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If he’s like all other plumbers, be prepared to shell out big bucks if your drain needs snaking on a weekend, holiday, or evenings after 7.

A friend recently pointed me to Zi /Zir /Zez (Zee Zear Zezz phonetically) Zi walked the dog already. The dog was so full of energy, he pulled zir down half a flight of stairs. Zez elbows were banged up bad. Written or spoken, it won’t be confused for another pronoun already in use. Easy on the palate, like the H and soft TH beginnings we have now for gendered pronouns and soft vowels to end. I don’t know. I’m in favor of something, but dislike re-use of an existing pronoun referring to multiple nouns. Yay to non-gendered! Not a fan of “they them their”

Uh oh. There goes the Gay-bor-hood Gayborhoods sprang up in major cities starting in the ‘70’s when young people needed to get out of mom’s house and couldn’t afford anything nice. So they/we moved in to funky/dangerous districts, made it work, dressed it up, recommended it friends, and Voila! Gayborhood! A couple blocks at a time: tended houses. Good food. Great bars. Cute and sassy retail - only in the gayhoods. We move in and make it better and drive up the prices ,,,sadly beyond the reach of the young gays who then have to find another. Social media has reduced the direct need of safety in numbers. And invariably these enclaves become de rigeur tourist stops, so the great corn-fed masses can see how clever we all are… So creative!! We have indeed fought long and hard for the right to be mediocre like the Breeders were the whole time I was growing into gay adulthood. We are now safer, with more financial and civic influence in whatever community we live in, which are ALL gayer than they were 20 years ago. Nostalgia can become malignant, so I look back with gratitude (thx Silverlake!) and give the gay nod to MM couples out on the streets in my sleepier hood. (The gay nod? It’s 50% RockHudson to Tony Randall and 50% Donna McKechnie in Turkey Lurkey. If you have to search either of those, you’re welcome! -For all the social fabric inroads made on your behalf, by those who already know.)

Hmmm. I’m applying your setup a little differently. Picture it: (No, not “Sicily, 1947…”)I book an appt with a new-to-me, well reviewed ticks-the-boxes provider at his place. Contact easy and genuine. He loves older guys, any shape, and I am both of those things. I’m arriving sober, on time, cash in pocket, and sparklingly clean all over, with a gift bottle of Veuve. Warm greeting, ice cold bottled water. Great volley of easy conversation. Once he takes me to through to the room where we will play, I see a couple of fixed angle cameras , a mic, a monitor and lighting equipment. “What’s this?” He gives me a great kiss …or 5 and says “I’d love to be able to watch our encounter later - you don’t mind do you? No one else will see it, I promise. It’s just a memento for me… I rarely post things these days, anyway!” he chuckles. And… his gorgeous and truthfully advertised unit is now in my face as he manages to undress us both… He knows I must have a taste of his talent, and he arches forward and says “c’mon, it’ll be fun! it’s really just for me,” (my mouth is now full and my hands pulled to grasp his beautiful hairy bum.) “I mix in some old GEsoft white incandescent bulbs” he purrs. “It’s nicer.” It’s like he’d read my mind watching every homemade porn ever. Another deeper kiss and I’m being guided up off my knees. I have never once had sex in front of a camera, and only once in front of a watcher, at an old dim lit sex space in Hollywood. Years and pounds ago. Now, though…? What an adventure, just this one time maybe? I admit I fantasize about being an exhibitionist. IRL I do not see someone my age, build and type as “exhibitionist” in any successful way - the image of my exhibition in my mind pairs with Local news, added bands of pixels across the bits and the Chiron “pervert held pending bail” I can be nude at doctor, in changing rooms, spas, etc - humbly and briefly. With a masseur or provider, I’m not so horrid as to cause them losing lunch, and the right ones make it comfortable immediately. But I have no nude selfies on my phone, and have given permission to very few to see the 3 I do have on one app. My provider’s warm hand finds the right spot on my backside where I really feel desired, yet not like a bowling ball. With the other hand he’s reaching for an in-line switch. I dread the imminent flash of light, like Nosferatu at sunrise, eyes clamped shut! A click, a hum of a fan, and my eyes open to a beautiful soft amber space. It is …nicer. The mirrors don’t reveal my worst. As he flips me on the bed, I can see the monitor- it’s me on there, and he’s gently on top now stroking my chest and belly, mmmm. With a quick twist to his tits, I roll him over. “I’m about to call Camera and Action!” he laughs. An iPad on the bedside table is apparently the gateway for all the equipment operations. Now, a brief digression, I have friends who look at sites of amateur vids, trying to spot particular people, and my face with my body showing up on such a site could lead to problems, potentially impacting work and home. The odds are extremely slim. Wow… he grips with one hand the back of my head, and draws me close, as his fully charged member finds its way between my closed thighs as he reaches for the iPad. Another even more convincing kiss. and connective embrace. I pull back and say, “…………… “ ••••••••••••• what do you think I should say?

