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I get a few proselytising clients, although it’s more often about politics. I find if I put my cock in their mouth they shut up.

From missionary position to missionary work in under 30 seconds.

As long as his rod and staff comfort you. 🤷🏼

You can shut me up anytime, Jamie. 😉😘

Prostrate Proselytizing Prostitute's Prostate. Say it 5 times fast.

My husband and I could “cook” for ourselves or we can go out for a fabulous meal. We could have built our house or we could have hired a great architect. We could pick out our own clothes or we could hire a colorist/fashion consultant. Likewise why wouldn’t we hire professional courtesans who can strive to meet our every sexual desires?

No, but, as I am "tres bored" in my retirement, I have given some fantastic thought to becoming a "Monsieur" for the Bugatti Boy class of escort as I receive frequent requests from such boys to "introduce me to some of your rich friends". There is a male bordello operating in the Vedado district of Havana which has some really spectacular offerings from time to time, e.g. "Juan" a "top boy absolute". . .

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Every time I went to Sydney I visited Knights Call, a brothel that was really nice and upscale. You come in, they give you a drink and a parade of gorgeous guys come in one by one introducing themselves. One thing is seeing photos but seeing them in person, checking the chemistry, it worked wonders. Then at the end the head of the house came in and asked me if I fancied anyone and then he would take me to a room to meet with him. http://www.knightcall.com.au/

^These are the things I can do without Come on

I think there are ways to do this without harming the relationship. If you look at it from his perspective, he probably wants you to share in what he has found for himself. In my experience, the vast majority of Christians would not keep proselytizing once a person makes it clear that they are not interested. Perhaps tell him that you really appreciate your time together, and while you understand he wants you to share in his beliefs and its benefits, you have your own beliefs and it makes you very uncomfortable having these types of discussions and feeling pressured by him. If he doesn't stop, that might be a signal that the relationship needs to end, and you can tell him that you won't be able to continue meeting. True Christians would never want to hurt anyone or harm a relationship with someone - they believe what they have experienced is the greatest gift in their lives and they want others to enjoy it as well.

When I was in downstate Illinois, and was approached by a woman who asked if I was saved, I just flipped out my gold crucifix and said I was. That shut them up. My personal favorite theological moment was when an escort complained that another client had shorted him. I agreed that was wrong, and quoted, "The workman deserves his wages." Biblical literacy can be very fun.

Really ? Because "salvation" is always their goal...so disrespect is only going to make them feel you are in greater NEED of salvation. I find that AGREEING with religious people shuts them up faster than disagreeing. Give him an hallelujah and change the subject.

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I kinda missed seeing this at the top of the page when I log in. I suppose it had to happen eventually 😞 . Hopefully Jestwink can move on now. I shall not bump again unless there’s more skulduggery from that scoundrel.

In some 7 years I haven’t experienced what you describe as happening to you on the board. You certainly don’t need to apologize for anything. I think it may be partly an artefact of there being enthusiastic long term lifers here with the desire to point out relevant archival material for context. If you feel criticized that may have sometimes been the endgame but you can ignore it. Much of the content is GroundhogDay-grade, so you aren’t being centered out. Bring up fees and you are a star. That said, an opener that reflects musings may get less discussion traction. Frankly, it came across, however unintentionally, as an entry that might prompt ‘been there done that’ among the rank and file, given the large volume of past related material and the dearth of new material on Mpox. But I’m interested in the subject, track it epidemiologically, and tried to add something new. This place is open to anybody but not for everybody. Give it a chance … if you want.

I’m newer to the forum myself, and I personally couldn’t care less if you post a topic that’s been discussed before. As you pointed out, others will sometimes chime in about that. My comment about the “hazmat suit” was just a lighthearted joke. Based on similar threads I’ve read, I thought this one might spark some lively discussion, like others that have ended up closed. The moderators will decide what’s appropriate here, not me. If my joke came across as annoyance, I’m sorry, that couldn’t be further from the truth.

I’ve never encountered a proselyte in 20 years of hobbying. Bizarre!

One’s an order at a fine dining restaurant, the other’s you yelling into the drive-thru speaker at 2 a.m.

I can barely think of a Brazilian acompanhante whose socials' profiles don’t describe ‘'god & family 1st", a biblical passage reference, and whose chained crucifix doesn’t dangle in my face while he has his way with me. They may not lose their religion but I def lose my ass.

Have you considered saying something such as: Every experience with you makes me feel like I have found god, but after I leave, I happily go back to my usual place of worship. If that does not change things, then you just need to make it clear: Politics and religion are not appropriate discussions considering your arrangement.

Can't speak to this provider, but considering some of these providers are getting dozens or hundreds of inquiry messages/texts a day. It's not unfathomable to me that they don't really have time to write a flowery letter for every reply (I'm being hyperbolic, but still). They're trying to book appointments, not be our pen-pals and we are paying for time with them not to get cordial texts from them. I've seen the Inbox of a provider friend of mine before and it just immediately made all "he doesn't text back in a timely manner" and "he wasn't cordial" complaints make sense. Now if they bring that "i must be hyper efficient and get in and get out" energy to the actual session, that's when i'd be mad.