BigAppleJay

Saw https://rentmasseur.com/Sonofpan in mid-November. Nice guy. Easy access from the Strip. Trained and technically proficient in the massage. A+ on the extras. DM if you want to know more.

Tried Bert at Alpha and did not have the type of experience many have described. Decent massage with some sensual elements but the session itself ended rather abruptly without explosive anything. Also, when I left I realized the actual session was maybe 45 minutes at the max. Don't know if it was because he was rushed due to the close scheduling of other clients (before and after me) if it was chemistry - while not an ogre, I'm not as young and built as I used to be - or he thought I wasn't interested. As for the latter, while it was obvious I was "interested" it does take more direct stimulation than he was providing. Overall, not what I expected and not sure I will visit the place again given my experience with Bert and the reviews of the other therapists. If you want a decent, cost efficient therapeutic session Bert is probably OK to fit the need. As for the rest, YMMV definitely applies.

Saw David once. Average and unremarkable experience.

Saw the revamped version a week ago in previews. Not the worst theatre I've seen, but it was barely average. I'd grade it a C-. I wish I could've seen the original version as I enjoyed the Arachne songs and wished she would've been more in the show. The actress who played Mary Jane is miscast; the acrobatics were excellent; the music went from gawd awful to good; some of the dance numbers were painful to watch others were fun. The set was fantastic - I love the comic book look. Hands down, Patrick Page as Green Goblin stole the show. He was the best part of it. The first act really drags and the end of the act was "eh." The second act was better but I just wanted it over with so I could leave. Oh, there were also some outstanding hot cute dancer boys - which is always good. (They also doubled as Spidey in certain scenes.) I'd said say it's a show built for the masses who want safe, freindly, known material. After the performance I attended, half the audience jumped to their feet for a standing ovation. The rest of us were WTF? Really? I hold no ill will towards the actors as they did the best they could but holy crap a standing o was unwarranted. And I'm not a theatre snob by any means. I just don't get why the lovefest. I would never have paid full price for the show but I wanted to see it for curiosity's sake.