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There's always Maureen Corps and Ava Gina.

 

And if you like punny names in general, there are the Car Talk guys' staff names:

 

Accounts Payable Administrator Imelda Czechs

Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office Dasha Chekhov

Adopted son from Sweden Bjorn A. Payne Diaz

Airline Seat Tester Wilma Butfit

Air-Quality Monitor Carmine Dioxide

Air Traffic Controller Ulanda U. Lucky

Airline Reservation Manager Will Price Randomly

Alaskan Prenuptial Advisor Rush Inuit

Alternative Fuel Consultant Amanda Livering Cole

Anger Management Consultant Joanne Slowburner

Appeals Specialist Bud Uronner

Appointment Secretary Stu Earley

Appointment Secretary II Amadeus O. Early

Arbitration Expert Viola Fuss

Art Critic Phyllis Steen

Art Critic (2) Dot Snice

Asphalt Contractor Luciano Pavearoadi

Assertiveness Training Coach Lois Steem

Assistant Customer Care Representive Kurt Reply

Asst. Directors of Computer Services Sy Burnett and Sy Quest

Assistant Director of Moral Support Hugo Gurll

Assistant Director of Strategic Planning Kent C. Detrees

Assistant Disciplinarian Joaquin D'Planque

Asst. Fleet Manager Lisa Carr

Asst. Transportation Coordinator Orson Buggy

Astoturf Installer Nomar Wheaton

Attorney General Janet Torino

Attorney General in charge of

Tobacco Settlements Hubert H. Humvee II

Audience Counter Hugh Wake

Audience Estimator Adam Illion

Audience Response Analyst Luke Warm

Australian Tour Guide Joaquin Matilda

Auto-Body Expert James Bondo

Automotive Finishes Consultant Rusty Steele

Automotive Medical Researcher Dr. Denton Fender

Automotive Registrar Megan Model

Auto Seat Tester Fitz Matush

Back Seat Driver Veronica Lizzioncourse

Bail Bond Provider Freida Gogh

Banker, Car Talk Plaza Poker Games Nikolai Putin

Bathroom Tile Installer Lotta Bullnose

Bedtime Storyteller Juan Zapata

Behavior Consultant Wyatt B. Hoovesia

Blues Coordinator Mahamadan Ptolemy

Bob Dylan Specialist I. Shelby Released

Bolt Tightener Tilda Plierslip

Bowling Coach Menachem Down

British Cutlery Specialist Sir Irving Spoon

British Doorman Isaiah Olchap

Boston Funeral Director Hadley Newham

Brother in the Military Major Payne-Diaz

Boston Traffic Director Laura Biden

Bunji Jumping Instructor Hugo First

Butler in Car Talk's Scotland Division Angus MacCoatup

Broadcast Philosopher Phillip Airtime

Caffeine Addiction Counselor Bruno Moore

Car Stereo Installer Carlos Antenna

Car Talk Bouncer Euripedes Ibreakayourface

Car Talk Ice Rink Manager Sam Boney

Car Talk Opera Critic Barbara Seville

Celebrity Consultants Richard Gere-Oil, Mick Jaguar

Chairman, Federal Lubrication Board Alan Greasepan

Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff John Shall-I-Pop-a-Wheelie

