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I used to enjoy playing with my Ken doll when I was a tot. My beau "Chris" was only allowed to play with GI Joe's, but he made his go hot and heavy with each other! 😄

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Especially apposite on this Christmas afternoon:

Dad's Xmas Belly joke - 8/10:

When Mum caught Dad standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in his stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!”

Dad replied, “Sure it does, it’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

And combining two themes of this Christmas season:

Why can’t a symptom of Omicron be the inability to gain weight after eating 9 lbs of Christmas ham?

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