The No Topic Thread

[Mo Mason]

I wish I could find a beard and moustache dye that looks natural.  I started going gray at 26 and now at 45 I have a full-on Santa Claus beard.  A few weeks ago at work I mentioned my age and a coworker said "Oh my god, you're 45?  I thought you were in your 60s."  

Any recommendations?  And no, I can't shave it off.  I've got a weak chin and an odd-shaped face ... I need my facial hair intact in an attempt to sculpt a non-existent jawline.  lol

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

13 minutes ago, Mo Mason said:

I wish I could find a beard and moustache dye that looks natural.  I started going gray at 26 and now at 45 I have a full-on Santa Claus beard.  A few weeks ago at work I mentioned my age and a coworker said "Oh my god, you're 45?  I thought you were in your 60s."  

Any recommendations?  And no, I can't shave it off.  I've got a weak chin and an odd-shaped face ... I need my facial hair intact in an attempt to sculpt a non-existent jawline.  lol

When people remark that I have a lot of gray in my beard for my age, I reply: "That's not gray hair, it's cum stains".

I hope that helps!

[Mo Mason]

"It's not gray hair, it's cum stains."  It doesn't help me too much.  Is that supposed to be helpful to the ones who point out the gray hair?  🤨

[mike carey]

I think this is an interesting perspective. Australia isn't on the opposite side of the world from the US but it's close. Apart from that direct comparison, the map illustrates that the centre of Australia's continental mass is closer to the equator than that of the US.

[+ azdr0710]

3 hours ago, mike carey said:

I think this is an interesting perspective. Australia isn't on the opposite side of the world from the US but it's close. Apart from that direct comparison, the map illustrates that the centre of Australia's continental mass is closer to the equator than that of the US.

good thing I didn't finish digging that hole to China as a kid.......I would've drowned in the southern Indian Ocean

love this map stuff

[mike carey]

1 hour ago, azdr0710 said:

good thing I didn't finish digging that hole to China as a kid.......I would've drowned in the southern Indian Ocean

love this map stuff

I hadn't noticed before, there's a small orange blob on the 49th parallel in southern Alberta or Saskatchewan and a dot to its north east. Those are Kerguelen Islands and Heard Island respectively, sub-antarctic islands, in the case of Heard Island known more recently as the home of penguins and not much else apart from glaciers and a 2,745m active volcano. And the subject of some recent notoriety. And please no comments about the weather sounding just like the prairie provinces or Montana.