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All references, and inferences herein, to birthdays as the numerical measure of one’s journey to the grave, shall hereby be replaced by birthdays as measure of excuses for margaritas and cake. Mazel tov!

The four ladies of SATC were created by and for gay men - so hasn’t the gay version been done? (To death?)

Okay so, “going out “ - like conversation, and dating and such. Not just meeting in his suite at The Peninsula for wild sex on every piece of furniture, bath fixture, and chandelier in the place. Dating… That calls for rethinking… …. and done. Still John Krasinski.

Doing what has to be done - when it’s the right move, it’s true sometimes it can seem harsh. Fear not! Your bangin’ body and spirit of generosity will get you exactly the clients you deserve to replace that thoughtless handful who really needed to be thrown off the island. Corragio!

This pitches like a potential hit! But…I have a few notes 1. Don’t. 2. Please don’t. 3. if you’re going to do this, I beg you to please not. 4. What, your talent doesn’t deserve a chance to do something ANYTHING that is new, and not a just another version of A meets B? Of course it does, darling. 5. Watch every gay dramedy on TUBI, Filmrise, IFC, Netflix and TNT. Throw out every word of dialog of your script that feels like it may just be taken from any of these shows. 6. A cooking show is always nice, less …controversial. 7. Go on vacation, re-evaluate what you want to say with this new show and come back to it with additional fresh eyes, and get busy. 8,9,10. Don’t Do It. Good luck - keeping eyes peeled!

Well, if ever the ButImNotGay voices here on the forum were needed to chime in, this is it, isn’t it?

Back in the Bronze Age I had a girlfriend. My obvious lack of interest in going down should have been a clue to her, or at least for me, that I needed close encounters with a different crotch… I tried to be able to enjoy eating at the Y. I simply couldn’t! The smell and taste were not a match for me at the time, and that was then, etc - well, now I eat both ass and anchovies. Separately. Always. There are some very appealing ftm guys out there these days and I would hate if my reaction would be either insulting or limiting to mutual enjoyment. Once transitioned, does the shift in hormones change (soften…) the overall strength of scent/flavor of the average puss? I’m more fascinated by the topography than ever, as I have developed an understanding of other interior… designs…

This is not an explicit question, remaining within boundaries of therapeutic treatment, so I wouldn’t hesitate in asking your top three. Look for higher number in years of experience. Abdominal massage gives some basic info, so you can ask the right questions. Report back if you find a keeper in LA!

Add wine.

☝🏼Trader Joe’s Soffrito also works - very VERS

THE WIRE on my list, SIX FEET UNDER never missed an episode in original HBO run. I did have time for that one - working weekends and evenings then did not provide a lot of TV time. Like I said, I am decades behind. I avoided by choice a few wildly popular ones like GOT. Thx for tip on Hap and Leonard

Re FLEABAG- I think it’s done. The arc has played out with a satisfying ending for most, and especially for PWB. I too love Mrs Maisel, but don’t feel I’ve been left hanging off a cliff like OZARK and DEAD TO ME. I’d watch Maisel again, but am really liking HACKS and its less nostalgic take on women in comedy. I got into Hulu THE GREAT and would watch that again. BRIDGERTON, probably not. Seriously, I’m decades behind most TV viewers. I hear THE SOPRANOS is supposed to be good, and am thinking of trying that.

The key word: Performing

Time will tell. I won’t say a word.

Heterosexual, bi, and homosexual as terms to define individuals are useless in a way, because one cannot prove the negative needed for distinction. Behavior is all we have. And whether in his bed or yours, the interaction counts as homo-havior. “on the right drugs, anyone can be had” Why do I want to give credit to Tallulah Bankhead for that clever, old (and astute) saying? Now, we no longer condone any such practice to change an outcome through chemical manipulation of independent behavior, do we, Mr.Jello-guy?

“I’m not signing a release without prior consultation of my lawyer and styling team”

No, I don’t see that call. Because I wouldn’t have invited him to get into my car in the first place. As much as we complain about the provider sites, I think we’re actually all safer not trying to hire off the street. Regardless of marketing, the Proof is in the Putting…

Sorry but I am not going anywhere near gender fluids until everyone is vaxxed…

Such mystery around Trade Will he _______ your__________? Will he let you _________him? Will you be the very first to get him to ____________? Will he make you guess in the moment if he likes to_________or not? Do they usually bring their own__________? So many questions about potential hires. Least important is whether he’s straight…which you could tell in a minute btw because straight guys NEVER bring their own anything. 😂 Assign whatever orientation label you like - have fun! Your bought-and-paid label washes off the moment he’s texting with his next client.

I know exactly this scene! There are a couple (at least)porn stars past who played well, and did a scene or two where they were serviced, tickling ivories and tonsils at the same time. 😉 In actual application it’s way too uncomfortable for both. There will be missed notes and crap for dynamics from the music side, and at the very least, a banged noggin and teeth! issues with regard to the BJ Better idea to fiddle around with a violinist - he’s standing, and his breath support not crucial as it would be for like Cor anglaise!!

I see Statistics 1yr experience and I run for the exit. Escorts? Maybe , if genetically gifted. I want massage experience to be 4+

Once we get to petting without clothes, I find the fog to be quite flattering to my visage. Yet nothing for my new Magoo to fear! There’ll be no need to move, and absolutely no mistaking what’s directly in front of you. 😈

Is the f*cking you might get worth the f*cking you might get?