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Tragedy presenting as Comedy

Curious. Do the instructions direct the user to massage the product in, thoroughly and vigorously, for 20 minutes?

It does work. Dashboard vinyl off-gases for longer than you think, and along with air contaminated with exhaust from surrounding vehicles, it’s not dissolved by standard ammonia-based window cleaner. I use 91% but 70 may work with a bit more application. Keep a window open for ventilation when doing it. Lots of dry polishing after with thick microfiber cloth gets rid of the smears that makes both sunlight and headlights refract.

45yrs living in LA, and there’s never been anything like this. I have friends who have lost everything, in both major fires. Tragedy continuing to unfold as winds pick up in the next few days. Red Cross and World Central Kitchen are doing tremendous work to house and feed evacuees and firefighters. Consider donating. Mother Nature always has the last word - we forget that bit in our relentless pursuit of the most stunning locations to build homes. Some beautiful places are simply not meant to be inhabited by humans.

I live a bit north of DTLA, in a risky zone for fire, and have been watching all the destruction as our city is being ravaged. No immediate threat to my area, pending what Madame Morrible conjures up for wind! I hope all CoM members - providers and clients, who live in LA area are safe, with families, friends and and homes intact. 🙏🏻

Technique. It’s all in the wrist.

It’s a problematic show today, because of the Native appropriation throughout. The right star? Kelly Clarkson.

I’m not above bringing my fave toy if I am particularly feeling the need to be …fulfilled. “God helps those that help themselves”

Sex work is work. Your work-wife (or work-boyfriend) is not your wife (or your boyfriend.). I always hope my providers have a good life as a result of the work. Whether that includes a committed relationship or not is not part of my hope, because it’s actually none of my business. Sometimes I share info about my life, sometimes not. I allow him the same grace. That said, I never host, nor hire twosomes, so if a guy walks in the room because he lives there, while I’m eating the ass I hired, Imma spect a discount. 😂

Handball remains a mystery to most because, in many ways, it is a mystical practice - it demands a lot of devotion on one’s knees before you finally see God.

Securing a deposit for goods or services is a common and legitimate business practice. Business examined here is neither common nor legitimate, and the use of deposits has the double edge to it: Possibility no 1: more first-time clients likely to follow thru, show and pay in full Possibility no 2: fewer first-time clients willing to consider booking at all It’s up to the provider how the 2 sides work on the balance sheet. It’s up to the client to take first-time and repeat business where they like.

“Big hands” is a sales gimmick promising a big dick. I’m in the minority here, as I hire massage with skill and intuition in mind ahead of any physical attributes. A broad surface of contact is what I prefer as opposed to fingertips. That’s why, in legit spas, I prefer male bodyworkers - in general, arms and hands tend to have larger muscle groups for manipulation of my muscles and fasciae. (The exception was onboard a cruise, where I got worked over brilliantly by Dunya, Former Assistant Coach of Croatian Bowling Team)

Gypsy is a play that is so well structured and composed that it doesn’t need fixing in any way. Talent-free casting is the only way to screw it up, and that doesn’t seem to be the case with this revival. Having caught it on PBS, I was EXTREMELY impressed with Imelda Staunton’s Mama Rose from London, which she squeezed in between West End turns as Mrs. Nellie Lovett, Sally Durant Plummer and Dolly Gallagher Levi. 🩷 Audra has spectacular talent that needs to be written for. Producers don’t do that anymore.

An old friend who would regularly come to LA for work who loved Numbers!! But it was never on my ‘80’s Weho weekend crawl… I must have been naive about it when I met him there one night - I was 15yrs his junior, not hideous, and having got there first, while I waited for him I had more than a couple older guys wanting to buy me drinks!

Having worked in theme park entertainment, my far end front row seat took me back to seeing the performers as real well-trained people in the job of doing multiple shows a day. I compare it not with Broadway but with Vegas. Spectacular is the most accurate description. And there will never be a venue in Vegas as beautiful as the Hall. I’ll definitely go again some day! With YT, I can learn the entire 12Days tap choreography ahead so I can give notes at the stage door. 😂

Enjoying a lavish meal from time-to-time does not (for me) make sense out of starving myself while I save up for it.

More importantly: Do we know for sure his moniker doesn’t mean he’s a movie-buff only for Directors Cuts?

Having a hands-free ejaculation can be done in a doctors office thru direct (not necessarily pleasurable) manipulation of the prostate. In a more intimate context, It’s best when you participate with breathing, and isolated ab contractions. Maybe the technical coaching from the top is what makes the difference? Having HFO as a hiring goal might disappoint as I think it relies a quite a bit on circumstance/chemistry.

Yes, conventionally attractive people are able to parlay that one aspect of themselves into advantageous (professional and personal) relationships and situations. Now go put on a blindfold and tell your agent to accept the highest bid with the closing terms you desire.

I do not support vigilante justice. But I am totally okay with CEO’s suddenly feeling as though they are fair game for the hunt. They have all slept fine for decades, while the consumers at their profit-driven mercy have lived in nightmares. Let ‘em sweat. Point and laugh at them in public.

Age is just a number. So is an hourly rate. If a provider wants to limit clientele by age, they can make it up in volume with 30yr-olds I guess.

You are what you eat? Then I am one happy asshole.

The learning curve in the first large gig might not work toward you having (and client having) success.

@Simon Suraci Nails it. 🤩 Due Diligence before. Think GBBO: The Signature The Technical The Show Stopper Know how you’re judging the bake.

Looking back, the first review I read here was about the only lad working at Belle Watling’s place in Atlanta… so, a while. 🍻