Age Shaving, a guide to clients

[+ dutchmuch]

Escorts start shaving (their age) somewhere around 26?

 

An escort posting his age as 29 = 34 to 40 in human years

 

An escort posting his age as 35 = 40 to 45 in human years

 

An escort posting his age as 39 = 46 to 60 in human years

 

Anything over 39, and the escort is collecting SSI and using a cane!

[+ azdr0710]

what about us clients who shave our age??!!

[Kevin Slater]

what about us clients who shave our age??!!

 

I'd you rather you just shave your balls.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ dutchmuch]

what about us clients who shave our age??!!

 

That's easy. We clients are 'paying the freight', we shave whatever we want.

[Despardo]

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of

women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice,

remained thirty-five for years. Lady Dumbleton is an instance in

point. To my own knowledge she has been thirty-five ever since she

arrived at the age of forty, which was many years ago now.

 

--Lady Bracknell, "The Importance of Being Earnest"

[bigvalboy]

I always add years to my age. When you shave your age or tell the truth, people say you look like shit. Add seven years, and everyone says you look fabulous for your age.

[Despardo]

I always add years to my age. When you shave your age or tell the truth, people say you look like shit. Add seven years, and everyone says you look fabulous for your age.

Old joke:

 

A wealthy 75 year old man was attending a reunion. On his arm was an extremely attractive woman several decades his junior. An old friend asked him about his girlfriend. "She isn't my girlfriend, she's my wife," he replied. "How did you get her to marry you?," asked the friend. "I lied about my age," he said. "Tell her you were 65?," asked the friend. "Hell no," he said, "I told her I was 85."

[+ glutes]

Should age shavers be exposed?

[CuriousByNature]

Ultimately age is just a number, so if they call themselves 34 when they're actually 44, that might not be a big deal.  But using photos from when they were 34, when they are actually 44 and look different from the photos, would be a bigger issue in my opinion.

[Cure69]

18 minutes ago, CuriousByNature said:

Ultimately age is just a number, so if they call themselves 34 when they're actually 44, that might not be a big deal.  But using photos from when they were 34, when they are actually 44 and look different from the photos, would be a bigger issue in my opinion.

I agree. It's sort of misleading in some ways. Nothing wrong with the current age, just provide clients with recent images, that's it.

[Cure69]

1 hour ago, glutes said:

Should age shavers be exposed?

More like: it'd be helpful if clients were informed before hand, however that may be. 🤔

[+ nycman]

2 hours ago, glutes said:

Should age shavers be exposed?

Six years later…you suddenly got curious about exposing age shavers?

[big-n-tall]

I'm always surprised what people latch onto as an issue with escorts. Some I get and some I don't.

I've read a number of the reasons why people don't dig age shaving escorts. However, if the guy looks like the pics in his ad and performs well in the bedroom or where ever you like to do your thing 😛 who cares what age they state. It's not like many non-escorting men and women don't age shave in general. LOL!

I would be more bothered if the provider looked nothing like his pics or he tried to do the opposite of what he promised to provide.

Edited August 9, 2021 by big-n-tall

[+ MysticMenace]

one has to recognize it's also part of business. from what I heard, a lot of clients limit searches to providers whose age is less than 30, so if someone can still pass the look, then why not make the RM search algorithm work for them?

[EastCoastGuy]

I don’t really worry about the age of a provider. I recently had one who was 62, and boy, did he make 62 look good!

[jjkrkwood]

27 minutes ago, EastCoastGuy said:

I don’t really worry about the age of a provider. I recently had one who was 62, and boy, did he make 62 look good!

 

I heard you can get the residents of Shady Pines at "cut-rate".....? 

[dutchal]

12 hours ago, glutes said:

Should age shavers be exposed?

They often are here.

[dutchal]

12 hours ago, glutes said:

Should age shavers be exposed?

They often are here.

[+ glutes]

49 minutes ago, dutchal said:

They often are here.

 Truedat.

[topunderachiever]

If they have no qualms lying about their age, why would you believe anything else they say?  

I want to know how old they ARE and then I'll decide how old they LOOK, not them.  

Edited July 19, 2021 by topunderachiever

[+ keroscenefire]

We should assume that a Rent.Men profile is similar to a LinkedIn profile. Like am I really proficient in Microsoft Office? No, but I'll pretend to be to get the job and figure it out later. 

As long as the photos are accurate and the experience is good, I really have no problem with this. One of my regulars is 39 on the profile but is actually in his late 40s. I enjoy my time with him regardless.

[MiamiLooker]

One has to wonder about an escort that's been advertising since at least 2001 and claims to be 35. Why can't he just admit he looks pretty good for a 41 year old?

[+ glutes]

5 hours ago, topunderachiever said:

If they have no qualms lying about their age, why would you believe anything else they say?  

I want to know how old they ARE and then I'll decide how old they LOOK, not them.  

If their age isn't real, what else isn't real.

Let the hoodwinking continue...

 

[jeezifonly]

In all matters of self-representation relative to transactions discussed here, I assume nothing is factual. 

Hell, I’ve been able to convince myself that I can afford this pastime when all evidence is to the contrary…

[+ glutes]

Well said jeezifonly.