Nightowl

I like a well-groomed beard on a provider, especially if he rubs it against me during our session.

Probably a Coke can with a tennis ball attached to the end.

You’ve probably seen comments here like ”Your mileage may vary.”. There’s a lot of truth in that. Different people often have different experiences with the same provider. Those clients aren’t necessarily lying if they write glowing comments about someone that you weren’t impressed by.

I always book far in advance, even from local providers. In fact, I just booked a session with a favorite local provider for late February. No one has ever given me the impression that advance bookings are unwelcome.

The thought of this makes we weak in the knees.

The only time I find draping exciting is when the masseur slides the covering down my ass while at the same time running his hands between my thighs and up around my junk. If the uncovering isn’t erotic, he can skip it.

I was going to say the same thing but you beat me to it! 😂

I see the point of overnights. Why would I want to pay someone to sleep?

OK, I’ll play. 2025 was a pretty good hiring year for me and I owe some of it to this forum. I found a great provider here with whom I’ve had several very pleasurable sessions and hope to see again, and in DM’s with another member, I came to realize that I should give someone else I had seen in years past another chance, which I did, much to my great enjoyment. I hired about a dozen times—about average for me—and got my money’s worth every time. I even got a few extra things: a deeper connection with a masseur I’ve been seeing for over three years, and a case of crabs from someone I will never hire again! 😂

If the masseur is hitting your hot spots, you’ll probably get an erection that the masseur will notice. He may graze said erection with his hands when he turns you over and if he detects that you’re receptive—i.e. you don’t push him away—he’ll probably commence more serious stroking. Though I’ve specified that I wanted a sensual massage, I’ve never had to verbally request a happy ending.

Yep. I tip generously because I want to make sure the provider/masseur will see me again since I’m no longer the hot young hunk I once was (or thought I was).

Did you view their profiles and photos repeatedly without hiring them? If so, they might have blocked you as a lurker who was not serious about hiring them.

Sorry this happened to you. For me it happened once. Hired for a 90 minute erotic massage. The guy had no massage skills, no skill at erotic buildup, and apparently no knowledge of a man’s refractory period. Strictly rub and tug (and tug and tug and tug…). I felt cheated because I really wanted a good massage. The only good thing that happened was that he pulled his ad from Rmass shortly after, sparing anyone else from similar disappointment.

At my age I don’t need a lot of sleep 😀

I like to hire starting between 10AM and noon. The masseur or escort isn’t tired and hasn’t usually been with another client.

If that beard is real he’s a definite “no” for me.

For a massage I always opt for 90 minutes, with or without extras. 60 minutes just isn’t long enough. With an escort I usually go for 2 hours. There has only been one occasion when the agreed-upon length of 90 minutes was too long. That was with a “masseur” who didn’t know what he was doing.

I’ve read that Vince Gilligan is in no hurry to start working on season 2 so we could be in for a long wait. ☹️

I’m finally reading it. About 2/3 into it I’m finding it enjoyable though not particularly deep.

Entering the conversation a year-plus later… I’m usually so happy to wake up with a hard-on that I try to keep it going as long as I can, not to reach orgasm but to enjoy the feeling of my own hard cock in my hand as long as I can. I’ve become sentimental in my later years and enjoying the tumescence of youth is one of my few remaining pleasures.

I shared an adjoining bathroom with a good friend while in college and we were often in the bathroom together. I almost always had an erection in the shower in the morning yet he, a raging heterosexual, never did. I sometimes wonder what he thought but he has since died so I’ll never know…

I fell asleep.

Happy/Merry Christmas! May all of our wishes come true this holiday season.

Just a tad on the narcissistic side.