Chairman, Math Dept. Horatio Algebra

Chairman, Oral History Dept. Ira Caull

Chairman, Staff Physics Dept. Victor Analysis

Chairman, Underemployment Study Group Art Majors

Chicken Soup Provisioner Kent Hoyt

Chief Benefactor Myra Chunkle

Chief Estimator Edward James Almost

Chief Information Officer Otto Delupe

Chief Justice Harry Mental, aka Judge Mental

Chief Legal Counsel Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe

Chief Negotiator Bernadette Bridge

Chief of Stadium Seating for the Olympics Wayne Back

Chief Procrastinator Juan Menudo

Chief Procrastinator, Paris Office Jacques Hughes

Chief Procurement Officer Emma Chizzit

Chief of Tire Technology Yessir Itsaflat

Child Care Provider A. Hugh Nokitov

Child Development Expert Dr. Benjamin Spark

Child Transportation Specialist Minnie Van Driver

Children's Menu Adviser Bea Ferrone

Children's Sleepover Coordinator Amos Muhmahmi

Cleanliness Inspector Adolph Deflor

Climate Change Monitor Jillian Here

Clock Watcher Colette O'Day

Clothing Designer Hugh Jass

Co-Chairmen of Apathy Study Group Ben Thayer, Don Thatt

Collision Repair Specialist Jesse "The Body Shop" Ventura

Commencement Speaker Gladys Overwith

Communications Director George Stayontopothis

Communications Director II Noam Sayin

Compassion Coordinator Ophelia Paine

Complaint Line Operator Xavier Breath

Computer Hardware Specialist C. Colin Backslash

Conductor Emeritus, Tappet Brothers Symphony Orchestra Sludgy Ozawa

Conductor, Tappet Brothers Symphony Orchestra Philip Harmonic

Conflict Resolution Specialist Yvonne Apeesamey

Congressional Lobbyists Orrin Hatchback, Dan Rustencarski, Paul Simonize, B. F. Gingrich

Conservative Political Commentator Eileen Tudor-Wright

Conspiracy Theorist Nadia Belimi

Construction Manager Dustin Dubree

Coordinator, 12-Step Recovery Program Cody Pendant

Coordinator of Summer Visits to the Inlaws Don Juan-Gogh

Copyright Attorney Pat Pending

Corporate Spokesperson Hugh Lyon Sack

Credit Counselor Max Stout

Criminal Justic Expert Lauren Order

Cruise Activity Planner Eton Doolittle

Curator of Dionne Warwick Studies Isiah Lilprair

Curator of our French Armanents Exhibit Brittany Spears

Curator of Tom's Car Collection Rex Galore

Customer Car Care Representative Haywood Jabuzoff

Customer Greeter Mel Pugh

Daylight Savings Time Manager Konrad Adenauer

Defense Attorney Justin Volk V

Defense Attorney II Heronimus B. Blind

Defense Dept. Consultant Major Error

Dental Hygienist Ginger Vitis

Dermatologist for Teenagers Don Pickett

Desi Arnaz Biographer Ike Arumba

Dessert Chef Tyra Meesu

Director of Allergy Research Theresa Pollinating

Director of Alpine Choir O. Leo Lahey

Director of Automotive Security Boris Karlarm

Director, Automotive Recycling Center

(aka Junkyard) Ricardo Dismantleban

Director of Cadillac Steering Toulouse Toutrack

Director of The Car Talk Psychic Network La Toyota Jackson

Designer of Casual Clothing Line Noh Tie, Woo!