Which Foreign Qualities, I wonder? •Still quotes “Friends” •Dines at table, with hands visible, never shoveling with the fork •Uncircumcised •Never has a drink with ice. •Always wants to take the most scenic route •Smokes Dunhills… INdoors. •Uses “please” and “thank you” all the time.

Time to volunteer! I know you’ve expressed interest in helping other, in prior posts, Jarrod, so I found a link to check out. https://www.inclusivekc.org/ Meet real 3-D people! One night a week?

Sorry, do not. But hey, you know… You will be in Palm Springs! Nice day spas as ubiquitous as Starbucks! Hot well reviewed male masseurs there all year round! Why not go for a great pampering treatment at a high-end (not-just-gay) day spa? And then hire a well-reviewed gay masseur to do a follow up with goodies at your hotel the next day. Off-season - better prices for both! I know we all have the Burke Williams fantasy that first class amenities and properly skilled hands morph into surprise bubble butts over our faces and hands that roam everywhere and welcome ours for same… Fantasy! 🤩 Gay spas meant for all-day cruising (including the one my friend recommended) are not focused on therapeutic treatment, so if you want a sauna and rub-n-tug massage, your day there may be very well spent!! Personally, I love good massage too much, and choose that portion first. Go to Spa forum here and search Palm Springs. 411’s will point you to some options, likely without cucumber water… 😎

https://www.mensspaps.com/ Only one personal Rex from a friend, but it was glowing

Back in the gay-rags-in-print days you would have access to ads and articles steering you correctly. You’re right that justifications, as part of disclosures of personal medical information, disadvantage gay people all over. Search through locally based online LGBTQ sources for recommendations. Start looking now and I bet you’ll have made an appt in a week! There’s more and more out there to help you in the areas you’d want

Next time my first text will include: My lead time for meeting never less than 24hrs What’s yours?

Hire provider(s)who would agree to act as mannequins, and be photographed (no face?) Take your time styling them in your gear, and find a way to get good light on them. Whenever you do part with the gear, this record will show it off in the best possible way, and provide you with memories of a great ….shoot.

Good to know - he can mark me anytime he wants.

BTW I am not admonishing couples who announce pregnancy. Or even sharing the zygote’s alleged gender when and if they want to. Mazel tov. They absolutely have the right to do all that! And… That right stops where the process of announcement can injure or kill people and/or destroy property. It is clearly a biproduct of rebellion of cis-het fathers-to-be, weary of being overrun by pastels and cute baby kitcsh. It’s their mighty penis seed-cannon that’s to be exalted, and that means blowin’ shit up. No need to punish mother and child by removing one parent from a household. Forced vasectomy is the only deterrent.

Nothing less than 60 is acceptable. Masseur’s experience for me must be at least 6 years. The shorter the career, the more likely a mid-session burnout fap fap bye now.

