*Discovering the most perfect guy.

[+ KensingtonHomo]

50 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said:

I know you've made your point MULTIPLE times @KensingtonHomo that you and your partner will fuck anything that moves...but for the rest of us we get confused when someone declares they found "perfection" and then posts a plump-a-saurus like this.

My husband and I are quite selective, actually. I mean, we'd never fuck you because we require the men we sleep with to be kind. The issue with some clients on here is that they have a very narrow, white, Eurocentric perception of beauty that has been further narrowed by everything from steroids to HGH to plastic surgery. And the Internet doesn't help because it dehumanizes people. So you not only have extremely narrow tastes, but you find anything that varies from them to be actually disturbing. 

I doubt any of you would tell this guy he's a "plump-a-saurus" to his face. Because, feminine voice aside, he might smack the shit out of you. You certainly wouldn't speak to me IRL the way you do here. Not more than once anyway. 

[guru68]

I think he's cute - not my ideal, but I have no trouble imagining him being a fun companion. 

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

3 hours ago, 56harrisond said:

I think his current physique as seen on his X would qualify as fat, not pudgy, thick or chubby.

Agreed! But Bozo didn't want to use the "f" word to describe him. As stated in a previous post, Bozo was in a generous mood characterizing him as portly and pudgy when the "f" word would have been more appropriate. Bozo was being overly generous in his description. 
Sometimes it is hard to shed the clown persona, making it very difficult for Bozo to hide his reflexive tendency to treat people with kindness, compassion, and generosity. Qualities that all good clowns should have.

BTC
🤡

[Luv2play]

3 hours ago, TJMS said:

The Germans have a term that applies to this guy, zoftig, aka pleasantly plump or shapely

The British call it Rubenesque. 

[mike carey]

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[guru68]

3 hours ago, Luv2play said:

The British call it Rubenesque. 

Or "Junoesque", as Mrs Slocombe might say.

[pubic_assistance]

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15 hours ago, KensingtonHomo said:

I doubt any of you would tell this guy he's a "plump-a-saurus" to his face.

Well...in HIS case he posted photos of himself already plump....so the goods were already mostly in the window. But as @56harrisond mentions  he is even fatter in his photos on X. So there is still a misrepresented situation here.

Personally, I HAVE in--fact encountered more than one situation where I met up with someone from Grindr or Rent.men/masseur....and they show up 20 pounds heavier than their photos. I will and DO tell them to their face : that "this isnt-gonna-work". I think that misrepresentation of facts on hook-up/escort sites is problematic, when you're attracted to the aesthetics, and not necessarily their personality as @KensingtonHomo claims to be. 

I have zero interest in paying to fuck someone who's let themselves go. No matter what the driving factors in sexual attraction, the factors exist and form our viewpoints on what we deem attractive. 

Those social conditionings DO create normatives and because of that that is a common baseline in qualities that MOST people find attractive. Beyond that we are all aware of the fact that people form fetishes for various stimuli that are outside of these standards of beauty. So when we start discussing "perfection" the assumption is that MOST people are going to share in your declaration of attractiveness, not question whether or not someone has posted the wrong link. 

[caramelsub]

8 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said:

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Well...in HIS case he posted photos of himself already plump....so the goods were already mostly in the window. But as @56harrisond mentions  he is even fatter in his photos on X. So there is still a misrepresented situation here.

Personally, I HAVE in--fact encountered more than one situation where I met up with someone from Grindr or Rent.men/masseur....and they show up 20 pounds heavier than their photos. I will and DO tell them to their face : that "this isnt-gonna-work". I think that misrepresentation of facts on hook-up/escort sites is problematic, when you're attracted to the aesthetics, and not necessarily their personality as @KensingtonHomo claims to be. 

I have zero interest in paying to fuck someone who's let themselves go. No matter what the driving factors in sexual attraction, the factors exist and form our viewpoints on what we deem attractive. 

Those social conditionings DO create normatives and because of that that is a common baseline in qualities that MOST people find attractive. Beyond that we are all aware of the fact that people form fetishes for various stimuli that are outside of these standards of beauty. So when we start discussing "perfection" the assumption is that MOST people are going to share in your declaration of attractiveness, not question whether or not someone has posted the wrong link. 

