1 hour ago, SecretProvider said:

so how much washing is required? fully soaped up ALL areas of body, including under arms, under balls, inside ass crack, around or even a little inside your hole, fully cover your cock and pull back foreskin if you have one, rinse all water off. Repeat if you can. then fully dry off. ideally brush teeth or at least gargle some mouthwash to freshen up if you are wanting kissing. You should wash yourself with vigor and be overly thorough. Treat it as if someone is about to inspect every inch of your body - which is generally what happens in a massage!  Not just a quick rinse of water over your back or some water splashed on your face. 

Just because the client showered, does not mean he has done so properly.  Not everyone has the awareness of hygiene, and it is really awkward and difficult to tell someone without offending. 

True Story - I offered a gentleman to have a shower when he arrived dripping with sweat and B.O and he said "i showered this morning." I said, "well I had one 10 minutes before you arrived, why don't you have another one now and freshen up - don't worry about the time it takes to be all clean, the session will not start until you are out of the bathroom."   A normal person would read between the lines and go and throughly clean themselves, but this guy was in and out in probably under a minute.  During the session he wanted me to suck him off and when I went down there I had to cut the session and say 'look we need a break, I need you to go back and really take your time cleaning up and washing everything down there, ok?'  he replied "but why?"  like I said earlier - OBLIVIOUS. I don't know if he wasn't wiping his ass properly or not, but the smell of shit, ball sweat and pre-cum is not a pleasant aroma for the best of us. The second time he went in the shower for maybe 2 minutes. Clearly not clean.  I said, 'no no, let me come in with you' and had to wash him down myself.  

Some people are freaks about cleanliness and you sound like one. I was going along with you half sympathizing but then you lost me when you complained about the smell of precum. I think you are in the wrong business if you object to that. 

I find the whole scene at the US border regrettable. Things have changed so radically from when I was a frequent traveller. Glad I got to live in more hassle free times.

He’s been discussed here before. Had lots of issues, including spousal abuse and drug overdoses. He almost died on a flight from Los Vegas to L.A. 

Maybe he’s cleaned up but proceed ayor. 

My great aunt was 18 when she married a 32 yo American airman in the Second World War. Her parents were against it. After having children she left him 25 years later. 
After a number of years she then married  a man from Texas 25 years her junior. It didn’t  hurt she was extremely beautiful, movie star quality. 
In my family there have been many cases of marriages between partners 4 to 7 years in difference and mostly where the senior partner was the woman. 

These situations don’t faze me. My own male partner was 9 years my junior but that didn’t last.
 

6 hours ago, glutes said:

 

When Gas Prices Rise, They’re Hard to Bring Down. Here’s Why.

Despite the cease-fire in the Middle East, prices at the pump are still rising

https://www.wsj.com/finance/commodities-futures/when-gas-prices-rise-theyre-hard-to-bring-down-heres-why-23e23bc1?st=kdY239&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

Here in Canada we’re about to have the switch from winter to summer grade gasoline which results in increases in prices. So even if oil comes down a little prices at the pump are headed higher. Sigh.

Viktorrom had a positive review today on RM. His rates have not increased in the last 3 years. All his 13 reviews on RM going back a good time are 5 stars. 
Claiming to be 30 which may be a bit of age shaving. Still an attractive guy if pics are accurate. Based in Hamburg but travels. 

17 hours ago, TonyDown said:

I grew up in a house with three levels, including a walk out basement.

Since moving to the West Coast, it's been all 1-story homes, no basement.

I don't miss stairs at home.

 

 

 

That took me on a trip down memory lane. Thanks.

16 hours ago, azdr0710 said:

 

Boy, was Joan Crawford ever a piece of work!

14 hours ago, BSR said:

How keepers got a tubby baby elephant to lose weight …

 

There’s an idea. Chasing food to lose weight!

Which reminds me I left my leather jock strap at an escort’s place months ago and have not yet retrieved it. Don’t know how to without hiring him again, which I don’t feel like doing. 

6 minutes ago, jeezifonly said:

Who will not be forgotten, you say?

As long as Trump remains president and Tiger is dating a member of Trumps family, I doubt if Tiger will be forgotten, even if his golf career is over.

9 hours ago, poolboy48220 said:

We were told we'd need to wear a jock on the first day of high school gym class. I'd never owned one and 12-year-old me was mortified at telling my mother I needed one. 

There was one family in our district, with many kids, who were never very clean. I heard that the gym teacher insisted that the one in my grade take a shower, and use soap 'everywhere'. 

