Never Have I Ever

[+ Pensant]

Watched an episode of SNL or Seinfeld. I’ve never liked TV and haven’t had a TV for years. Yeah, I know I’m a weird outlier.

[+ MysticMenace]

I had the family over for dinner and the young niece & nephew were playing hide and seek. My niece hid under my bed and I'm pretty sure she saw a dildo.

 

Which you of course explained as... Uncle's fun toy?

[+ poolboy48220]

Which you of course explained as... Uncle's fun toy?

I wasn't sure she saw it, so we left it unspoken.

[+ MysticMenace]

Never have I ever had more than 5 unique dicks in any of my orifices within a 48-hour period.

 

woof. am curious - feel free to DM me for them juicy ? details ?

[+ MysticMenace]

Never have I ever performed a sexual activity in public.

[+ azdr0710]

Remember the rules! We're supposed to 'like' the post if we HAVE done what the poster has NOT done.

[+ MysticMenace]

Remember the rules! We're supposed to 'like' the post if we HAVE done what the poster has NOT done.

 

who's to say that @Vegas_nw1982, @sam.fitzpatrick, @Charlie, and @Hoover42 have not had any sexual activity in public? ? #2021goals

 

but as @azdr0710 reminds us...quoting a snippet of my original post:

Instead of drinking (which you can still do - it is 5p somewhere ), you can like the post if you have done whatever the poster claimed he has never done. It can be about anything...does not have to be sexual (although that could be fun as well).

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

who's to say that @Vegas_nw1982, @sam.fitzpatrick, @Charlie, and @Hoover42 have not had any sexual activity in public? ? #2021goals

 

but as @azdr0710 reminds us...quoting a snippet of my original post:

Oh, I know the rules. I hope you consider these public:

Theme park attractions, cruise ship decks, public beaches, public parks, hiking trails, hotel hot tubs and pools, in a car in a parking lot, and campsites, to name a few

[+ MysticMenace]

Oh, I know the rules. I hope you consider these public:

Theme park attractions, cruise ship decks, public beaches, public parks, hiking trails, hotel hot tubs and pools, and campsites, to name a few

 

yep - those are so public, I was even just thinking like a public restroom. but those are sooo public - those places might not be #2021goals for me but definitely will be in my 40 by 40 bucket list.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

Remember the rules! We're supposed to 'like' the post if we HAVE done what the poster has NOT done.

 

I was going to like this post, but I'm not sure I've doing anything you haven't!

[+ MysticMenace]

Never have I ever cheated on a test.

[+ MysticMenace]

Never have I ever been on a sex sling.

Edited February 8, 2021 by JoeMendoza

[liubit]

Other than my spouse, I have never had sex with a guy older than 35.

Edited February 7, 2021 by liubit

[jtwalker]

I have never fucked or been fucked by a guy bareback.

[+ MysticMenace]

Other than my spouse, I have never had sex with a guy older than 35.

 

I still have a chance! Lol.

[Epigonos]

Never have I smoked pot, snorted coke or used meth

[+ MysticMenace]

Never have I smoked pot, snorted coke or used meth

 

I guess tasted 'pot' from a provider's cum who smoked pot does not count, right? ?‍♂️

[+ azdr0710]

monthly reminder!.....

 

Remember the rules! We're supposed to 'like' the post if we HAVE done what the poster has NOT done.

 

don't "like" the post just because you find it cute or funny!.....you'll be incriminating yourself!!

[+ MysticMenace]

Never have I ever crushed on, turned on by, or fell in love with both a woman and her brother(s).

 

oooh, this sounds juicy, @purplekow!

[Guy Fawkes]

So were they three heavily hung men or four moderately hung men? ???

Never have I ever been gang banged by four or more heavily hung men.

[+ purplekow]

oooh, this sounds juicy, @purplekow!

Was in Jamaica and a woman sat down next to me along with another guy. I was on vacation and intoxicated and I noticed that she had a small tear in the crotch of some very tight lycra like pants. She was sitting with her legs open and her head turned in the other direct talking with the man with whom she came into the bar. I slipped my finger in the hole and when I met nor resistance I kept it there slowly moving it about. The man did to notice and he left for a minute (bathroom break?) and she turned to me and we started making out heavily. We went to the dance floor and when her friend returned, he looked at us and left as we were grinding away on the dance floor. You know the kind of grinding that people usually yell "get a room" when they see it. I then went to ask her to come to my room and that it was when I discovered she did not speak English. We both spoke very poor French but so the invitation was offered to go back and get high. She asked if her brother could join us. The fellow with her was not her brother but another Aryan looking fellow was. We went back to my room and smoke some Jamaican weed I had purchase, which is another bizarre tale involving a cab ride to the mountain, two large Jamacian women in negligees and a goat and an expensive wrist watch, but I do not have time to recall that whole story. Anyway, the three of use got quite high and her brother fell asleep and she and I started with making out and moved right on to fucking. There were some grunts which were not mine and did not seem to be hers and I looked over to see her brother with pants down and dick in hand. I did not see any reason to stop nor any reason to stop him and so I continued to fuck the sister. The brother came over and began rubbing his dick on my ass and eventually spewed onto me and then went back to the other bed. I finished. She finished. She then gave me kiss and spoke to her brother. He put on his pants and they both gave me a kiss and they left. The next day I saw them at lunch time at a hotel restaurant and they were with two older people (parents?) and they looked over, laughed but did not otherwise acknowledge me.