The eagerness to enjoy being penetrated rushes past the natural ability to learn about our own insides. Look at anatomy drawings. Make some notes about your own cycle of elimination. Assess fiber in diet(add more), water intake, find what foods in last 8hrs that always give discomfort. Pay attention. Take it from someone who took way too long to get it. Input affects output. Lots of good reasearch out there. Once you’ve made the right dietary adjustments for your body digestive cycle, douching is a smaller role, mostly limited to shallow and quick. There will be foods you love that may in fact make things worse in your gut. You figure out how long you must abstain from those things - and if the greater enjoyment of penetration is worth the sacrifice Occasionally I must use my shower douche and a narrow well-lubed toy to feel confident about the sigmoid. Only if I plan to invite my gentleman caller to come all the way through the lobby, down the winding corridor and softly knock on the door at the end of the hall. Fleet is great to grab for travel - empty and refill with filtered water. Some small % saline is ok, but not preservatives.

So, did you ever purr or lick your chops at a celebrity and NO ONE sees the attraction? One example for me was Jack Hanna He was maybe the first talk-show animal guy; Everyman handsome, older than me (++++) incredibly charming, funny, fit, and obviously loved caring for the little beasts he brought from the Columbus Zoo. He was still on TV in the ‘80-90’s and I guess I saw something that made me want to do …things. He’s not well at this point, bless him… Probably many clips from his prime on YT. Anybody else go for a type that was unappreciated in your circle?

I got one as a thank you (what can I say? I’m a generous tipper and fun…). It was a selfie of his behind. In focus. And close. 💋

What is the problem with having the gender reveal like we always did? They used to call it birth. ”But we need to register for gender specific gifts!!!” No you do not. For your baby’s first ten months (at least) it eats shits and sleeps. Any color that’s washable works. Idiots.

It’s not unlike parents who struggle with conception, resign themselves to adoption and a day after granting, the rabbit dies… Whomever pulls our strings has a sick sense of humor. It’s an “aw, shucks” when a puppy. Can be Columbine when a human.

Personally I find it’s easier to choose a capable masseur at a reasonable rate than to choose a full-service or BFE provider. The difference is that I keep my eyes closed when getting a massage.

Cool question. There may be talented barristers here on the forum. There may also be doctors, fireman, ballet teachers, actuaries, astronauts …or even Martians. But there’s no way to know which will steer you in the right direction. And their hourly might shock you!!! Hard to believe that acquisition of enough money to fund scholarships didn’t, at some point, require prior legal counsel. Call them, maybe?

Why don’t the provider ad platforms have a standard format for twosomes offering their time together? Separate physical descriptions at least?

What’s the deal with hesitance re employee bene plan? HIIPA prevents employer access to your med info without your consent. You can at least get access to mail-order with some savings, and no tracking of you or your gps, or purchase history. With apps like GoodRx you may just as well Insta your entire shopping and medical history - you’d at least get to add some gifs and funny quotes along the way. Any business model that inserts itself in the middle of consumer transactions by offering some savings incentive, is getting something from you. Coupon apps are nothing but data harvest. (We already put up with that using the Walgreens card, for example - hence the 48” of receipt in the bag) For you, low price over time may be compensation enough for what they get. Insurance plans are still very wild-west, and finding coverage in your region for scrips with no generic is hard! Medication for Prep came along WAY after my exposure, but its class of drugs have been part of my management regimen for years incl clinical trials. Would I have pursued Prep when I was cute young neg gay thing? Probably. When I flipped to Medicare, I used an agent who looked at my full Rx picture (he had consent dialog box with property security info) He was able to find the best overall plan for what I take (truvada replaced by prezcobix 2 yrs ago) and all drugs with patent are indeed spendy at first but have all gone way down now… Ought to put end of year ‘savings’ into separate account to soften another blow come Jan. F@ck Christmas gotta save up for drugs!

We’ve ALL thought about it… As he describes it, actually, it could be a fairly standard sub scene for hire. I would still give it all a wipe down myself after he leaves, though. 😅 A small musical called Naked Boys Singing, off-Broadway in 2001, featured a song called The Naked Maid (embed failed - copy/paste title into YT app for a laugh.) It was a clever show with extreme eye candy. All male all nude. Cute songs. The nudity was the joke - you actually forgot they were naked after a couple of songs. Just like you’d forget your cleaner is naked when he breaks the urn that mother was in…