Director of Catering Russell Upsumgrub

Director of Clandestine Meetings Ron DesVue

Director of Cold Weather Starting Martina Neverturnover

Director of Computer Diagnostics Gus O'Genn

Director of Computer Services Dot Matrix

Director of Congressional Funding Fred Knott

Director of Country Music Stan Beyerman

Director of Deep Sea Research Marianna Trench

Director of Delicate Electronics Repair Anita Hammer

Director of Desert Food Supplies Sandy Berger

Director of Elder Affairs Al Takaka

Director of E-mail Responses Peggy Flaming

Director of Ethics & Honesty U. Lyon Sack

Director of Firestone Tire Recalls Ivana Michelin

Director of Gender Studies Amanda B. Reckondwyth

Director of Global Warming Nomar Winter

Director of Grad Student Transportation Iona Heap

Director of High-Speed Impact Studies Ricardo Montana-Bahn

Director of Italian Traffic Enforcement Noah U. Turna

Director of Intensive Care Unit

(The Picabo ICU) Picabo Street

Director of Jamaican Baseball Operations Reggae Jackson

Director of Japanese Cooling Systems Emperor Overhito

Director of Latin American Shameless Commerce Chico Maniorda

Director of Listener Support Noah Fundrive

Director of Lubrication Olive Presser

Director of Luxury Car Horns Toney Blare

Director of Long-Range Strategic Planning Kay Sera

Director of Monopoly Policy Juan Moorehouse

Director of New Product Repair Warren T. Mifutt

Director of Nutritional Supplements Rose Hips

Director of Pavlovian Research Isabelle Ringing

Director of Pedestrian Operations Carless Castenada

Director of Photography Len Scapon

Director of Positive Reinforcement A. Kurt Nod

Director of Pollution Control Maury Missions

Director of Purchasing Lois Bidder

Directors of Quality Control Les Thomas and Nomar Raymond

Director of Red Sox Themed Upholstery Nomar Car-seat-repairer

Director of Roadway Resurfacing Sylvia Pottholi

Director of Russian Rust Protection Yevgeny Primercoat

Director of Speed Bumps Slow-Me-Down Milosevic

Director of Sports Information Linus Scrimmage

Director of Staff Pay Increases Xavier Breath (assisted by Tony Von Thinkett!)

Director of Standard Time Red Auerbach

Director of Sycophantic Activities Eileen Yorway

Director of Three Stooges Studies Lee Eyeapoka

Director of Top Secret Strategy Donatello Nobatti

Director of Unsolicited Advice H. Ross Peugeot

Director of Upward Mobility

in Eastern Europe Zbigniew Chrysler

Director of Warm-Weather Programming Sumner Reruns

Distant Cousin in Mexico City Jaime Royal Payne Diaz

Divorce Attorney Carmine Nottyors

Document Security Expert from Jamaica Euripedes Upmann

Dope Slap Administrator Thad Hertz

Dougie's Live-in Fashion Improvement Coach Noah Vale

Downsizing Consultant Candace Guy

Drug Trials Specialist Placebo Domingo

Drycleaner Preston Creases

East Asian Used Car Expert Alexander Soldyernissan

Ebay Specialist Selma Junkoff

Electronics Technician Sammy Conductor

Elocution Coach Richard Shun (aka Dick)

Elvis Impersonator Amal Shookup

Emergency Preparedness Director Ron Lykell

Emergency Room Physician Henrietta Badclam

Emissions Tester Justin Hale VII (I, II,III, IV, V, VI may they RIP)