I’ve never had an experience where the guy is fatter than his pictures portray. But I have had experiences in which the guy is way skinnier with less muscle tone than his pictures on a few occasions. One of which despite having raving reviews on this site and on rentmen, had aged horribly, and I was tempted to run away from the session before it even started. I should have left, but I didn’t want to confront him, so I offered for him to just massage me for a bit and paid him for his time and left.

[pubic_assistance]

34 minutes ago, caramelsub said:

One of which despite having raving reviews on this site and on rentmen, had aged horribly, and I was tempted to run away

Sorry...but escorting is a business. If any business misrepresents what they are selling, and am NOT buying.

Even on Grindr. I had someone ( many years ago) show up, having sent me photos of this gorgeous ballet dancer, who I was totally rock-hard for. The man shows up looking 10 years older and totally pear shaped instead of the tight six pak, and bubble butted self, he once was. 

I don't like that I am getting older, and that I'm not in the same physical condition I once was. But I am NOT gonna send pictures of myself to some potential hook up from ten years prior and expect them to not notice the gray hair and dad bod where a six pak used to be. 

[caramelsub]

25 minutes ago, pubic_assistance said:

Sorry...but escorting is a business. If any business misrepresents what they are selling, and am NOT buying.

Even on Grindr. I had someone ( many years ago) show up, having sent me photos of this gorgeous ballet dancer, who I was totally rock-hard for. The man shows up looking 10 years older and totally pear shaped instead of the tight six pak, and bubble butted self, he once was. 

I don't like that I am getting older, and that I'm not in the same physical condition I once was. But I am NOT gonna send pictures of myself to some potential hook up from ten years prior and expect them to not notice the gray hair and dad bod where a six pak used to be. 

Back in the glory days of backpage, I basically got robbed for confronting a guy that used faked pictures. I stupidly let him into my hotel room, then confronted him about his pictures. He pretended to call a friend to jump me, so I just paid him and he left. Luckily he only charged like 50 dollars for his rate. Escorting is a business, but it’s not regulated in the United States. What should I have done in that situation, call the cops and tell them I’m being robbed by an escort that I hired?

[+ KensingtonHomo]

3 hours ago, pubic_assistance said:

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Well...in HIS case he posted photos of himself already plump....so the goods were already mostly in the window. But as @56harrisond mentions  he is even fatter in his photos on X. So there is still a misrepresented situation here.

Personally, I HAVE in--fact encountered more than one situation where I met up with someone from Grindr or Rent.men/masseur....and they show up 20 pounds heavier than their photos. I will and DO tell them to their face : that "this isnt-gonna-work". I think that misrepresentation of facts on hook-up/escort sites is problematic, when you're attracted to the aesthetics, and not necessarily their personality as @KensingtonHomo claims to be. 

I have zero interest in paying to fuck someone who's let themselves go. No matter what the driving factors in sexual attraction, the factors exist and form our viewpoints on what we deem attractive. 

Those social conditionings DO create normatives and because of that that is a common baseline in qualities that MOST people find attractive. Beyond that we are all aware of the fact that people form fetishes for various stimuli that are outside of these standards of beauty. So when we start discussing "perfection" the assumption is that MOST people are going to share in your declaration of attractiveness, not question whether or not someone has posted the wrong link. 

Yes, conventional attractiveness exists but perfection did not. It's a superlative. If someone tells me they've met the "perfect" guy, I take that as perfect for them. I joke that my husband is perfect (especially relative to me) but no one takes me to mean a) that he's actually perfect or b) that they would also find him perfect. 

[pubic_assistance]

10 minutes ago, KensingtonHomo said:

I joke that my husband is perfect

Well...keep in mind that a "perfect" relationship is someone very likely different from your perfect fuck. I have had many wonderful evenings of incredible sex with people who I would never even go on a date with...and I have dated people who weren't the hottest lay I've ever had. But when I am plunking down $ 300+ to get my dick, wet you better believe I am going to be searching for someone who I find to be young, fit and handsome. ALL the "conventions" of which you speak. 

[bimuscle]

My three requirements of an escort for hiring:

Pretty boy or rugged

Voice must be masculine

Under 30 years old