The No Topic Thread

[Mo Mason]

I wish I could find a beard and moustache dye that looks natural.  I started going gray at 26 and now at 45 I have a full-on Santa Claus beard.  A few weeks ago at work I mentioned my age and a coworker said "Oh my god, you're 45?  I thought you were in your 60s."  

Any recommendations?  And no, I can't shave it off.  I've got a weak chin and an odd-shaped face ... I need my facial hair intact in an attempt to sculpt a non-existent jawline.  lol

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

13 minutes ago, Mo Mason said:

I wish I could find a beard and moustache dye that looks natural.  I started going gray at 26 and now at 45 I have a full-on Santa Claus beard.  A few weeks ago at work I mentioned my age and a coworker said "Oh my god, you're 45?  I thought you were in your 60s."  

Any recommendations?  And no, I can't shave it off.  I've got a weak chin and an odd-shaped face ... I need my facial hair intact in an attempt to sculpt a non-existent jawline.  lol

When people remark that I have a lot of gray in my beard for my age, I reply: "That's not gray hair, it's cum stains".

I hope that helps!

[Mo Mason]

"It's not gray hair, it's cum stains."  It doesn't help me too much.  Is that supposed to be helpful to the ones who point out the gray hair?  🤨