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Good to know - he can mark me anytime he wants.

BTW I am not admonishing couples who announce pregnancy. Or even sharing the zygote’s alleged gender when and if they want to. Mazel tov. They absolutely have the right to do all that! And… That right stops where the process of announcement can injure or kill people and/or destroy property. It is clearly a biproduct of rebellion of cis-het fathers-to-be, weary of being overrun by pastels and cute baby kitcsh. It’s their mighty penis seed-cannon that’s to be exalted, and that means blowin’ shit up. No need to punish mother and child by removing one parent from a household. Forced vasectomy is the only deterrent.

Nothing less than 60 is acceptable. Masseur’s experience for me must be at least 6 years. The shorter the career, the more likely a mid-session burnout fap fap bye now.

The eagerness to enjoy being penetrated rushes past the natural ability to learn about our own insides. Look at anatomy drawings. Make some notes about your own cycle of elimination. Assess fiber in diet(add more), water intake, find what foods in last 8hrs that always give discomfort. Pay attention. Take it from someone who took way too long to get it. Input affects output. Lots of good reasearch out there. Once you’ve made the right dietary adjustments for your body digestive cycle, douching is a smaller role, mostly limited to shallow and quick. There will be foods you love that may in fact make things worse in your gut. You figure out how long you must abstain from those things - and if the greater enjoyment of penetration is worth the sacrifice Occasionally I must use my shower douche and a narrow well-lubed toy to feel confident about the sigmoid. Only if I plan to invite my gentleman caller to come all the way through the lobby, down the winding corridor and softly knock on the door at the end of the hall. Fleet is great to grab for travel - empty and refill with filtered water. Some small % saline is ok, but not preservatives.

So, did you ever purr or lick your chops at a celebrity and NO ONE sees the attraction? One example for me was Jack Hanna He was maybe the first talk-show animal guy; Everyman handsome, older than me (++++) incredibly charming, funny, fit, and obviously loved caring for the little beasts he brought from the Columbus Zoo. He was still on TV in the ‘80-90’s and I guess I saw something that made me want to do …things. He’s not well at this point, bless him… Probably many clips from his prime on YT. Anybody else go for a type that was unappreciated in your circle?

I got one as a thank you (what can I say? I’m a generous tipper and fun…). It was a selfie of his behind. In focus. And close. 💋

What is the problem with having the gender reveal like we always did? They used to call it birth. ”But we need to register for gender specific gifts!!!” No you do not. For your baby’s first ten months (at least) it eats shits and sleeps. Any color that’s washable works. Idiots.

It’s not unlike parents who struggle with conception, resign themselves to adoption and a day after granting, the rabbit dies… Whomever pulls our strings has a sick sense of humor. It’s an “aw, shucks” when a puppy. Can be Columbine when a human.

Personally I find it’s easier to choose a capable masseur at a reasonable rate than to choose a full-service or BFE provider. The difference is that I keep my eyes closed when getting a massage.

Cool question. There may be talented barristers here on the forum. There may also be doctors, fireman, ballet teachers, actuaries, astronauts …or even Martians. But there’s no way to know which will steer you in the right direction. And their hourly might shock you!!! Hard to believe that acquisition of enough money to fund scholarships didn’t, at some point, require prior legal counsel. Call them, maybe?

Why don’t the provider ad platforms have a standard format for twosomes offering their time together? Separate physical descriptions at least?

What’s the deal with hesitance re employee bene plan? HIIPA prevents employer access to your med info without your consent. You can at least get access to mail-order with some savings, and no tracking of you or your gps, or purchase history. With apps like GoodRx you may just as well Insta your entire shopping and medical history - you’d at least get to add some gifs and funny quotes along the way. Any business model that inserts itself in the middle of consumer transactions by offering some savings incentive, is getting something from you. Coupon apps are nothing but data harvest. (We already put up with that using the Walgreens card, for example - hence the 48” of receipt in the bag) For you, low price over time may be compensation enough for what they get. Insurance plans are still very wild-west, and finding coverage in your region for scrips with no generic is hard! Medication for Prep came along WAY after my exposure, but its class of drugs have been part of my management regimen for years incl clinical trials. Would I have pursued Prep when I was cute young neg gay thing? Probably. When I flipped to Medicare, I used an agent who looked at my full Rx picture (he had consent dialog box with property security info) He was able to find the best overall plan for what I take (truvada replaced by prezcobix 2 yrs ago) and all drugs with patent are indeed spendy at first but have all gone way down now… Ought to put end of year ‘savings’ into separate account to soften another blow come Jan. F@ck Christmas gotta save up for drugs!

