+ sync Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 Now you listen here! Because I said so! Do you want your ears boxed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted July 23, 2023 Author Share Posted July 23, 2023 3 hours ago, sync said: Do you want your ears boxed? I suppose answering, "Yes, please, and do you offer gift wrapping?" would not have been appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sync Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 25 minutes ago, samhexum said: I suppose answering, "Yes, please, and do you offer gift wrapping?" would not have been appreciated. Right! It was answers like that which pretty much guaranteed a boxing of the ears. rvwnsd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudynate Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 No ifs ands or buts. This comes to a screeching halt now! rvwnsd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 'Think of the starving people in Africa.' Telling them to send what you didn't eat to them is apparently not the correct answer. + bashful and thomas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 (edited) 54 minutes ago, mike carey said: 'Think of the starving people in Africa.' ... I feel a song coming on Edited July 24, 2023 by Unicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 More modern version will have to be seen on YouTube: https://youtu.be/ZcJjMnHoIBI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJOCK Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Both of my parent's have had their own unique commentary at times. My mother bringing up "Judas" during moments of discomfort or irritation. Dad much the same. I grew up in a household where some curse words were acceptable, "damn" and "hell" were used by them, but "fuck" would never be uttered. Even if I use it today, I'd be reminded I'm not too old to have my mouth washed out with soap. thomas, Lookin, + bashful and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sync Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 "Are you testing me?!?" Lookin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted September 2, 2023 Author Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, ICTJOCK said: "fuck" would never be uttered. Even if I use it today, I'd be reminded I'm not too old to have my mouth washed out with soap. Somebody would probably pay good money to do and/or watch that. ICTJOCK and TorontoDrew 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownguy Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 (edited) Some expressions my father used - 'He drives like a bat out of hell'. Or referring to someone one wasn't to bright. 'He can't tell the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.' Edited September 2, 2023 by chitownguy TorontoDrew, liubit and Lookin 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousByNature Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 "You're such a disappointment that I wish I was born without a uterus!!!" Yes, mom could be mean, but she was also creative... LOL prof, + azdr0710, samhexum and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousByNature Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 4 hours ago, CuriousByNature said: "You're such a disappointment that I wish I was born without a uterus!!!" Yes, mom could be mean, but she was also creative... LOL The irony is that she eventually had to have a hysterectomy later in life.... samhexum and Rod Hagen 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 My favorite: When the horse is dead, get off. TorontoDrew 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormy Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 Well, I’ll be a monkeys uncle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted September 3, 2023 Share Posted September 3, 2023 12 hours ago, chitownguy said: Some expressions my father used - 'He drives like a bat out of hell'. Or referring to someone one wasn't to bright. 'He can't tell the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.' To bright? samhexum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted September 3, 2023 Author Share Posted September 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Stormy said: Well, I’ll be a monkeys uncle Well, the resemblance is uncanny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ The Big Guy Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 On 9/2/2023 at 10:32 AM, chitownguy said: Some expressions my father used - 'He drives like a bat out of hell'. Or referring to someone one wasn't to bright. 'He can't tell the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.' 🤣reminds me my dad used to say ‘he couldn’t find his ass with his finger’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sync Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 "If you spent as much time doing the job as you have trying to get out of doing the job, the job would be done." thomas and + Autumnal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted September 5, 2023 Author Share Posted September 5, 2023 17 minutes ago, sync said: "If you spent as much time doing the job as you have trying to get out of doing the job, the job would be done." The story of my life. thomas and + sync 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 (edited) On 9/2/2023 at 5:54 PM, Stormy said: Well, I’ll be a monkeys uncle Man marries his two pet monkeys in an elaborate ceremony - Mirror Online WWW.MIRROR.CO.UK It could happen, if that man were your brother's son.... Edited September 5, 2023 by Unicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted September 11, 2023 Author Share Posted September 11, 2023 On 9/5/2023 at 2:19 PM, sync said: "If you spent as much time doing the job as you have trying to get out of doing the job, the job would be done." + sync 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sync Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 On 9/5/2023 at 3:17 PM, Unicorn said: Man marries his two pet monkeys in an elaborate ceremony - Mirror Online WWW.MIRROR.CO.UK It could happen, if that man were your brother's son.... I wouldn't mind monkeying around with that young man myself. 😛 thomas, + Charlie and samhexum 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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