samhexum Posted June 30, 2023 Author Posted June 30, 2023 (edited) Queens lawmaker injured at ribbon-cutting of Louis Armstrong Center in his district His mother warned him about running with scissors... Roll up! Legal cannabis dispensary in Jamaica using former police car to deliver weed I think they should go all out and have their drivers wear faux uniforms. Edited June 30, 2023 by samhexum for shits and giggles
samhexum Posted July 2, 2023 Author Posted July 2, 2023 (edited) Shania Twain trips and falls while singing ‘Don’t Be Stupid’ during Chicago concert Maybe she should change the lyrics to Don't Be Clumsy. I've always said, when it comes to country music, I don't know shit from Shania. Cattle truck rear-ends burrito truck, spewing frozen wraps across Nebraska highway Think of all the methane that won't be released into the atmosphere as a result of this crash! Couple sues NYC hotel after being robbed by armed men they thought were delivering Uber Eats Given the cost of ordering from Uber Eats, they may have come out ahead of the game. Edited July 2, 2023 by samhexum because he's bored as hell
+ jeezopete Posted July 4, 2023 Posted July 4, 2023 Man steals forklift at Lowe’s, runs over 73-year-old outside Home Depot, cops say Man steals forklift at Lowe’s, runs over 73-year-old outside Home Depot, cops say WWW.YAHOO.COM The man has been charged with murder, among other charges, Maryland officials said.
56harrisond Posted July 5, 2023 Posted July 5, 2023 AFL, police investigating nude photo leak of ‘more than 45 players’ https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/afl-police-investigating-nude-photo-leak-of-more-than-45-players/news-story/85be2a794b73f8e6e40489550f377951
samhexum Posted July 5, 2023 Author Posted July 5, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, 56harrisond said: AFL, police investigating nude photo leak of ‘more than 45 players’ I won't believe this story until I see evidence. HARD evidence. How to survive being attacked by bears, sharks, alligators and more All at once? It's the 'and more' part that really scares me. Dialysis patient dies during sex in car with his nurse — who failed to call for an ambulance Maybe she was pissed because he died before she got off. Understandable... Bill de Blasio, wife are separating to date other people — without moving out or divorcing Budget-conscious uncoupling? Edited July 5, 2023 by samhexum for shits and giggles
+ jeezopete Posted July 6, 2023 Posted July 6, 2023 I don't know who's in charge of their marketing, and I can see why "there were some supporters of the sign who found the joke funny," but it wouldn't entice me. Subway faces backlash over ‘distasteful’ sign referencing Titan implosion Subway faces backlash over ‘distasteful’ sign referencing Titan implosion WWW.YAHOO.COM A Subway restaurant in Rincon, Georgia posted a sign that read, "Our subs don't implode," jokingly referencing the Titan submersible disaster, sparking backlash. + nycman 1
Guest Posted July 8, 2023 Posted July 8, 2023 "Police investigating the shocking incident last Thursday at Don Mueang International Airport in which a 57-year-old woman lost the bottom half of her left leg on an automatic walkway...The woman’s leg became stuck with a moving walkway escalator, resulting in her losing the bottom half of her limb below the knee as medical responders and hospital doctors reacted to her condition..." Police seek CCTV tape of escalator accident - Thai Examiner WWW.THAIEXAMINER.COM Police investigating freak accident at Don Mueang Airport in which a 57 year old woman lost half of her left leg want to see it on video. 😲 Female tourist loses her leg after getting caught in moving walkway at Bangkok airport | Daily Mail Online WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: The tourist was at Don Mueang International Airport when she tripped over her suitcase and got stuck on the travelator, which ripped... "A female tourist has had her leg amputated after getting it caught in a moving walkway at Bangkok airport. The 57-year-old Thai passenger was due to board a flight from Bangkok's Don Mueang Airport to the southern Nakhon Si Thammarat province this morning in the airport's Terminal 2. But in a freak accident, she tripped over her pink suitcase before her left leg was dragged into the mechanism at the end of the travelator...".