Empathy Coach Enzo Watt

Employee Morale Boosters Phil Lacrap and his brother Luke Lacrap

Employee Orientation Specialist Trudy Gauntlet

Employee Refrigerator Monitor Carmen Dating

Employee Terminator Laura Deboom

Engine Cooling Systems Manager Jean Claude Air Damme

Evasive Driving Instructor Vera Bruptly

Executive Coach Russell Papus

Executive Washroom Attendant Eustace Stahl

Exercise Guru Liza Round

Express Oil Change Provider Joaquin Joaquout

Fact Checker Ella Fynoe

Fashion Consultant Natalie Attired

Fashion Improvement Coach Noah Vale

Father-in-Law Liason Royal Payne Diaz

Financial Forecaster Lou Gubrious

Fleet Manager Oscar de la Rental

Footwear Consultant Susan Shocks

401 K Advisor Hugh Don Wannano

French Automotive Liaison Maurice Chevrolet

French Child Care Coordinator Gerard Diaperdoo

French Ford Expedition Driver Henri Rependent

French Vacation Specialist April Lynn Parris

Gambling Addiction Counselor Althea Andrasia

Gastroenterologist Cameron Diaz

Genetic Counselor in Rome Donna Maria Eucuzzin

German Interpreter Axel Hausen

Golf and Wine Correspondent Litre Vino

Gospel Choir Director Colin Response

Graduation Coordinators Val and Dick Torian

Grammar Consultant I.M. Shirley Wright

Greek Driving Instructor Adjustes Miros

Greek Insurance Estimator Costa Grand

Guest Accommodations The Horseshoe Road Inn

Guide to Rapid Sun Tanning Les Block

Gum Surgeon Perry O'Dontal

Hair I.M. Mr. Gigi

Hair Color Consultant Dewey R. Donti

Head of Alterations Toulouse Toulong

Head of Covert Operations Dinah Tell

Head of Division of Threat Assessment Ewen Whadarmy

Head of Bldgs. & Grounds Moe D'Lawn

Head of Personal Security C. Howie Run

Head of Security Barb Dwyer

Head of our Organ Donation Program Olivia McColon

Heads of Parts Dept. Al Lloyd Wheel, Constance Velocity

Head of Used Car Purchasing Ewell B. Hoffinett

Head of Working Mother Support Group Erasmus B. Dragon

Help Desk Coordinator Dan Difino

Help Line Coordinators Kara Lott-Knott, Don Bothermy

Holiday Decoration Specialist Aretha Holley

Horsepower Consultant Mr. Ed

Hospitality Director Doris Shutt

In-house Literary Critic Al Ligori

In-law Hospitality Provider Emile Endicott

Interior Decorator Perry Winkle

Interpretive Dance Instructor Tristan Schaut

Inventory Manager Mandalit Del Bar-Code

Iraqi Sales Director Aziz Nowarranty

Italian Conflict Resolution Specialists Hugh and Mia Donnagria

Italian Governess Donna Day Evvalurn

International Lubrication Experts C.V. Boutros Boutros Gali and Fidel Castrol

Japanese Chef Benny Honda

Jazz Music Coordinator Bertha Deblues

Jump Starting Expert Stan Wellback

Keeper of Bell Tower (Hatchback of Notre Dame) Quasi Automotive

Latin American Bullfighting Specialist Gordon Diaz

Latin American Trade Representative Noah Comprenday

Layoff Counselor Harry Verderchi

Leader of The Former Peugeot Dealers of America Support Group Eustace L. Emmons

Leo Tolstoy biographer: Warren Peace Author of Leo Tolstoy by Warren Peace

Liaison to the British Isles Isaiah Oldchap

Liaison to the Space Program Roger Houston

Liaison Officer to Volvo & Renault Bjorne Toulouse

Libel Defense Director in Tokyo Sosumi Areti

Lighting Expert Shanda Lear

Literary Critics Ernest & Julio Hemingway

Loan Officer I.O. Silver

Locksmith Ernest & Eustace Nailfile

Long-Distance Truck Driver Etienne Wheeler

Loss Prevention Associate Natasha D'Merchandise

Lottery Ticket Coordinator Jason Rainbows

Manager of Automotive Accessories Francis Ford Cupholda

Manager of Car Talk

Capital Depreciation Fund Les Ismore

Manager of Cartalk.Com Cy Burnett

Manager, Car Talk Listeners Rebate Program Wendy Pigsfly

Manager, Donkey Based Video Equipment Cameron Diaz

Manager of Employee Refrigerator Carmen Dating

Manager of the Weekly Shrimp Buffet Sheldon Deveigned

Marine Biologist Frieda Wales

Marriage Counselor Marion Haste

Mechanic's Assistant Hannah Twomey

Montana Traffic Law Director Hugh Jim Bissell

Mortgage Loan Consultant Nora Lenderbee

Mother-in-Law Liason Stella Payne Diaz

Moving Van Driver Carrie Desofa

Museum Guide Desdamona Lisa

Musical Director Donna E. Mobile

Musical Theater Critic from the Bombay Office Jaswant Singh

Natural History Curator Willie Mammoth

New York-based Dispute Settlement Coordinator Hugh Talkinamee

Nutrition Consultants Eaton Wright and Liven Good

New Truck Reviewer Zbigniew Rigg

Night Club Manager Don Kashane

Official Football Widow Eliza Decouch

Official Spokesperson Howie Vasive

Official Spokesperson Lou Scannon

Ornithologist in Training Luke A. Boyd

Overnight Bus Driver Borden Drousy

Overseer of Florida Voting Practices Emmanuel Recount

Parking Attendant Rick O'Shea

Parole Officer Willy Bolt

Parts Inventory Manager Wayne Debach

Pastry Chef Edith Tu

Paternity Suit Researcher Oren Jewison

Pedestrian Advocate Jay Walker

Personal Hygiene Advisor from the Tokyo Office Oh Takashawa

Personal Makeup Artist Bud Tuggli

Personal Trainer Jim Shortz

Photographer F. Stop Fitzgerald

Plastic Surgeon Fay Swift

Poet Laureate Robert Defrost

Political Consultant Mark Iavelli

PR Director Bea Esser

Practical Joke Evaluator Odessa Goodwyn

Practical Joke Specialist Dietrich Iznotulaff

Prayer Coach Denise Hurt

Pre-show Caterers Giardia Brothers

President, Car Talk Hair Club for Men Emerson Fittibaldie (he's also a client)

