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Actually, just a case of crackers would be fine Gluten-free. Crunchy and not too small, to hold a nice dip

Have had a thing for older men for all my life. Older is not static, so over time this has become a thing for OLD men. The inevitable, now that I myself am An Old, is one of two paths: Enduring a prattling well-endowed youth of 19 who needs a grandpa, or necromancy.

Buttah- Face “hes got the body, the swagger, the booty, the dick, everything but a face…” I prefer to see a face pic for full service hire. Less important for massage, with eyes closed I can imagine he’s anyone…

Bump. Post-Covid-19 now His profile active, 1 or 2 new pics

There is a little terminology tidy-up needed, right? Re: Rimming change “positions” from Bottom/Top to Give/Get. Versatile still applies ”I will bring a clean bowl if you’d like to toss a salad” is cute but maybe arcane? Re: Into’s So many stops between a first kiss and the AfterGlow. if the idea of “into” is to help MATCH clients with providers, this might help draw a better map: 4 options of degree per item YES/Learning/Open to try/NO Clearer way to start convo when provider volunteering to share specifics This can make hiring easier with less back n forth, and help the session be more successful for both provider and client, I think.

His ad on RentMen (link in post above) is what you need to look at, rather than ad on rentmasseur. He’s very easy to talk to, so when you contact him, be upfront about what you would like to happen. He’s versatile in almost everything, and you will have a very good time with the upgraded service. His Sensual Massage is spa-level work and service. PM if you have more specific Questions.

I’m sure I mumble to myself when sorting something out i save the yelling for when I’m on an LA freeway and the gun has been left in the trunk

Tops who bottom? They used to be called “gay” Then internet and social media pushed this definition to “versatile” Now the pro’s marketing strategy includes being some sort of unicorn, branding themselves as the elusive “Top Who Bottoms”, while the difference for them is just between prep for the date: good douche vs popping a Cialis. God bless the real men who do both.

Or me… 😚

When did I intuit/guess but doubt/guess again/know? Chronologically 1. Clint Walker on The Lucy Show. Look him up 2. How long had I been staring at the oversized genitals sported by the scout troop leader? He was 5yrs older, a high school senior with acne, sweet eyes and endless patience with us oddballs; the sports-averse, the nerds, the witty…) I had only seen little schmeckles like mine, and, well - this was the stuff of men, tumbling in weighty sections, over and over again, in his sudsy hands, right here in the dreaded (!!!) camp shower. 3. No sex in HS. Then Four years of meh sex with college GF (bookstore with Playgirl on campus…praise be) 4. Getting interest from guys…GF noticing… 5. The biggie. Breakup w girl. Moving to LA, a closeted corn-fed homovirgin. Tried bars a few times, always scared, leaving alone. I found an ad for a porn theatre in Hollywood, and it was an education, really…seeing the mechanics of gay sex, learning how cruising works…Many important erotic FIRSTS that took place there in the dark: Moving images not mags; kissing a man; touching a man; a man touching me; getting blown and swallowed; and …poppers. A dating/sex life began soon after, even while closeted to family (local and not), and the last two girls who seduced me became friends, knowing I was thinking men were the deal for me Doubts were eliminated and all prior suspicions/intuitions confirmed on a March afternoon whilst on my back on a small boat off Long Beach Harbor

Probably many of us here who have the milage to be grandfathered into discounts elsewhere, but it’s a unique business. I for one am not regular enough with any one provider to expect that. (I will, however, accept his offer to rim me for an extra 5 minutes.)

Very attractive Is nippling on the neck something new from the young people? Might take a bit of specific choreography, and perhaps he’s an excellent teacher. Mine are real. And they’re spectacular. But I will not shave my chest.

Jarrod, you beautiful sexy man! I’ve been away from the forum for several months doing other things. Glad to see you’re still exactly the same people-loving, service-based provider! 👏🏻 and am betting 2021 will ultimately be your year! 😘

In his ad he mentions Swedish style, and Native American descent, and his locale of Pasadena. Exactly where does the “Italian” come in? Making an offer you can’t refuse? Or does he finish you with grated parm and fresh ground pepper?

