Penis Enlargement at the Olympics

[Luv2play]

I heard on the CBC news today that some ski jumpers are injecting their penises with a drug that temporarily enlarges the circumference of their dicks by a couple of centimetres. 
Apparently this enlarged crotch enables them to gain an extra metre or two in distance for their jumps.
Olympic officials are looking into the matter. (As a side note I would be very pleased to assist them in this inquiry). 

[samhexum]

old news...

[Nue2thegame]

I dunno. Back when I was skiing competitively, the last thing I wanted was an engorged dick. 

[+ purplekow]

52 minutes ago, Nue2thegame said:

I dunno. Back when I was skiing competitively, the last thing I wanted was an engorged dick. 

Hmmmm...I cannot recall a time when I did not want an engorged dick...or two

[BuckCanucked]

33 minutes ago, purplekow said:

Hmmmm...I cannot recall a time when I did not want an engorged dick...or two

Maybe not a skier but I know of a french pole vaulter with some regret.

[jeezifonly]

1 hour ago, BuckCanucked said:

Maybe not a skier but I know of a french pole vaulter with some regret.

I think it's hard to regret having the genetic predisposition to natural, amply-supplied junk. The regret would be having chosen the wrong event to accommodate the crowd. 

[Luv2play]

1 hour ago, BuckCanucked said:

Maybe not a skier but I know of a french pole vaulter with some regret.

Apparently what works for ski jumping doesn’t for pole vaulters.

[NJF]

9 hours ago, Luv2play said:

I heard on the CBC news today that some ski jumpers are injecting their penises with a drug that temporarily enlarges the circumference of their dicks by a couple of centimetres. 
Apparently this enlarged crotch enables them to gain an extra metre or two in distance for their jumps.
Olympic officials are looking into the matter. (As a side note I would be very pleased to assist them in this inquiry). 

I tried to post this on Thread the other day and got banned for a day 😂