Cash4Trash

Personally, I only accept previous-year tax statements and pictures of your current pets.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but the entire staff of the emergency room to get it out. 
What do you call the blonde skeleton you find in the closet?? The 2011 hide-and-go-seek champion. 
Why did God give 1 more I.Q. point to the beauty queen than He gave to a horse? So she wouldn't shit on the stage. 
And now for the dirtiest joke I know...
I always cry during sex. It's the mace. 

On the bright side voyeurs are at their sexual peek for their entire lifetime. 

On the bright side voyeurs are at their sexual peek for their entire lifetime. 

On the bright side voyeurs are at their sexual peek for their entire lifetime. 

On the bright side voyeurs are at their sexual peek for their entire lifetime. 

On the bright side voyeurs are at their sexual peek for their entire lifetime. 

On the bright side voyeurs are at their sexual peek for their entire lifetime. 

On the bright side voyeurs are at their sexual peek for their entire lifetime. 

On the bright side voyeurs are at their sexual peek for their entire lifetime. 

On the bright side voyeurs are at their sexual peek for their entire lifetime. 

If they end a sentence with a preposition. Instant block.
Kevin Slater

Kappa Sig - came out with the fraternity president. 

Kappa Sig - came out with the fraternity president. 

Kappa Sig - came out with the fraternity president. 

Kappa Sig - came out with the fraternity president. 

Kappa Sig - came out with the fraternity president. 

that's how UPS is......you did get your delivery
 
I think ?? you can pay extra for signature service, but I doubt LifeAlert would pay for that extra shipping charge.....and you probably were not even offered the option

Sorry you had to go through this.   A lot of client go through this is well with escorts flaking on them or not responding to messages.
I would just consider it a cost of doing business.   A lot of professionals like doctors, lawyers and CPA's have clients that don't show up for their appointment with no explanation.   
Only real way around it is to require a deposit but that could end up costing you some business also.   A lot of clients, including myself, refuse to hire an escort that wants a deposit up front.

I do not remember when the last time I had not-stoned-sex was.

A little buzz, YES! Too much of a buzz, just makes me sleepy...

If you like weird the series Katla gets 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. Reminiscent of Les Revenants a few years back.

An escort I saw frequently once told me that he knows he's a good looking guy and can walk into a bar and pick up pretty much anyone he finds attractive. But,  he has a big dick and often he gets back to his place and the trick goes all "it's too big, it's going to hurt, whine, whine, whine. He said he loves to fuck and so he decided to put a picture of it on the internet, only guys who can take it call him and now he gets to fuck all he wants and gets paid too. Win, win - the birth of an escort. 

Has he actually taken any steps to "turn his life around"? You may find yourself in a position of being an enabler to his bad habits.

I  hear masked people and strangely enough I see dead people.