Guest Posted July 10, 2023 Posted July 10, 2023 Multiple people have died after attempting 'boat jumping' challenge on TikTok WWW.TODAY.COM At least four people in Alabama have died after jumping off of moving boats in the past six months, officials said. "...Capt. Jim Dennis of the Childersburg Rescue Squad told NBC News the four people died in the state over the past six months after jumping out of boats. "The four that we responded to when they jumped out of the boat, they literally broke their neck and, you know, basically an instant death," Dennis said. The TikTok stunt is not new, with videos posted of people jumping out of moving boats since 2020, but more people are trying the challenge as they're out on the water during the summer months....". 😲
CuriousByNature Posted July 10, 2023 Posted July 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Unicorn said: Multiple people have died after attempting 'boat jumping' challenge on TikTok WWW.TODAY.COM At least four people in Alabama have died after jumping off of moving boats in the past six months, officials said. "...Capt. Jim Dennis of the Childersburg Rescue Squad told NBC News the four people died in the state over the past six months after jumping out of boats. "The four that we responded to when they jumped out of the boat, they literally broke their neck and, you know, basically an instant death," Dennis said. The TikTok stunt is not new, with videos posted of people jumping out of moving boats since 2020, but more people are trying the challenge as they're out on the water during the summer months....". 😲 Natural selection at work + azdr0710, wsc and + nycman 2 1
mike carey Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 8 hours ago, CuriousByNature said: Natural selection at work Indeed, 'Welcome to this year's Darwin Awards, and our first contestant is ...'
+ jeezopete Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 Florida Japanese Steak House Closing After Meth Found In Soy Sauce Florida Japanese steak house closing after meth found in soy sauce WWW.WFLA.COM A Japanese steak house in Pace has announced they are closing just weeks after an investigation by the Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office found that some of the soy sauce... samhexum 1
Guest Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 Well, what would one expect from a place called Rolling Hills Estates? Residents evacuated as homes slide down Los Angeles County hillside following 'significant land movement' | CNN WWW.CNN.COM A dozen homes have been evacuated in Rolling Hills Estates, California, after the ground shifted, causing extensive damage, city and Los Angeles County officials...
+ jeezopete Posted July 12, 2023 Posted July 12, 2023 (Unfortunately, the video link in the article doesn't work 😒) Video Shows Nude Man Shocking Vegas Casino Patrons, Cops Say Suspect ‘Flaunted His Genitals’ Video Shows Nude Man Shocking Vegas Casino Patrons, Cops Say Suspect ‘Flaunted His Genitals’ WWW.YAHOO.COM At one point, the suspect climbed onto a poker table and lifted his legs. Of course, the man was ultimately arrested.
Guest Posted July 12, 2023 Posted July 12, 2023 (edited) 13 hours ago, Unicorn said: Well, what would one expect from a place called Rolling Hills Estates? Residents evacuated as homes slide down Los Angeles County hillside following 'significant land movement' | CNN WWW.CNN.COM A dozen homes have been evacuated in Rolling Hills Estates, California, after the ground shifted, causing extensive damage, city and Los Angeles County officials... On the bright side, the county tax assessor said he wasn't going to try to collect property taxes on these properties. Generous, considering there's no property left to tax... Landslide tears apart luxury homes on Southern California’s Palos Verdes Peninsula KTLA.COM ROLLING HILLS ESTATES, Calif. (AP) — A landslide tore apart luxury homes on Southern California’s Palos Verdes Peninsula on Monday, leaving a confused jumble of... "...“We won’t know until a geologist and a soil expert really does a post-op on this and tells us what happened,” Hahn said. “But because of that fissure, the initial thinking is that it was because of the heavy rains that we had last year and all that underground water has caused this. But we don’t know.” Hahn said many of the displaced residents were unsure whether they were insured for such loss, including one who moved in two months ago after escrow closed. The county assessor was to meet with the residents to tell them they could apply for property tax waivers..." Edited July 12, 2023 by Unicorn
samhexum Posted July 13, 2023 Author Posted July 13, 2023 (edited) 18 hours ago, jeezopete said: Video Shows Nude Man Shocking Vegas Casino Patrons, Suspect ‘Flaunted His Genitals’ LI man charged in naked Las Vegas rampage was drugged, family claims On 7/10/2023 at 2:50 PM, Unicorn said: At least four people in Alabama have died after jumping off of moving boats in the past six months, officials said. Alabama official walks back claim that 4 locals died doing dangerous 'boat-jumping' TikTok trend: report Jim Dennis of Childersburg Rescue Squad in Alabama claimed a deadly TikTok trend killed four people — and then walked back his remarks days later, alleging that his statements were... Edited July 13, 2023 by samhexum because he's bored as hell
samhexum Posted July 13, 2023 Author Posted July 13, 2023 Doctors reattach boy's head after car accident thanks to 'amazing' surgery I was working in the lab late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sightFor my monster from his slab began to riseAnd suddenly to my surprise He did the Monster Mash...
