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    misterhumphries got a reaction from + Vegas_Millennial in Providers hiring providers?   
    This is true of any profession. A dentist must have dentist. A barber has a barber. Why wouldn't an escort spread the wealth to a colleague?
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from pubic_assistance in Providers hiring providers?   
    This is true of any profession. A dentist must have dentist. A barber has a barber. Why wouldn't an escort spread the wealth to a colleague?
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from + IronMaus in Providers hiring providers?   
    This is true of any profession. A dentist must have dentist. A barber has a barber. Why wouldn't an escort spread the wealth to a colleague?
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from Danny-Darko in Porn featuring mature men?   
    I find a good selection of older sexy men in Raging Stallion Studio videos.
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from JourneysEnd in Have you ever done a freebie for a hot client   
    Hear hear! The equation for escorting is the escort is PAID for his time.  If you can't afford it, keep it moving. There's not a requirement that a client be "hot" or anything else. If an escort has those parameters, it would reduce his income considerably. I'd find this question about a discount to be insulting and time wasting, if I were an escort. If you want to have free sex because you're "hot" it's perfectly possible -- just don't expect an escort to stiff himself (no pun intended) on his set fee.
     
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from + DrownedBoy in Anyone feel like a lot of providers are rude via text?   
    I beg to differ. Selling cars, jewelry, etc is not the same as an escort -- who sells his "time" by the way, not his body. Sales of any consumer good do not require the salesman to get naked, to have a certain type of body, or to anticipate a customer wanting to have intimate contact with his sex organs. The last three men I contacted about their services, I didn't book a session. For one reason or another, they were not right for me. It's fair to call me a time waster for that reason. Being called a time waster can be undone by booking and keeping an appointment.
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from + Tygerscent in Nonsexual turnons   
    A deep voice
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from peter831 in Two escorts that "only" work together.....isnt that "dangerous"?   
    But they aren't "playing" they are charging you several hundred dollars. I don't hire duos. They can work out their trust issues in other ways. I've been in three-ways but no cash exchanges hands.
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from BtmBearDad in Two escorts that "only" work together.....isnt that "dangerous"?   
    But they aren't "playing" they are charging you several hundred dollars. I don't hire duos. They can work out their trust issues in other ways. I've been in three-ways but no cash exchanges hands.
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from Karch in Decriminalized / brothels   
    Yes, I'd probably go. What I would like, though, is a resurgence of gay bathhouses. I've always thought they got an unfair rap for doing the very thing that hookups provide.
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from + robear in Decriminalized / brothels   
    Yes, I'd probably go. What I would like, though, is a resurgence of gay bathhouses. I've always thought they got an unfair rap for doing the very thing that hookups provide.
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from + Coolwave35 in Age Limits?   
    Ooh-wee! that's too much werk! When I get to be 70 (knock wood) I plan on being in whatever shape my diet of donuts and fried chicken gives me. I will dress in sweatpants. I'll be as morose or as sarcastic as I please. And I will bathe only when I find skidmarks in my sweatpants.🤪
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from + Charlie in Providers hiring providers?   
    This is true of any profession. A dentist must have dentist. A barber has a barber. Why wouldn't an escort spread the wealth to a colleague?
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from + Pensant in Age Limits?   
    Chacun a son gout. Some men are into prime aged cock.... but I'll pass on that. If a man is older than 68 chances are he wouldn't be able to do or to offer anything that would open my wallet.
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from Luv2play in Providers hiring providers?   
    This is true of any profession. A dentist must have dentist. A barber has a barber. Why wouldn't an escort spread the wealth to a colleague?
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from Pd1_jap in Age Limits?   
    Ooh-wee! that's too much werk! When I get to be 70 (knock wood) I plan on being in whatever shape my diet of donuts and fried chicken gives me. I will dress in sweatpants. I'll be as morose or as sarcastic as I please. And I will bathe only when I find skidmarks in my sweatpants.🤪
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from Luv2play in Age Limits?   
    That's terrible!
    I had a male client whom I was seeing for the first time apologize for his age (early 60s) and asked me if it would be a problem working on an older guy. It's awful to have to feel apologetic or ashamed of having lived for so long. Given that AIDS led to many premature deaths in the 80s and 90s, every day I'm six feet above ground is a blessing.
    You have to learn not to take it personally. Your money spends the same as that of a 30-something. If one escort or masseur doesn't want your business, just move on. That person did you a favor in rejecting you outright. No need to pay for feeling humiliated over a fact of life that comes to us all, if we're lucky.
    You may want to remind said escort who rejects an "age" that not all men who are 40years old and over look alike or act alike. There was one fantastic bodybuilder I couldn't get enough of -- he was 68 but well preserved.
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from Simon Suraci in Rimming?   
    If it's on the menu and the ass is spectacular AND CLEAN! I will gladly munch on it. But that's a very intimate act that I only do if an established partner wants it. And I know from experience bodybuilders love to get them big hard asses eaten out.
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from musclestuduws in New in NYC Muscltomuscl   
    Daaaaam! That's a lot of beef in two flavors. But I wouldn't hire them for any amount of money. They can work out their trust issues on someone else.
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from Luv2play in Age Limits?   
    Ooh-wee! that's too much werk! When I get to be 70 (knock wood) I plan on being in whatever shape my diet of donuts and fried chicken gives me. I will dress in sweatpants. I'll be as morose or as sarcastic as I please. And I will bathe only when I find skidmarks in my sweatpants.🤪
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from + KensingtonHomo in Hiring straight guys   
    straight-acting? I thought we (as gay men) had advanced beyond this stereotype. 
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from + augustus in Nonsexual turnons   
    A deep voice
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from kingsley88 in Nonsexual turnons   
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from DBWEHO in Nonsexual turnons   
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    misterhumphries got a reaction from + newatthis in Age Limits?   
    Ooh-wee! that's too much werk! When I get to be 70 (knock wood) I plan on being in whatever shape my diet of donuts and fried chicken gives me. I will dress in sweatpants. I'll be as morose or as sarcastic as I please. And I will bathe only when I find skidmarks in my sweatpants.🤪
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