Friday Funnies

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7 hours ago, easygoingpal said:

Imagine universal health care… imagine if you can~ No copays below us… above us full coverage plans~ Imagine all the people living for today… you hoo hoo oo o~ 

 

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On 12/7/2021 at 12:37 PM, easygoingpal said:

WTF… he’s not even flexing~ Slacker~

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[mike carey]

A cautionary reminder before the start of the new year.

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The states has two political parties: these are my “feelings” about it~

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[mike carey]

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https://twitter.com/WA_Police/status/1473148436518109185?s=20

[mike carey]

So someone asked the Australian Electoral Commission a silly (in the best way) question on  Twitter. They replied, and it was priceless.

https://twitter.com/swearyanthony/status/1473539654003527689?s=20

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On 12/19/2021 at 1:54 AM, mike carey said:

A fib~?

[gallahadesquire]

20 minutes ago, Tygerscent said:

A fib~?

Short run of V-tach

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On 12/19/2021 at 1:54 AM, mike carey said:

I’m wondering now what creative nuggets the STI clinics are sporting~ 

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Grammer Weighs in…

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On 12/18/2021 at 4:39 AM, mike carey said:

A cautionary reminder before the start of the new year.

Funny. It made me choke on my own saliva,

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[Guest]

I used to enjoy playing with my Ken doll when I was a tot. My beau "Chris" was only allowed to play with GI Joe's, but he made his go hot and heavy with each other! 😄

Edited December 25, 2021 by Unicorn

[Guest]

I remember specifically asking for the Ken dolls with the knees that bent. Maybe I knew I'd be a future top?

[mike carey]

Especially apposite on this Christmas afternoon:

Dad's Xmas Belly joke - 8/10:

When Mum caught Dad standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in his stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!”

Dad replied, “Sure it does, it’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

And combining two themes of this Christmas season:

Why can’t a symptom of Omicron be the inability to gain weight after eating 9 lbs of Christmas ham?

[mike carey]

[mike carey]

Being a non-parent, I can afford to feel absolutely no guilt in laughing at this most excellent tweet:

'My parents have gone home so now apparently I have to look after their grandchild????'

[BSR]

 

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[+ Lucky]

Happy New Year, Jackhammer91406.

I miss you. Say hi to Betty White!

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😛