A few years ago I was in Santa Fe and booked a massage with a local masseur. The guy told me when I got there that he (for reasons unknown) wasn’t able to get his ADHD meds refilled. I went ahead with the massage despite my intuition. Big mistake. The guy jumped from one part of my body to the next at random, babbling the whole time, and never even got around to my neck/shoulders. When it was time to leave, he had moved my glasses from where I had put them and there was a 2-3 minute search for those. I left even more tense than I had arrived, but was damn glad to get out of there.