Which Escort(s) Are Named In Your Will?

[+ Lucky]

We all know that many here are very generous to escorts. I am curious if you have named one or more to inherit from you and perhaps why. If not yet, will you name an escort the next time you update your will?

Can escorts share how many times they have received a bequest from a deceased client?

[+ jessmapex]

Given I have no children or other close relatives to share my modest wealth with, I will definitely leave a chunk for an escort who provides me kind companionship in my sunsetting years.

[Guest]

I’m leaving $500,000 to my 8 favorites. 

[Guest]

13 minutes ago, Coolwave35 said:

I’m leaving $500,000 to my 8 favorites. 

Each?

[+ nycman]

I would, if I knew any of their real names. 

Why would I not leave my estate to those who have brought me joy?

[Guest]

25 minutes ago, Unicorn said:

Each?

Noooo sorry. To be divided. 

[+ jessmapex]

Given this profession attracts many golddiggers, it's important to find a right guy. With a wrong guy, you might end up putting your life in danger since his big payday doesn't arrive until you are gone. 

[+ WilliamM]

Leaving money to the homeless people and animals

[Guest]

4 hours ago, WilliamM said:

Leaving money to the homeless people and animals

😁

 

 

<Just kidding. Feeding America and the Nature Conservancy are major beneficiaries of my trust as well.>

Edited October 5, 2022 by Unicorn

[Guest]

15 hours ago, Coolwave35 said:

Noooo sorry. To be divided. 

Well, $62,500 isn't life-changing, but would hopefully come as a pleasant surprise remembered all of their lives...

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

11 hours ago, jessmapex said:

Given this profession attracts many golddiggers, it's important to find a right guy. With a wrong guy, you might end up putting your life in danger since his big payday doesn't arrive until you are gone. 

I will make sure to tell my significant others that I am only worth anything as long as I'm alive.  My pension will cease when I do.

[+ Axiom2001]

I'm leaving my limited funds to one or two nonprofit organizations and to my brother and sister.  

If I had a lot of "bread," I'd definitely bequeath some of these funds to one or two escorts who've done great things beyond escorting.  One of these men is formerly of San Francisco but is now a resident of Palm Springs.  

He is one hell of a jewel beyond the escort profession who's done a lot for others by giving of himself financially, supportively, etc.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Unicorn said:

Well, $62,500 isn't life-changing, but would hopefully come as a pleasant surprise remembered all of their lives...

It isn’t divided equally! Lol. It ranges from 25k to $150k per guy, depending on the level of magic they brought to my life. My goal is to get that 500k up to a million though because I want my friends to be able to talk about me in terms of “he left a million dollars to strippers.”  “He left 1/2 a million dollars to strippers” just doesn’t have the same ring to it ya know? 

[+ Charlie]

I think it would benefit more people if I left my estate to a fund to provide grants to deserving clients who wish to purchase the services of escorts. There would be a list of approved escorts (perhaps maintained on this site), and a vetted client could apply for a grant, which would be paid to the chosen escort upon receipt of a satisfactory review of the intercourse from the client. A non-partisan judge would be appointed by the trustees of the fund to settle disputes between escorts and clients, and the results would be published in a sub-forum in the Deli.

[Guest]

Wow. That's pretty complicated, Charlie! 😉 Did you work all of that through with an estate attorney? Although I have a good amount going to individual charities, including, as I've mentioned, Feeding America:

https://www.charitynavigator.org/ein/363673599

and the Nature Conservancy, the lion's share will go to two main places, "Chris" (should our relationship survive to my death), and to a scholarship program to help those students who've suffered hardship due to their sexual orientation or gender identity. Hopefully this will prevent the necessity to escort for young men such as "Chris," who got kicked out of his house when he came out to his parents/turned 18, and had to pay for his college education. If I, and our relationship, survive until he turns 55 (around when I turn 86), then he'll get my work pension for the rest of his life. 86 or bust! 

Edited October 5, 2022 by Unicorn

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

2 hours ago, Charlie said:

I think it would benefit more people if I left my estate to a fund to provide grants to deserving clients who wish to purchase the services of escorts. There would be a list of approved escorts (perhaps maintained on this site), and a vetted client could apply for a grant, which would be paid to the chosen escort upon receipt of a satisfactory review of the intercourse from the client. A non-partisan judge would be appointed by the trustees of the fund to settle disputes between escorts and clients, and the results would be published in a sub-forum in the Deli.

This has inspired me to consider establishing a foundation to award college scholarships to gay strippers and escorts.  Determining the qualifications and eligibility still needs some more thought

[+ Charlie]

34 minutes ago, Unicorn said:

Wow. That's pretty complicated, Charlie! 😉 Did you work all of that through with an estate attorney? Although I have a good amount going to individual charities, including, as I've mentioned, Feeding America:

https://www.charitynavigator.org/ein/363673599

and the Nature Conservancy, the lion's share will go to two main places, "Chris" (should our relationship survive to my death), and to a scholarship program to help those students who've suffered hardship due to their sexual orientation or gender identity. Hopefully this will prevent the necessity to escort for young men such as "Chris," who got kicked out of his house when he came out to his parents/turned 18, and had to pay for his college education. If I, and our relationship, survive until he turns 55 (around when I turn 86), then he'll get my work pension for the rest of his life. 86 or bust! 

I was inspired by your experience trying to set up financial help for gay students at your university.

[+ Charlie]

15 minutes ago, Vegas_nw1982 said:

This has inspired me to consider establishing a foundation to award college scholarships to gay strippers and escorts.  Determining the qualifications and eligibility still needs some more thought

You should discuss this with Unicorn.

[Rudynate]

5 hours ago, Unicorn said:

Well, $62,500 isn't life-changing, but would hopefully come as a pleasant surprise remembered all of their lives...

That's a down payment on a house in many parts of the country - not life-changing?

[Guest]

14 minutes ago, Rudynate said:

That's a down payment on a house in many parts of the country - not life-changing?

[Luv2play]

It's nice Unicorn showed us the house where he was born. Lol.

[+ Lucky]

I'm thinking of leaving a million dollars to the one escort who pleases me the most. There are currently only a few candidates, so I am available to escorts who think they might qualify.

 

Fine print: Offer contingent on me coming into a million dollars! Male escorts only.

[Guest]

19 minutes ago, Luv2play said:

It's nice Unicorn showed us the house where he was born. Lol.

We should also show yours, my Canadian friend!

[Rudynate]

1 hour ago, Unicorn said:

Ahhh, I was beginning to feel uncomfortable.  I'm so reassured that Unicorn is Unicorn, after all.