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jeezifonly

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  1. Among my first pornstars were Casey Donovan, Al Parker, Leo Ford, Richard Locke - before I ever even hooked up with a man - on the big screen in Hollywood in the ‘80’s. I would have paid good money for Parker... There used to be much more variety among men acting in porn - the 90’s brought back the shaved body thing along with way more muscle mass, and everyone having tatts. I find all the (admittedly handsome) SeanCody/CorbinFisher type models to lack distinction from one another.
  2. Please reply here if your recollection of actual porn stars goes further back than rentable VHS tapes ?
  3. Why does going anywhere beyond my driveway seem so ...2019? I fear my next flight will be obligatory, under duress, for a family funeral. I need some aloha sooooo bad, but not for a while. Mainlanders bring disease. I sincerely hope Boeing has in fact resolved programming and operational issues. I’d expect, should one of their craft have so much as a squiffy landing, they may be through.
  4. Ventura and Orange Counties in SoCal have been moved into the most at risk tier which may be a first since mid summer. The density in LA Co has kept it there for a while, and if numbers don’t shift into a positive direction pretty quick we will probably regress to full lockdown again. Selfish and Ignorant myfreedom-obsessed assholes have dropped another turd into the Holiday Punchbowl. Thanks, Murrica.
  5. Well, the good news for those with an easily triggered gag reflex, rest easy - you are far more likely to encounter real fecal material in the course of regular old vanilla buttsex, than you are to accidentally see a clean rosebud after vigorous play.
  6. An unparalleled mess. National rejection of science, in favor of capitulation to one sick ego. This is the new American Exceptionalism.
  7. It is not unheard of, jizz is made to swim through mucosal liquids in the vagina and they’re different from those in your digestive track. If you have an empty stomach it may make it worse. VICE on swallowing
  8. “Male Massage” = “The Good Part”
  9. Thumbs up Ryan Philippe No really, that’s exactly where I would start... But my Hollywood bate bait was Alec Baldwin
  10. Well, now we know Zac has a penis. It looked to me there’s a chill in the air. I am really Into his latest cubby stroller-meat daddy thing he has going on.
  11. I almost agree - love the new conflicts being set up, but disappointing that Gillian is not hiding her work...
  12. I’m sorry, I have trouble seeing the business sense in this. I get the whole fantasy that a client, or any gay man, might have that he’s the one person with a penis who can change this guy’s pussy obsession to include new love for the D I’d need an a-list HBO performance from a heterosexual to make that worth the gamble at their rates. Which, if they were capable of delivering that on command, would already be in HBO movies...
  13. Akhnaten from the Met! fabulously theatrica!! Stayed up too late but I couldn’t stop. Made me check out Glass’s THE PERFECT AMERICAN on AllArts - really interesting and strong performances, (Teatro Real in 2012) and in hindsight of American branding in general, it’s pretty brilliant. Surprise of the show: The impossibly sexy Zachary James as the original animatronic Mr Lincoln (which I actually saw in Flushing Meadow in ‘64) was a striking dramatic scene,
  14. 1 The power of digitally-exact ventriloquism with great projection 2 The ability to persuade anyone in favor of caring and generosity toward others 3 2 inch increases in both length and girth of my cock but with the same foreskin I already got.
  15. She never kicked him out of bed for Eaton crackers...
  16. I heard about that website - checked it out, and please... they didn’t have shit... ?
  17. Mom was a good driver, and in her day would have given a truck a go... The ones I highlighted here are the ones you wouldn’t hear on the Patty Duke Show... we also heard lots of cleaner pearls of wisdom. Shania wasn’t even born when I heard that “shit from” expression... but it was rooted in more concrete visual, as Shinola was an early and popular brand of shoe polish.
  18. On a cranky toddler “He’s so tired, he doesn’t know whether to shit or go bowling” On appetite “I’m so hungry I could eat the asshole off a skunk!” On rebellious procrastination “Right now, young man, before I rip your leg off and beat you over the head with it” On ignorance “...doesn’t know shit from Shinola” “...couldn’t find his own asshole without a bloodhound” There were more, but often they involved made-up German-Yiddish nonsense or onomatopoeias.
  19. It’s a beautifully crafted musical and when well-cast, is the perfect blend of sadness, joy, and laughter and so many great tunes. Topol, who played Tevye in the film, played the role on tour about 10 years ago - really glad I got to see him. But a friend who worked on the tour said that his understudy went on at least once every couple of weeks, and the curtain came down a good fifteen minutes earlier when he did...
  20. Soups and stews ? Chucks butts shoulders shanks ?? Dried beans of any sort ? ? ? ?
  21. I was using a callback to my earlier reference to how the Production Code also overlooked bad stuff in Oklahoma - scroll back. Molly Brown would have been so... obvious... ?
  22. He’s a skilled, intuitive masseur. That quality rarely comes through in a photograph. It all depends on what you want to spend your money on... for massage, choosing based on appearance and sexual attraction has not always worked for me, I want skills first. You may need other requirements to be met first. So choose by the photos. (And I have no personal experience but I bet Mark does some top notch ++extras for an upgrade of fee.)
  23. Good Q!! Invented, but not named ... it wasn’t named before ‘76. The Dirty Sanchez though... Zanita Shinn had her scandalous diaries of her time in El Paso published in the early forties, and well, Ye Gods!!
  24. And there must have been at least one of the kids throughout the Midwest of 1911 who, thanks to Professor Hill, got enough of an interest in music to make it a college major, then profession, and may have bought a house (or two) in Queens by playing 8/wk in the orchestra pit of Oklahoma! for all five years of its original run. (Do you see what I did there???)
  25. Interesting that he has training cred, and that he doesn’t work weekends. Those are what jumped out to me from his profile. Looks like the ultimate “boy to bring home to mother” unless mother is a cougar
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