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51 minutes ago, tassojunior said:

There appears to be an exception with celery. Celery apparently contains so few calories that eating and digesting them consumes more calories than they provide. So the nutritional value of celery seems to be in its fiber and vitamins.

Study Finally Confirms Eating Celery Burns More Calories Than It Contains

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When we're trying to lose weight, it's very much a numbers game of calories eaten versus calories burned. A great asset in the weight loss battle are,...

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Continuing the subject of healthy eating:

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[Luv2play]

2 hours ago, Unicorn said:

There appears to be an exception with celery. Celery apparently contains so few calories that eating and digesting them consumes more calories than they provide. So the nutritional value of celery seems to be in its fiber and vitamins.

Study Finally Confirms Eating Celery Burns More Calories Than It Contains

WWW.FOODANDWINE.COM

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When we're trying to lose weight, it's very much a numbers game of calories eaten versus calories burned. A great asset in the weight loss battle are,...

Principal is misspelled. I wouldn't trust any chart that has such sloppy editing 

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1 hour ago, Luv2play said:

Principal is misspelled. I wouldn't trust any chart that has such sloppy editing 

On principle? 😁

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28 minutes ago, Unicorn said:

Is that the poster for "THE LIFE OF DECAPRIO"?

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I'll avoid the toilets.

 

 

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16 hours ago, tassojunior said:

"Mother's sudden paralysis forces father to explain to children what happens when you step on a crack...."

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why are parrots the best cursers? 

 

memes and movies account (@netflixnmovies) • Instagram reel

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1M likes, 12K comments - netflixnmovies on July 6, 2023: "Follow (us) @NETFLIXNMOVIES for more content like this 😳🔥 bird said every curse word in t..."

 

Edited August 30, 2023 by tassojunior

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Not so funny when thought about! 

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There was a young parson of Norton Whose prick, although thick, was a short 'un. To make up for this loss, He had balls like a horse, And never pumped less than a quart in.

There was a poor parson from Goring, Who made a small hole in his flooring, Fur-lined it all round, Then laid on the ground, And declared it was cheaper than whoring.

 

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3 hours ago, Tygerscent said:

There was a young parson of Norton Whose prick, although thick, was a short 'un. To make up for this loss, He had balls like a horse, And never pumped less than a quart in.

There was a poor parson from Goring, Who made a small hole in his flooring, Fur-lined it all round, Then laid on the ground, And declared it was cheaper than whoring.

 

The guy from Goring may have written the following book...

"Hole in My Matress," by Mr. Completely.

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