When having a pre-meet convo about who might be doing what to whom, asking if his quoted rates are for time or results shouldn’t be a deal breaker, and if answers are unacceptable politely move on.

No matter the vice, it’s a constant game of balancing the money spent on a few laughs, trinkets and souvenirs… with the reality of one’s liquidity at any given time. Sudden jump in rates? Supply and demand. Quarantine created a wider market for all digital means of social contact, and motivated more service providers to become content creators. Hours devoted to work on camera can yield more money over the life of it’s availability than same number of hours of personal services at their prior rates. Providers appear across multiple platforms, and they have way more control in pairings, schedule, nature of action, etc where it’s a better trade off for time put in, in most every respect. Times, they are a-changing’ (Videos Killed the radio star, don’t forget)

It’s not the only goal, it’s just the one that has to happen in order for any others to make sense... (Covid has my medical profile in its crosshairs, according to science)

Surviving.

The first time I saw Brokeback, it made my heart hurt to where I had to lie down after

Haha! I used to love Hollywood Palace... It’s like a preview of what would become the Village People !

I’m probably going against the grain... My Guilty Pleasure is...sitting by the fire, with my dog by my feet and a Grand Marnier in my hand... listening to some Rameau played by Les Arts Florissants, while, in my minds eye, I’m visualizing that every producer and participant on the Kardashians, the Housewives, the Zillas, the Dresses, the Bachelor and his Ettes, the Survivors, the li’l Brothers and every other reality TV show, gather in person, everyone looking amazing and glamorous, for a big, joy-filled, swag-laden, extravagant private holiday party, being entertained by an incredible DJ, and having dancing fabulous food and lots of great champagne and phenomenal cocktails, and that every one of them disappear the next day, abducted by Aliens who have no cameras, mirrors, ApplePay, or WiFi. Guilty. You wanted guilty, right?

@orville Your confusion about what transpired doesn’t need to repeat itself - as I read your story it took me back to the “first date”anticipation of the awkward kiss on the parents’ front porch... Who needs that again? I would never go to a storefront or legit day spa and even remotely mistake what you described as a sign of interest. For example, men with shorter arms need to stretch over the client sometimes. Yes his junk might graze your arm or something - it’s nothing more than it is. Even at those establishments, though, I take off all clothing and drape myself while masseur steps out. My arms are left the outside of the sheet, and ask him to move them as needed for the work. Was your guy was working upper back without maneuvering your arms? Hmm A first-visit masseur that is inviting something will place or allow your arm to fall off the table and may bring it to a spot at your side where he knows his package will be in the vicinity to graze. If at a public spa move your hand away. Sometimes they tuck the arms under the drape once they’re done with a side. I tend to be silent during these legit sessions aside from what’s needed for him to work. Whether he has a wife/girlfriend/boyfriend (or all 3) is none of my business. Not fond of a lot of chat. I have two day-spas that I would go to on occasion when I want a sauna or steam and good therapeutic bodywork. I walk out the door happy and limp as a noodle. When I want “massage plus”, I consult the advertising sites most often linked here in Spa Forum. I have 2 local hybrid escort/masseurs that I find to be really good at the bodywork, each with a private and welcoming space. I will have called one of them if I want the flow of skilled touch and relaxation to move into some mutual participation. I float out the door, happy, this time with a limp noodle... Try hiring a sensual massage provider based on what you really want. Like according to his advert profile, will allow MT and or HE. And that he works in a private space, or comes to you with table. Ask when you set it up. A caring and skilled touch, that transitions seamlessly into sex, is magical. Hope you find it @orville. Only a few clicks away...

Southern Californians shop for groceries at “Rafe’s”

I think this may be the Gayest video of my lifetime

The RentMen corporation might have had to furlough half of the Personnel Dept, creating some pandemonium. Too many X’s in so many of the names! I recall seeing his profile when in LA