President, Disgruntled Hatchback Owners Club Ivana Trunk

Press Secretary Don B. Zonozi

Producer's Office, Furnished by Rick Kleiner

Proof Reader Erin Spelling

Proprietor of Car Talk's men clothing store Euripedes Eumenedes

Pseudonym Consultant Norm De Plume

Public Opinion Pollster Paul Murky of Murky Research

Puerto Vallarta Transmission Specialist Synchro de Mayo

Puzzler Tester Otis S. Hard

Race Team Driver Andy Zoff

Rafting Guide Euphrates Rapids

Ranch Foreman Hyman Oldcowhand

Ratings Analysis Specialist Rita Menweip

Recently Discovered Uncle from Warsaw Zbigniew Payne Diaz

Receptionist Sedona Tush

Regional Director, Atlanta Frank Lee Scarlett

Reluctant Film Editor Francis Ford Cupholda

Rental Property Manager Ulysses Up

Rental Property Manager Condoleeza B. Broken

Repair Cost Consultant Bill M. Moore

Repo Agent Carmine Now

Rock and Roll Historian Bruce Wade Hughes

Rocket Scientist Chet Propeld

Rumanian Emissions Tester Vlad the Inhaler

Russian Chauffeur Picov Andropov

Russian Gas Station Attendant Phillip Antopitov

Russian Intern Igor Beaver

Russian Vacation Specialist Ivana Veekoff

Safety Officers Mort & Fay Tality

Sales Director Aziz Nowarranty

Sales Motivation Coach Norman Vincent Pealeout

Seafood Provisioner Howard E. Oysters

Seat Cushion Tester Mike Easter

Seating Consultant Rush Lumbar

Secretary of Pain Relief Les Aspirin

Secretary of Halogen Headlamps Made-A-Lane Allbright

Secretary of Photographic Reproduction Fresh Prince

Self Esteem Coach Mia Culpa

Senior Accountant from the Paris Office Count De Monet

Senior Citizen Driving Instructor Tonya Blinkeroff

Senior Ornithologist Seymour Robbiins

Sexual Harrassment Intervention Counselor Pat McCann

Shop Foreman Luke Bizzy

Sidewalk Clothing Vendor Chip Pentz

Singing Urologist Urethra Franklin

Solicitor of New Ideas Obie Quiet

Soloists Kerry Oki, Victor Yugo

Spanish Gerentologist Senor Moment

Special Liaision to the California Energy Commission Tanya Lightov

Speech Pathologist Peter Aftermey

Speechwriter Audrey Marx

Spiritual Counselor Miss Dolly Lama

Sportsmanship Coach Ivan Youlose

Staff Activities Coordinator Dewey Hafta

Staff Acupuncturist O. Howard Hertz

Staff Advisor Judy Cyde

Staff Alpinist Arianna Topyet

Staff Archivist Bernadette File

Staff Author Four-Door Dostoevski

Staff Barber Buzz Wazleftov

Staff Bicycle Tester Maya Certz

Staff Bikini Waxer Harry Mouval

Staff Butler, from the Car Talk

Bombay Division Mahatma Coat

Staff Bouncer Euripedes Ibrakauface

Staff Carburetor Expert Leslie Stahl

Staff Cardiologist Angie O'Plasty

Staff Cat Feeder Ken Opener

Staff Chaperone Theresa Crowd

Staff Chaplain Neil Down

Staff Child Seat Tester Drew Lee Weiner

Staff Chiropractor Winston Paine

Staff Composers Gustav Muffler, Bela Cartok

Staff Cooks Al Dente, Sal Monella

