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Me too, and I don't know why.

Me three.

 

I read someplace that Christina had started seeing someone else and Tarek became distraught, prompting the "hike" in which he packed heat to "defend himself from mountain lions..." Wouldn't it be refreshing if he said "yeah, I was pissed and threatened to kill myself and then ran away when the po-po showed up?"

 

Wonder why a "small team of nannies" is required to assist with two kids. Oh, that's right - the poor dear doesn't have time for the kids what with the new BF to entertain.

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  • 4 years later...

I never watched their show, but only saw the advertisements for the show. I always thought Christina was about as creepy as Robin McGraw (Dr. Phil's wife).

I think Christina recently split from her new beau that she had dumped Tarek for. She reminds me of a glorified stripper. I've lost interest in this show. Prefer Property Brothers.

 

How ironic that I just posted this a few hours ago:

 

Christina lists house with estranged husband Ant Anstead for $6M

The California home that HGTV star Christina Haack once shared with her now-estranged husband, Ant Anstead, has hit the market for $6 million. They first purchased the Newport Beach home in June 2018 for $4.1 million. Following two years of marriage, the two announced their separation in September. Haack, 37, remained in the home, while Anstead moved out.

 

Christina-Anstead-home-split.jpg

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They just come across, at least to me, as shady.

That, and nearly all their houses look the same - same colours, tiles, staging, etc.. They’re better than the Bible-thumpers in Waco, but there are better home reno shows, with better looking hosts to watch.

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though I'm certainly not accusing Tarek, Christina, and Ant of any of this behavior, Brad Paisley's song Celebrity came to mind.......

 

Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent well no

These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows

Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad

Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab

'Cause when you're a celebrity

It's adios reality

You can act just like a fool

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on TV

I can throw a major fit

When my latte isn't just how I like it

When they say I've gone insane

I'll blame it on the fame

And the pressures that go with

Being a celebrity

I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way

And I'll get community service no matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff

But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up

'Cause when you're a celebrity

It adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on TV

I can fall in and out of love

Have marriages that barely last a month

When they go down the drain

I'll blame it on the fame

And say it's just so tough

Being a celebrity

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west

To the land of the fun and the sun

We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires

Hey hey Hollywood here we come

'Cause when you're a celebrity

It adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on TV

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If I had to wake up and listen to her flat nasal voice I’d chew off my arm.

 

And he doesn’t strike me as the sharpest knife in the drawer either.

 

Skip the Property Brothers. Same song, ninth verse. Ditto Chip and Joanna. I bet hell is smothered in shiplap.

 

I’ll take the fun couple from Home Town (aka: Laurel, MS) any day of the week.

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though I'm certainly not accusing Tarek, Christina, and Ant of any of this behavior, Brad Paisley's song Celebrity came to mind.......

 

Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent well no

These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows

Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad

Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab

'Cause when you're a celebrity

It's adios reality

You can act just like a fool

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on TV

I can throw a major fit

When my latte isn't just how I like it

When they say I've gone insane

I'll blame it on the fame

And the pressures that go with

Being a celebrity

I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way

And I'll get community service no matter which law I break

I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff

But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up

'Cause when you're a celebrity

It adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on TV

I can fall in and out of love

Have marriages that barely last a month

When they go down the drain

I'll blame it on the fame

And say it's just so tough

Being a celebrity

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west

To the land of the fun and the sun

We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires

Hey hey Hollywood here we come

'Cause when you're a celebrity

It adios reality

No matter what you do

People think you're cool

Just 'cause you're on TV

It seems like Ant is a decent guy. He has worked at a real job (police constable) and if memory serves he wrote a book about his experience. Also, Christina instigated the breakup. Of course, we don't know what he did or didn't do to make that happen. Perhaps he made lattes at the wrong temperature.

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I haven't felt so emotionally violated since Lucy and Desi split. How can I go on believing in HGTV (my substitute for organized religion)?

 

Lucy was so upset she agreed to star in a Broadway musical - "Wildcat.". She even sang "Hey, Look Me Over!" Live on The Ed Sullivan Show.

 

Amazing

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  • 1 year later...
On 1/19/2017 at 3:36 PM, Charlie said:

I haven't felt so emotionally violated since Lucy and Desi split. How can I go on believing in HGTV (my substitute for organized religion)?

 

On 4/6/2021 at 7:22 PM, Kippy said:

You know that Tarek is still nailing Christina!

 

On 4/6/2021 at 9:58 PM, rvwnsd said:

There's an HGTV show title in there somewhere just waiting to get out.

Flip or Flop: The Final Flip, a one-hour special reuniting stars Christina Hall and Tarek El Moussa for one last project, will premiere Thursday, Dec. 1 at 8/7c on HGTV, Hall announced on Instagram.

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