Guest Posted July 13, 2023 Posted July 13, 2023 (edited) 14 minutes ago, samhexum said: Doctors reattach boy's head after car accident thanks to 'amazing' surgery Apparently not the first time it's happened. Not quite as dramatic as the headline makes it sound... Survivor of a traumatic atlanto-occipital dislocation - ScienceDirect WWW.SCIENCEDIRECT.COM Atlanto-occipital dislocation is a devastating ligamentous injury that most often turns fatal. However, because of on-site resuscitation improvements,… Edited July 13, 2023 by Unicorn
samhexum Posted July 15, 2023 Author Posted July 15, 2023 Joe Jonas needed 'lots of therapy' after pooping in his white pants on stage For his sake, I just hope it wasn't after Labor Day, because you should never poop your white pants after Labor Day!
Guest Posted July 15, 2023 Posted July 15, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, samhexum said: Joe Jonas needed 'lots of therapy' after pooping in his white pants on stage For his sake, I just hope it wasn't after Labor Day, because you should never poop your white pants after Labor Day! I feel a song coming on... Edited July 15, 2023 by Unicorn
samhexum Posted July 16, 2023 Author Posted July 16, 2023 Landscaper fatally runs over homeless woman sleeping in California park with lawnmower I know people in California are into some really freaky stuff, but why was she sleeping with a lawnmower? wsc 1
Guest Posted July 16, 2023 Posted July 16, 2023 (edited) 10 hours ago, samhexum said: Landscaper fatally runs over homeless woman sleeping in California park with lawnmower I know people in California are into some really freaky stuff, but why was she sleeping with a lawnmower? In case members want to read the original article (taken up by that New York Post headline 2 days later): https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/article277265433.html "A woman was killed Saturday afternoon when a landscaping crew mowed over her in Beard Brook Park... During the Modesto City Council meeting Tuesday evening, Dez Martinez with the homeless advocacy group We Are Not Invisible spoke during the public comment section about the incident. She addressed council members and city staff on behalf of Chavez’s father. She said the victim, who was unhoused, was asleep on the grass when she was hit by the lawn mower... This is the second fatality in the city in recent years involving a crew cleaning up an area and inadvertently killing a homeless person. In August 2018, 32-year-old Shannon Bigley was crushed to death by heavy machinery operated by a Caltrans employee. Crews had been cleaning up a homeless encampment along Highway 99 south of Kansas Avenue in central Modesto when a front-loader operator dropped the bucket onto what he thought was a pile of trash. But Bigley was inside sleeping and was killed..." Not invisible, but not visible enough, it seems. 😥 I don't know if the lawnmower and heavy machinery were really quiet. One might expect the racket to wake most people up. Edited July 16, 2023 by Unicorn
samhexum Posted July 17, 2023 Author Posted July 17, 2023 Rock the boat Climate activists blast paint on Walmart heiress' $300 million yacht in Ibiza The Futuro Vegetal group said two members used fire extinguishers filled with red and black paint to deface the “Kaos” superyacht. @Unicorn feels a song coming on... + bashful 1
samhexum Posted July 18, 2023 Author Posted July 18, 2023 Ukrainian women flash helicopter fighter pilots to boost morale you know, people complain that there are no fresh ideas in gay porn. Well, I have one...
samhexum Posted July 18, 2023 Author Posted July 18, 2023 Battle of the bulge Hamptons men flock to docs for penis injections in hopes of beefing up for summer “There’s definitely penis envy out in the Hamptons,” quipped urologist Dr. David Shusterman, founder of NY Urology. I think we can safely say that this year's Pulitzer Prize for journalism has been locked up!
samhexum Posted July 19, 2023 Author Posted July 19, 2023 Midtown miracle Two NYC cops help mom deliver baby boy near Lincoln Tunnel entrance Port Authority Police officers Timothy Jozefczyk and Evan Butt helped deliver a baby boy during a morning rush hour. How many people can say they were delivered by a butt? A fairly cute butt, I might add... Officer Evan Butt, who has now assisted with five deliveries, later arrived to help with clamping the umbilical cord.
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