Staff Copy Editor Adeline Moore

Staff Dermatologist Ivan Offalitch

Staff Dietician Norma Lee Chowen

Staff Disciplinarian Les Stern

Staff Disciplinarian II Tara Neuwon

Staff Disciplinarian III Juan Demerritt

Staff Dramatist Anton Chokeov

Staff Forger Vera Similitude

Staff Gastroenterologist Dr. Louis Stuhls

Staff Geneticist Dr. Jean Poole

Staff Geographer Lorraine, Alsace

Staff Gossip Columnist. Bud Inski

Staff Grief Counselor Ariel Bummerman

Staff Groper Manny Rumsfeldt

Staff Historian Marsha Time

Staff Intern Lois Rung

Staff Intuitionist Ivan Inkling

Staff Kleptomaniac Heidi Silver

Staff Mediator Sue First

Staff Meteorologist Gail Storm

Staff Meteorologist from New Delhi Luke Audavindo

Staff Meteorologist from the Seattle Office Wayne Goaway

Staff Morticians Barry L. Plotz

Sven Didigo

Staff Nutritionist Arlene Menu

Staff Oral Historian Studds Tercel

Staff Physicist Moe Mentum

Staff Promotions Director Anita Buttkiss

Staff Psychologist Les Moody

Staff Reporters Walter Windshield, Walter Crankcase

Staff Sommelier Avery Goodyear

Staff Snowplow Driver Frasier Tushov

Staff Supervisor Mike Romanage

Staff Temporary Housing Specialist Condo Leaser Rice

Staff Urologist Willa Catheter

Staff Urologist II Pete Shedille

Standard Time Keeper Hans Auerbach

Station Identification Coordinator Avery Haffenauer

Statistician Marge Innovera

Studio Repair Technician Sloan Cranky

Summer Intern Gladys Overnow

Suppliers of Insurance to

Dewey, Cheetham and Howe C.F.I. Care

Surgeon General C. Everett Koop DeVille

Swedish Attorney Bjorn Liar

Swedish Pessimist Gunnar D. Daysr

Swing Dance Consultant Antonia Band-Era

Table Saw Operator Les Digits

Tailor Euripedes Imenedes

Tax Consultant Lou Pole

Teenage Daughter Sasha Royal Payne Dias

Teenage Valet Lao Tse Parker

Telephone Complaint Taker Opal Lease

Telephone Solicitation Response Specialist Teresa Noboddihoum

Timing Director Benjamin Not-Yet-You-Yahoo!

Tom's Beard Cleaner Emile Initself

Tommy's Front Yard Designer Roxanne Debris

Tom's Personal Hygiene Coach Haseen Benisi

Tom's Personal Matchmaker Robin D'Craydell

Toto Payne Diaz Little Dog of Payne-Diaz family

Town Car Rear Seat Passenger Ralph Oliver

Town Criers Nina Clark and

Alice Well

Traffic Reporter U.B. Crawlin

Transcriber Diana Boredom

Transgender Studies Expert Ben Her

Transportation Coordinator Rick Shaw

Travel Agent Lois Faire

Travel Agent, Bombay Office Vishnu Verhere

Two Year Old Ariel Payne Diaz

Urgent Response Coordinator Candace Waite

Used Car Salesman Alexis Itznot

Vehicle Preservation Specialist Cosmo Lean

Videographer, Tel Aviv Office Schlomo Replay

Wardrobe Assistant Joaquin Closet

Wardrobe Consultant Natalie Attired

Wine Taster from the Abu Dhabi Office Hassen Ben Sober

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