We’ve ALL thought about it… As he describes it, actually, it could be a fairly standard sub scene for hire. I would still give it all a wipe down myself after he leaves, though. 😅 A small musical called Naked Boys Singing, off-Broadway in 2001, featured a song called The Naked Maid (embed failed - copy/paste title into YT app for a laugh.) It was a clever show with extreme eye candy. All male all nude. Cute songs. The nudity was the joke - you actually forgot they were naked after a couple of songs. Just like you’d forget your cleaner is naked when he breaks the urn that mother was in…

Ditto on Slater

In talking with the providers that I’m drawn to here in LA County, many of them get most of their business from regulars rather than from ads. Does that mean it’s a hard market to break into? I see ads from other cities for guys who were in LA for years? Does that mean it’s unsustainable as a location? Cost of living here is high. That much is certain.

I do! And people have the same problem understanding what I’ve said. I ask them to please repeat and they do the same. No big deal. Minor inconvenience that does not really get in my way, and since I can only control my speech, I slow down and hit my consonants.

Does a coupon app have regulations to follow re patient confidentiality surrounding your searches and purchases? GoodRx has a way of making money. Like Facebook, their product is knowledge about you. The “discount” is the lure. Your privacy is actually safer going through your insurance Rx coverage.

I look forward to watching this. …On a day when straight white men have NOT already worked my last nerve. 2025?

I do love when the technique and skill of massage is carried through in the same way to the HE.

In all matters of self-representation relative to transactions discussed here, I assume nothing is factual. Hell, I’ve been able to convince myself that I can afford this pastime when all evidence is to the contrary…

It’s easy. Be hugely hung and incredibly hot, with evidentiary images accessible on all social media and hookup apps. Or have enough space and money to put together your own, where you get to invite anyone you like.

http://www.northhollywoodspa.com/index.html Vague memories of a couple visits decades ago. (The Compound at the time) I fell in love… …with the intricate and clever layout of spaces. First visit to a bathhouse, and at a slow time. 2nd time there was better. They have evidently reopened post Covid and I didn’t even know they were in even still in business. Grindrcide, I figured. But no! Does anyone have any personal experience in the last few -erm…years? That would have be a lot of skanky industrial carpet to replace 😈

This is eye-safe Face wash with no fragrance at all - your local TJ’s might have it. No irritation. Absolutely neutral-clean hole result - it’s all I use. Nourish All in One

Late bloomers often save the world by directing their “prime” energy into pursuits outside of themselves. If everyone “bloomed” at the same age there would be scores of human achievements that were lost to thinking with the wrong head. That may or may not be how you reflect on your past, but if a life-long instinct is validated, it throws new vistas into the horizon of your future. Now as to your present, you refer to marriage and religion as very important to you in how you’re living today. Some acceptance of cognitive dissonance may be required, and techniques to do that are on display everywhere these days. It’s also possible to be hetero-mantic and homo-physical at the same time. I think hiring is a good way to explore the physical. NSA is the default setting for expectations, which means you can explore and discover gay sex without immediately having to have emotional commitments outside your marriage. It’s also a conscious choice to be a student instructed by an experienced teacher. Some attachments may develop, however, and at some point you will have to reconcile this new part of your psyche with the older parts that have valued the simplicity and security of falling in line with community, church and marriage. If still sexually active with your wife be CAREFUL about protecting yourself (and her) from disease. PREP is great, even though it does nothing to resist STI’s other than HIV. “If I’d only known” is the verse to every chorus of The Blues. Just try to love yourself where you are now, and be kind to those around you who might be impacted by your new realizations. You will be fine