I remember getting my first jock strap in grade 7 when I started at a private boys school. My mother bought it but it was no big deal for her as my two older brothers were already at the school. But it was a big deal for me. Sort of a rite of passage. 

5 minutes ago, jeezifonly said:

Why does the media grant pro athletes "role model" status at all? They are good at one thing, and can be failures with every other decision they make, just like the rest of us. If he is sentenced to correctional custody, mandatory treatment, or just gets whatever-celebrity-slap-on-the-wrist-du-jour, for his deliberate choice to drive under influence, the world will be a better place if he's just ignored by the public until his death. 

He claimed he was on the phone with President Trump at the time of the accident. Not sure if it was during or just after, I believe just after. He’s dating Trump’s former daughter in law. So he will not be forgotten it would seem as he is travelling in rarified circles.

I found it strange that Tiger was able to convince the judge that he could leave the country for rehab treatment. The United  States and California in particular has some world class addiction treatment centres.
A son of friends of mine years ago went from Atlanta to California for such treatment in his 2O’s and it worked, but at an incredible cost. That would not present a problem to Tiger.

I wonder where outside the country he is going. Switzerland?

13 minutes ago, SirBillybob said:

But tell us, Liebling, did he love you ja, ja, ja on that harmonious hard day’s night?

I never saw him again. 

1 hour ago, KeepItReal said:

I do often wonder if a pic with a car means they are open to car fun. Testing not just the seats but the shock absorbers too! 😉

I had my first gay sex in my Volkswagen Beatle. Not very comfortable but exciting. We steamed up the windows. 

On 3/30/2026 at 6:37 AM, purplekow said:

Marilu Henner of Taxi fame and also Evening Shade with Burt Reynolds, is one of a small number of people who are able to recall every detail of their life in vivid detail down to the date, what the other people were wearing and what was said.  Now I first learned of this when she was on a talk show and she told the interviewer this.  The interviewer picked out a random date and she was embarrassed and then related that was the date she lost her virginity.  The would be a memorable date for most and in this case more so as the date was July 20 1969.  I have very vivid memories of that date as it was the date of the first moon landing (for those who believe that we did actually land on the moon).  So I was not particularly impressed.  Several years later, she was interviewed on 60 minutes and related that from that interview, she was contacted by about 5 people who had the same ability and together they were being studied at a major university.   

It is clear known that the strength of a memory is related somewhat to adrenalin and dopamine and that is why particularly emotional events are remembered very vividly.  Most of us of a certain age can recall where we were on 9/11 or, if you are of a certain age,  on November 23 1963 and many of the details surrounding it.   Yet few can recall what we did on 9/10 or November 19, 1963.  

It was November 22, not 23. I remember exactly where I was that afternoon of the 22nd. I don’t recall the next day except everyone was glued to their television. 

There was an article in the NYT today saying a strong butt contributed to longevity. So there’s that to consider. I’ll stick with my squats. 

On 3/30/2026 at 4:23 AM, Jamie21 said:

Big car = small dick. 
There’s a strong correlation.

 

For the record, my expensive cars were small. Just fast. 😆

1 hour ago, mike carey said:

So, now there will be inflation in bank notes?

Yes. Inflated egos. 

29 minutes ago, purplekow said:

Is he using an autopen?

I would assume he would use his sharpie. Which raises the question whether the $100 dollar bill is big enough to accommodate his signature. 
I remember currency bills in Europe in the 1960’s being supersized. I can see the same happening here.

I studied sociology in university and from that background would surmise that photos of providers standing beside or sitting in expensive cars are trying to convey the message they are similarly pricey or desirable as an expensive ride. 

I’m guilty too as when I was younger I enjoyed standing beside my expensive cars to have my picture taken. Now that I’m an old fart I couldn’t care less. 

3 hours ago, Nue2thegame said:

Maybe it’s because it was too hard to get the dead ones to sign…..

Au contraire. I believe the signatures of dead presidents are easy to find and use . Some of them signed the Declaration of Independence after all and all the others signed many documents of state.

Otoh, living presidents have not up to now claimed the right to sign while they were in office. The Sec-of Treasury traditionally has signed. 

I’ve always made the distinction between a massage provider who can provide a receipt for his services that one can claim on an insurance policy or tax receiptable medical expense and one that does not have the necessary credentials. If the former offers sexual services then their license is placed at risk. The latter are free to offer whatever services they wish. 

Yeah Really. The guy is one of only two billionaires who are active athletes in the US and he continues to drive himself apparently at reckless speeds. Someday the guy is going to kill himself.