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    HAL_9000 reacted to EastbayMike in North Hollywood Spa   
    I guess I'll be sugaring my own churro.....
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    HAL_9000 reacted to TectonicThrust in Your first Erotic Massage   
    I just joined this site and thought this was as good a way to introduce myself as any (and might also ignite other new tales from other newbies like me). 
    I was closeted when I had my first erotic massage. I asked the guy who waxed my back if he knew of any good massages. (He was the only guy who knew I was gay.) He said he had a new client who gave massages. He didn't know if he was any good, but said he was good looking. I texted the guy. He responded with a menu of options and prices. That was the first time I saw erotic massage as an option.  The description was brief and included "release" which I guessed correctly what that meant. I decided to take the plunge. 
    I booked a 90-min afternoon session.  He met me at the gate to his complex wearing a tank top. He was very cute and had a sexy body (not buff but well-defined). He led me to his apartment and left the room to allow me to undress and get on his table. When I heard him come back in, I peered up to find he was naked too. I immediately got turned on thinking that this was definitely different from any other massage. 
    It began with a legitimately great massage of my legs and backside with frequent brushes against his body and his hands gliding across my glutes. I don't really have a great sense of time, but he must have spent 45 minutes massaging the back of my body with more and more frequent sensual touches of my sensitive areas.  Then he got on the table with me and straddled my legs using his position to work more on my back. His cock was now hard and I could feel it rubbing against my ass. I was getting so turned on that my hips would rise every time he slid his body up against mine. 
    Then I felt it. I was a virgin when it came to sex with a man so I wasn't entirely sure, but I was pretty sure that he was trying to fuck me. I was and still am very tight so it was taking him awhile in between applying extra lube. This gave me just enough time to decide that I really wanted it. When he finally found the right spot again, I lifted my hips and pressed against his cock so that he would know and I whispered to please go slow.
    For what must have been 40 minutes, we enacted just about everything I had ever seen in a gay porn video. I was having the time of my life and I could tell he was thrilled to be giving me so much pleasure.  When we were face to face, we just started kissing. He had amazing lips that drove me crazy. It just made me explode.
    I was covered in sweat (his and mine). I asked him if I could take a shower. He gave me a towel and off I went to clean up. When I came out, I expected to get dressed, but he told me to get back on the table and that he still had to work on the front of my body. I asked if he had time and he said he had cancelled his next appointment. I did as I was told and he began to massage my head and work his way down my body. As he got to my midsection, I was hard again. And so was he. And off we went again. 
    I swear I thought I would die from physical exhaustion, but at least I'd die happy. After it was over, I told him it was amazing and that this was my first time with a man and that I had no idea what to expect. He told me that our mutual friend had texted him to say that he could have fun with me and that this was his idea of fun. This was already the most expensive massage I'd ever had, but I gave him a big tip on top. I told him that I would love to see him again. Unfortunately, he was heading out of town for few months and I haven't had the second session. 
    In the meantime, I discovered there were many more men offering massages and I became hooked. And now here I am. 
     
     
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    HAL_9000 reacted to Luv2play in Only the good (voices) die young... Yoko Ono has turned 90   
    I only heard Yoko sing once on a record with her band before or around the time she moved in with Lennon. Her singing could best be described as fingernails on a blackboard. Never listened to her again.
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    HAL_9000 reacted to + WilliamM in Only the good (voices) die young... Yoko Ono has turned 90   
    Yoko is rarely seen in public now. She is confined to a wheelchair. Yoko still lives here i(NYC) in the Dakota. At one point, she had a live in male love
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    HAL_9000 reacted to guru68 in “Hottest boy in here” Perhaps a fake ad?   
    In what country, I wonder?
     
    Also, the easiest way to check whether he is in fact the hottest is to take his temperature.
  6. Haha
    HAL_9000 reacted to Sixpack in Do you prefer your sensual/erotic massage to include kissing?   
    Does licking the lollipop count
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    HAL_9000 reacted to + Coolwave35 in Political Issues Forum Retired   
    Good riddance!  
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    HAL_9000 reacted to + Lucky in Political Issues Forum Retired   
    I won't miss it. I think it is a wise decision.
  9. Haha
    HAL_9000 reacted to + nycman in Apollolee escort from rentmen on rentmassuer   
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    HAL_9000 reacted to pubic_assistance in Hiring straight guys   
    No one has their own truth.
    Facts are facts.
    You may be a dude who wants to live like a woman, and I have no problem with that fact.
    I do have a problem with people creating a false reality and expecting me to play along.
    Feeling like a woman doesn't make you a woman.
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    HAL_9000 reacted to + glutes in Wally massage   
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    HAL_9000 got a reaction from TonyDown in Brian visiting LA from Dallas   
    Have had several sessions with Brian over the past 2-3 years.  I would describe them as very sensual.  HE is in the middle, leaving you very relaxed for the remainder of the massage. Would recommend.
  13. Thanks
    HAL_9000 reacted to BranSwims in Brian in OKC, Visiting Dallas   
    Fantastic experience! 
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    HAL_9000 reacted to newdad in Suggestions for Masseurs when Advertising…   
    When a Masseur posts "Ask" for rates. I find it dissuading because it's an extra hurdle to do, so I just move on to the next hot advertisement with transparent rates. Maybe other clients don't find this dissuading, so this could just be some of us.
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    HAL_9000 reacted to kdawgster in TexasMasseur In Dallas   
    I hate replying to myself.....  