I returned to the club that night and though they were there and there was some touch feely things done, we did not have a second encounter of the third kind.

Just to be clear, this was so out of character for me. The weed, the bold fingering, the animalistic fucking with someone watching and it was the first time a man came on me. I had gone on this vacation with the express intent to stretch my limits and I stretched them so far they almost broke.

I did learn that her name was Helga, she worked in a public auditorium in Switzerland and that he was a college student and they were on a trip with their extended family.

That particular vacation was also notable for an encounter with a couple who picked me up while I was walking down the street. Americans who were renovating an hotel. The wife tried unsuccessfully to seduce me after her husband had left the room and as I was hastily leaving, I found him peering in through a slightly ajar door.

By the way, I was 28, and athletically built at 5 9 and 185. And I do have the pictures to prove that last part.

[+ MysticMenace]

This one is dedicated to @purplekow:

Never have I ever smoked Jamaican weed I had purchased that involved a cab ride to the mountain, women in negligees and a goat.

[+ azdr0710]

Was in Jamaica and a woman sat down next to me along with another guy. I was on vacation and intoxicated and I noticed that she had a small tear in the crotch of some very tight lycra like pants. She was sitting with her legs open and her head turned in the other direct talking with the man with whom she came into the bar. I slipped my finger in the hole and when I met nor resistance I kept it there slowly moving it about. The man did to notice and he left for a minute (bathroom break?) and she turned to me and we started making out heavily. We went to the dance floor and when her friend returned, he looked at us and left as we were grinding away on the dance floor. You know the kind of grinding that people usually yell "get a room" when they see it. I then went to ask her to come to my room and that it was when I discovered she did not speak English. We both spoke very poor French but so the invitation was offered to go back and get high. She asked if her brother could join us. The fellow with her was not her brother but another Aryan looking fellow was. We went back to my room and smoke some Jamaican weed I had purchase, which is another bizarre tale involving a cab ride to the mountain, two large Jamacian women in negligees and a goat and an expensive wrist watch, but I do not have time to recall that whole story. Anyway, the three of use got quite high and her brother fell asleep and she and I started with making out and moved right on to fucking. There were some grunts which were not mine and did not seem to be hers and I looked over to see her brother with pants down and dick in hand. I did not see any reason to stop nor any reason to stop him and so I continued to fuck the sister. The brother came over and began rubbing his dick on my ass and eventually spewed onto me and then went back to the other bed. I finished. She finished. She then gave me kiss and spoke to her brother. He put on his pants and they both gave me a kiss and they left. The next day I saw them at lunch time at a hotel restaurant and they were with two older people (parents?) and they looked over, laughed but did not otherwise acknowledge me.

I returned to the club that night and though they were there and there was some touch feely things done, we did not have a second encounter of the third kind.

Just to be clear, this was so out of character for me. The weed, the bold fingering, the animalistic fucking with someone watching and it was the first time a man came on me. I had gone on this vacation with the express intent to stretch my limits and I stretched them so far they almost broke.

I did learn that her name was Helga, she worked in a public auditorium in Switzerland and that he was a college student and they were on a trip with their extended family.

That particular vacation was also notable for an encounter with a couple who picked me up while I was walking down the street. Americans who were renovating an hotel. The wife tried unsuccessfully to seduce me after her husband had left the room and as I was hastily leaving, I found him peering in through a slightly ajar door.

By the way, I was 28, and athletically built at 5 9 and 185. And I do have the pictures to prove that last part.

 

 

by only the third line of this long tale, you're already diddling her.......

 

[+ MysticMenace]

by only the third line of this long tale, you're already diddling her.......

 

 

getting fingered aint really my vibe, but maybe I should start going to resort bars with pants that have convenient holes for easy poking access.

[+ MysticMenace]

Never have I ever been attracted to guy's wenis.

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