JayCeeKy

Quick digression, apologies to the OP.
That's literally true. President Eisenhower, known for his frequent golfing trips to the Augusta National Golf Club, hit a certain pine tree on the 17th hole so often he said he thought it should be in his future museum. In 2015 that became a reality when a cross-section of the tree was encased at the Eisenhower Museum in Abiline, Kansas. The Eisenhower Tree had been cut down in 2014 after suffering extensive damage during a major ice storm.
 

Back to the topic about why you should ALWAYS pay your taxes.

Good thing they didn't do an MRI. That could have been messy.

Hoping Giancarlo Stanton (left) is healthy and back in regular play for the Yankees, probably as DH.
 

Alam Wernick's thighs:

Alam Wernick's thighs:

Alam Wernick's thighs:

I haven't seen him host yet, but it appears that Jeopardy producer Mike Richards, is a hit with fans. I thought Ken Jennings did a great job, too.
 
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jeopardy-executive-producer-becomes-overnight-sensation-after-covid-forces-him-to-host-092740850.html

Gift card

I don't want to make this political and thus verboten in the Lounge Forum, so I will make this as generic as possible, but I think it does illustrate the concept of Irony.
 
At a certain political rally recently a certain political perrson railed against "cancel culture" just before he gave a list of people he wants to have ostracized/cancelled from the Party.

Gaga says she will pay the woman who found her dogs the $500,000 even though the police are against it - they say it will incentivize future celebrity dog-nappings.

Interesting video about "The Kilted Coaches"learning ballet. A brief bit of butt at 7:08. I'm totally into the professional dancer in green shorts.
 

That reminds me of a time, back in the days of the phone hookup lines (so not a hire), mid-90's maybe? I'd gone over to a guys place, we were in the midst of fun, and there's a knock on his door. It turns out it's another guy (hotter than both of us ? ) he'd been talking to before me, but the host must have figured the guy ghosted on him (this was before that term was invented ). The host invited the new guy in, we three played for a bit, but the newcomer was clearly a bit freaked by a threesome. When the host finished fucking me and invited the new guy to fuck me, the new guy got up, dressed, and left.

Cash will always be king in this business.
 
There are a lot of clients with a lot to lose... And a digital paper trail of indiscretion is not a wise move.
 
On the flip, there are a lot of escorts who under-report or don't report any of their income to the IRS. Accepting a lot of electronic money is a first-class way to give the government an easy case against you.

This escort is a short super-muscular African-American male with a watermelon butt, but he is not classically handsome, but is okay. I noticed that his RM ads had a couple of negative Reviews (another complaint that I had to hear about extensively) - and he also periodically changes his name on RM - I'm guessing b/c of the Reviews. He would be an appealing hire except for his crappy attitude.

Last year I texted an escort in Indy for rates. When he replied with rates that were extraordinarily high for that market, I politely declined stating that his rate was outside my budget. He counteroffered with a more moderate, though still somewhat high, fee. Against my better judgement I accepted and met him at his hotel in DT Indy. For about 20 minutes he sat in the bed telling me why he deserved the rate he had originally requested, at which point I got up and left, totally disGRUNTled. If a Provider is not going to provide a copacetic experience for the client due to resentment over fees, he should say so up front so that both can move on.

I've grown fond of James Corden and tape his show every night now. I particularly find his interaction with Reggie Watts very amusing and witty. Last night's episode with Prince Harry was interesting and the visit to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" home was a gem, esp the part of Harry using the bathroom (and sticking his head out the bathroom's porthole window). It's all very humanizing, which may be why the royals are upset with the appearance (per hunky James Longmans's Twitter). I, too, was amazed at Harry's physical fitness and the ease with which he mastered the obstacle course.

A College Student from Long Island whom I met in the bar Rounds in the 1990s. He visited me in Philadelphia several time.
 
I am quite pleased when he stripped down

Sometimes real names are more risqué than fake. True name of clergyman from southern Indiana whose obituary started:
 
Father Firmus Dick, 82, passed away at Memorial Hospital in Jasper, Jan. 13.
A vigil service will be held at St. Ferdinand Church in Ferdinand on Monday, Jan. 18, at 1:30 p.m. EST.
 
https://obits.courierpress.com/obituaries/courierpress/obituary.aspx?n=firmus-dick&pid=138630772

I think it had to do with timing. The Queen gave a big speech on getting vaccinated on same day as Harry's appearance - which royals apparently felt diverted attention away from Queen Mum.
 
Per Daily Mail:
'When the Queen speaks it's accepted she has a clear field': Palace brands rapping Harry's interview 'unhelpful' for overshadowing 'rare and important' vaccine video after he blames press for driving him away - and Meghan reveals pet name
 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9303647/Palace-sources-brand-timing-Harrys-TV-appearance-unhelpful.html

What upsets me MOST is being confronted with another client of the escort leaving, just as I get there. That totally pisses me off. I don't know why, but it really does.
 
Or cum stains from a previous session still on the escorts body, as we get started. Seriously, please wipe yourself off.
 
Or the jealous boyfriend of the escort waiting outside, in the hall way, while we are in session. Happened to me with MuscleVIP - DutchPR.
 
Or pictures of girlfriend, wife or kids in full view.

That I'm straight.

That I'm straight.

That I'm straight.

They didn't drink much. My father would have a beer from time to time. When they went out to dinner, my mother would nurse a single cocktail through the entire meal. There wasn't an explicit policy about alcohol. When we were little kids, my father would let us have sips of beer, but we just thought it tasted foul.

My mother never drank anything but an occasional glass of wine with a holiday meal, as did my father, but he might have a couple of beers on a weekend. There was never any hard liquor unless they were throwing a party, but they hardly ever drank it themselves, so a bottle of whiskey might last a few years in the cupboard. The wine also frequently had to be thrown out if the bottle had been open for a long time. When I was in my teens, I would often be offered a glass of wine with the holiday meal, but since it was usually something like cheap port, I didn't find it attractive.
 
I went away to college when I was 17, so of course I was introduced to the occasional beer party, but I didn't care much for beer, and I didn't want to drink too much for fear I would lose control and become too open about my sexual interests. I started going to gay bars at 18--they were legal at that age in NY in those days--but I ordered only beer and could nurse one for a long time. One New Year's Eve I went with a friend and two girls to Times Square, but before going out to watch the ball fall, we stopped in the Astor Bar, and wanting to appear sophisticated, I ordered a martini and drank it too fast; before I knew it, I was lying on the floor looking up at bemused faces. That taught me a lesson about my alcohol tolerance.