    I took the plunge with this guy a few days ago and it was overall a good experience.  Clean apartment in a convenient location - no five levels of security or rat maze parking lot to deal with.  He's nice - polite, not impaired, no Dallitude, not a swishy queen.  He's a body builder type, but all natural and not freakishly huge.  The massage is on an inexpensive table and the massage itself is decent; not great, but not bad either.  He's not professionally trained / licensed, so for an intuitive massage, it's pretty good.  The extras were also "good with boundaries".

    So the big question, would I do repeat business?  Maybe.  I like a little variety and we're short on that in Dallas.  His body type is appealing to me, as is his personality, so I'm leaning towards repeat business.  

    YMMV
     
     
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    HAL_9000 reacted to + purplekow in Second Chances?   
    I am almost always 15 minutes late for casual encounters but I am almost always on time for important encounters and if I am going to be late, I call, apologize for any inconvenience and let he other party decide if we should meet or reschedule.  It seems to me, for a 3 hour appointment, at least some of that time would have been non sexual in nature.  Hello chit chat.  Wow that was amazing post orgasmic collapse.  Got to do this again while getting dressed.  We REALLY need to do this again at the door.  Last kiss upon exit.  You could have easily cut all that out, or some of that out, and did a slam, bam  fuck for 2 hours and 45 minutes and been out the door on time.  
    Sorry to say that due to either inexperience or inconsideration you wound up fucking the escort without ever taking your cock out of your pants.  As such, it seems unlikely that he will be offering you a second chance and if he does, you should spend the first 15 minutes apologizing for your error in judgement.
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    HAL_9000 reacted to pubic_assistance in Am I gay?   
    That's a very interesting question. I would say the answer leans a little into the NO category.  I think I prefer pussy over ass. But that's my OCD talking when it comes to cleanliness. I need to be fresh out of the shower to get into anilingus.  I can bury my face in a skirt at the office without any preparations.
     
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    HAL_9000 reacted to pubic_assistance in Am I gay?   
    I'm not gay ..but I am also attracted to men.
    I have always found the gay men's obsession with dick hard to understand.
    When I look at from a straight man's perspective I don't know of anyone who wants to see a woman's pussy before he sleeps with her. Yet gay men always seem to ask to see my dick before they agree to hook up ( or not ).
    I couldn't care less about your dick. I like the body curves ..nice butt and chest same for both men and women .
     
  19. Agree
    HAL_9000 reacted to + sf westcoaster in Will my family and friends find out if I open an Onlyfans?   
    Your concern answers your question. Don't do it, you will be in constant fear that you will be discovered.
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    HAL_9000 reacted to + newatthis in What does HE (happy ending) really entail when hiring a Masseur?   
    As this discussion (and many, many similar discussions in the past) demonstrate, there simply is no rule when it comes to sensual/erotic massages.  As someone uncomfortable in situations where expectations are not clear,  it took me a while to accommodate to the ambiguities.  But I now relish not knowing in advance exactly how things are going to develop.
    I never bring up explicit sexual expectations in a first conversation, although I do ask whether the masseur works in the nude.   Over the years I have experienced pretty much everything at one time or another during a massage, only once with an upcharge.  In that case, the masseur took advantage of my aroused condition to offer something for an additional fee; I agreed and regretted it afterwards...it was a distinctly lackluster experience.  
    Bottom line: no matter how much advice you get here, you will not know exactly what's going to happen in advance.  Just jump in with some recommended guys.  After your first few experiences, you'll get the hang of it.  Good luck and have fun!
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    HAL_9000 reacted to Just Chuck in What does HE (happy ending) really entail when hiring a Masseur?   
    If I want a massage and more than a handjob, I don't look on the massage ad sites, I look on rent.men and check "Erotic Massage" under the Services tab and then click "Oral" under the Preferences tab. 
    Another clue is when I see someone advertise on both an escort site and a massage site.  Sometimes they even use the same screen name and photos between both sites.
  22. Haha
    HAL_9000 reacted to RubMyThighs in 4Hands with TroyMest and EasyTiger - LA   
    I hope to someday become a life couch. 
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    HAL_9000 got a reaction from mattadams865214 in Hottest Massage Video Ever?   
    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph63596b9feb41b
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