Do any providers fib about unit size in the other direction?

[viewing ownly]

I was browsing Jock2Go, and stumbled upon a guy in the Houston, Texas photos who caught my attention. He had a nice ripped body, and claimed to be 5 foot 7 (I like guys close or at my short height). Clicking his profile, I was pleasantly surprised to see that he was cut, as his pictures didn't cue any hints for this to be the case, but then I was truthfully blown away that he listed his penis size as 5 and a half inches. To me, that indicates he's not bluffing. However, some may argue he's actually even smaller than that, and just wants to use that measurement to seem realistic.

I would think this is a needle in a haystack situation, at best, but would anyone want to give a hire a downstairs surprise they didn't see coming? It's a given that someone isn't going to deliberately age themselves by lying about being older with an ad (trying to get into bars as a youth - guilty! - is not what I'm typing about here). Also, no man is going to list a height that is shorter than what they actually are. The whole "taller is better" myth is one that never will go away. Ask giants who constantly have to duck to keep from bumping their heads into things all the time - I don't see the benefit in the long run.

Here's the link to the man I was referring to.

AndrewRay - Gay Escort in Houston, TX | Jock2Go.eu

JOCK2GO.EU

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Am a good man ready for hookup anytime: AndrewRay - Houston, TX Gay Escort, Massages

 

[PileDriver]

yep. have hired tops who clearly undersized their members. for what ever reason. enjoyed the surprise every time.

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

2 hours ago, viewing ownly said:

Also, no man is going to list a height that is shorter than what they actually are.

When people ask how tall I am, I always respond with 6'1" - 6'2".  The few times my height has been measured by a medical provider, they measure 6'3" to 6'4".  I think I always state my height a few inches shorter is to avoid appearing like I'm bragging or making it up, as my younger sibling often did to gloat that he was taller than me.

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

2 hours ago, viewing ownly said:

I was truthfully blown away that he listed his penis size as 5 and a half inches. To me, that indicates he's not bluffing.

That is a respectable penis size (statistically average for North American straight men) that I would be happy to play with when attached to a fit body.

Just last week I enjoyed a man with a penis around 4 inches.  His penis may not have been the longest, but his tongue and enthusiasm made up for it! 🥳

Edited January 23 by Vegas_Millennial

[NyGold]

On 1/23/2024 at 1:18 PM, Vegas_Millennial said:

That is a respectable penis size (statistically average for North American straight men) that I would be happy to play with when attached to a fit body.

Just last week I enjoyed a man with a penis around 4 inches.  His penis may not have been the longest, but his tongue and enthusiasm made up for it! 🥳

I told one provider (as a compliment) that he must be understating his measurements, he said if he was accurate in listing numbers people wouldn’t believe him and in turn would question the other stats, or that something was wrong with him / he’d had surgery etc.

 

 

[pubic_assistance]

I don't think I've ever met a gay man who was honest about his penis size. They all seem to measure from the tip to their taint instead of their shaft.

So it would be surprising indeed to have someone lie in the opposite direction.

When someone reports 8 inches I fully expect a dick of about 6.5".

If you told me 8 and showed up with a 10 I wouldn't necessarily be delighted. I know lots of gay men seem to be impressed by size but not me. At a certain point i think it looks gross, like I'm sleeping with a wild animal. But that's just me. Throwing it out there as a counterpoint. Bigger isn't always better.

[soloyo215]

On 1/23/2024 at 10:51 AM, viewing ownly said:

I was browsing Jock2Go, and stumbled upon a guy in the Houston, Texas photos who caught my attention. He had a nice ripped body, and claimed to be 5 foot 7 (I like guys close or at my short height). Clicking his profile, I was pleasantly surprised to see that he was cut, as his pictures didn't cue any hints for this to be the case, but then I was truthfully blown away that he listed his penis size as 5 and a half inches. To me, that indicates he's not bluffing. However, some may argue he's actually even smaller than that, and just wants to use that measurement to seem realistic.

I would think this is a needle in a haystack situation, at best, but would anyone want to give a hire a downstairs surprise they didn't see coming? It's a given that someone isn't going to deliberately age themselves by lying about being older with an ad (trying to get into bars as a youth - guilty! - is not what I'm typing about here). Also, no man is going to list a height that is shorter than what they actually are. The whole "taller is better" myth is one that never will go away. Ask giants who constantly have to duck to keep from bumping their heads into things all the time - I don't see the benefit in the long run.

Here's the link to the man I was referring to.

AndrewRay - Gay Escort in Houston, TX | Jock2Go.eu

JOCK2GO.EU

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Am a good man ready for hookup anytime: AndrewRay - Houston, TX Gay Escort, Massages

 

I am the same when it come to height. I prefer guys my height or shorter (not too much shorter, though). As for penis size, sometimes I don't even look at that part of the profile, so I guess to me it's always a surprise. Only one time I came across a provider that had a penis that seemed disproportional to his entire body. My experience with him was ok.

I think that as human beings we have our insecurities, so we might maximize or minimize some things. When it comes to size, I stopped following where it's supposed to be measured from, which means that there isn't a standard starting point to measure from, another reason for me not to care for listed size. Regarding circumcision status, same. I know many men who value that, but I don't. That can translate in me not being too caring about some those details. Height is the one thing that I look and avoid. What matters to me more is the overall experience in terms of chemistry, personality personal hygiene, financial safety and personal safety. I've hired providers and I've hooked up with men of different types.

[ICTJOCK]

I think honesty is the best policy.   We are who we are,   if a client is looking for something else,  he should be able to shop elsewhere.    I always want to be transparent about my attributes.

[GeoMitch]

Honestly, I wish that there were more top providers with smaller cocks.  It seems like everyone else is seeking to have their innards destroyed by tops equipped with cocks the size of baseball bats.  Personally, I'd like to walk away in one piece.  I'd be more apt to hire a top with 5 1/2 inches over 9... but that's just me.  

Edited February 20 by GeoMitch

[liubit]

1 hour ago, GeoMitch said:

I'd be more apt to hire a top with 5 1/2 inches over 9... but that's just me.

That’s me too, @GeoMitch  

[+ DrownedBoy]

On 1/26/2024 at 9:10 AM, pubic_assistance said:

I don't think I've ever met a gay man who was honest about his penis size. They all seem to measure from the tip to their taint instead of their shaft.

So it would be surprising indeed to have someone lie in the opposite direction.

When someone reports 8 inches I fully expect a dick of about 6.5".

If you told me 8 and showed up with a 10 I wouldn't necessarily be delighted. I know lots of gay men seem to be impressed by size but not me. At a certain point i think it looks gross, like I'm sleeping with a wild animal. But that's just me. Throwing it out there as a counterpoint. Bigger isn't always better.

Ditto. It's a real problem for those of us without a low gag reflex 😝

[Your Man in Arlington]

On 1/26/2024 at 10:10 AM, pubic_assistance said:

When someone reports 8 inches I fully expect a dick of about 6.5".

If you told me 8 and showed up with a 10 I wouldn't necessarily be delighted. I know lots of gay men seem to be impressed by size but not me. At a certain point i think it looks gross, like I'm sleeping with a wild animal. But that's just me. Throwing it out there as a counterpoint. Bigger isn't always better.

I've noticed that 7" seems to be the default listing for an average sized dick, to the point where I would be disappointed if it was actually as advertised. If it just tickles the back of my throat while balls deep—my favorite when performing oral—then it's certainly not 7 inches.

Edited February 21 by Your Man in Arlington