+ sync Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 29 minutes ago, samhexum said: Oral sex sends Florida man crashing into FedEx truck It was a head-on collision — literally. A distracted Florida man receiving oral sex smashed directly into a FedEx truck in Ft. Lauderdale Thursday night, injuring his groin. The unidentified man and his female companion were both found partially naked after the collision... https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/oral-sex-sends-florida-man-crashing-into-fedex-truck/ Beyond the misfortune of the crash, the article states "However, the SUV driver’s penis was “nearly bitten off,” according to the Daily Mail — presumably because the impact caused his companion to bite down," adding a tragic dimension to "toothy blowjob." samhexum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted June 7, 2022 Author Share Posted June 7, 2022 Queen teases unreleased song with Freddie Mercury Jeez, she's really going all out for her silver jubilee, ain't she? I have to admit, this might even be bigger news than ABBA releasing a new album after 40 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ nycman Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 6 hours ago, samhexum said: Jeez, she's really going all out for her silver jubilee, ain't she? Minor technical point….this is her “Platinum Jubilee"….70 years. samhexum and mike carey 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 Geico ordered to pay $5.2M to woman who got HPV in a car https://www.autoblog.com/2022/06/08/insurance-company-payout-hpv-car-sex/ samhexum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted July 16, 2022 Author Share Posted July 16, 2022 I'm a manners expert — here's how to tell guests to go home politely Get the fuck out, s'il vous plait? Luv2play 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted July 20, 2022 Author Share Posted July 20, 2022 Naked son of ex-judge jumps to his death from co-op after killing mom So I guess you could say he flew the co[-]op... BTW, not a bad-looking guy. His sister looks exactly like him. Luv2play 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ WilliamM Posted July 20, 2022 Share Posted July 20, 2022 11 hours ago, samhexum said: Naked son of ex-judge jumps to his death from co-op after killing mom So I guess you could say he flew the co[-]op... BTW, not a bad-looking guy. His sister looks exactly like him. He murdered his mother who is in the far right in the photo. According to the New York post, other residents were shocked because no history of problems within the family., Until the murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted August 6, 2022 Author Share Posted August 6, 2022 Dad invents flamethrower for kids to play with at home: ‘Best toy ever’ The DIY device might look diabolical, but the burst of flame is a harmless blaze of flame-colored silk. Can't post pics because there are kids in them, but: https://nypost.com/2022/08/05/dad-invents-flamethrower-for-kids-to-play-with-at-home/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted September 20, 2022 Author Share Posted September 20, 2022 Beyond Meat COO accused of biting man’s nose outside Arkansas football stadium The man obviously had a craving for real meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted September 23, 2022 Author Share Posted September 23, 2022 How I went from sleeping with 300 men in an adult film to becoming a pro wrestling icon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted September 24, 2022 Author Share Posted September 24, 2022 PETA calls for women to go on sex strike against men who eat meat Well, DUH! What woman doesn't prefer a man who likes fish? Luv2play, + nycman and + sync 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted September 25, 2022 Author Share Posted September 25, 2022 Pfizer CEO tests positive for COVID for a second time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted October 10, 2022 Author Share Posted October 10, 2022 California cop pulls over driver for speeding with 8,000-pound potato Indy Lights motorsport driver Sting Ray Robb, 21, peeled through the fan village of the Firestone Grand Prix of Monterey lugging the mammoth faux potato, which measured 72 feet long and 13 feet high, the Idaho Statesman reported. A video posted on Twitter shows a bemused Robb holding up the tater ticket which cited him for driving a vehicle that was 12,000 pounds overweight, and for going 63 mph in a 55 mph zone. The vegetable has been deemed a traveling ambassador for the state, which produces nearly one-third of all potatoes grown in the US. If real, the 4-ton potato – the equivalent of 1,562 regular-sized potatoes– would produce 20,217 servings of mashed potatoes or 1 million average-sized french fries, according to the Idaho Potato Commission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted October 22, 2022 Author Share Posted October 22, 2022 NBA star's custom-built home with $250K veggie garden asks $8.9M Jeez, it would cost only a little more to get your veggies at Whole Foods, with none of the weeding, watering, and fertilizing necessary. pubic_assistance and Njguy2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luv2play Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 On 10/10/2022 at 5:25 PM, samhexum said: California cop pulls over driver for speeding with 8,000-pound potato Indy Lights motorsport driver Sting Ray Robb, 21, peeled through the fan village of the Firestone Grand Prix of Monterey lugging the mammoth faux potato, which measured 72 feet long and 13 feet high, the Idaho Statesman reported. A video posted on Twitter shows a bemused Robb holding up the tater ticket which cited him for driving a vehicle that was 12,000 pounds overweight, and for going 63 mph in a 55 mph zone. The vegetable has been deemed a traveling ambassador for the state, which produces nearly one-third of all potatoes grown in the US. If real, the 4-ton potato – the equivalent of 1,562 regular-sized potatoes– would produce 20,217 servings of mashed potatoes or 1 million average-sized french fries, according to the Idaho Potato Commission. That works out to 50 french fries per serving of mashed potato. That seems about right when you consider how many fries accompany the main course in most restaurants. I can only get through about 15 the odd time I order them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted October 24, 2022 Author Share Posted October 24, 2022 Oh, those violent Aussies! 2 men charged for blinding e-scooter rider with projectile potato Two young men accused of firing potatoes at e-scooter riders, which left one person blind in one eye, have faced court. Trent Phillip Green, 19, and Brandon John Nutu Micicoi, 20, are both charged with a string of offenses, including causing grievous bodily harm, over the alleged attack near Mettams Pool in Trigg, in Perth’s north, about 9.30 a.m. on May 20. Potatoes were allegedly fired or thrown at people from a passing car on West Coast Drive. A 28-year-old man suffered a fractured arm and facial injuries which required surgery to remove his eye, police said. When I was a young'n, a friend of mine got hit in the nose with a thrown potato. I don't remember the circumstances, but he was called 'Mr. Potato Nose' for awhile after that. Green and Micicoi briefly appeared in Perth Magistrates Court on Friday but did not enter a plea. They were arrested this week after a police investigation which included a public appeal for information. Inspector Brett Baddock said this week that police would allege the “dangerous act” was planned but not targeted at any one individual. “It would appear those involved thought it would be fun to use potatoes as projectiles aimed at people minding their own business and enjoying our coastal strip,” he said. “This so-called fun has ended in tragedy, with the victim losing one eye.” In addition to the grievous bodily harm charge, Mr. Green is facing one count of acts likely to endanger the life, health or safety of any person, as well as one count of possessing a prohibited weapon. Micicoi has also been charged with one count of acts likely to endanger the life, health or safety of any person, as well as three counts of common assault. The matter was adjourned until November 17. Thank God I live in NYC, not that lawless dystopian society down under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 https://apnews.com/article/snakes-florida-wildlife-climate-and-environment-2b7d0b3ee0d4145fea92db9554957655 Florida teen captures 28 Burmese pythons, gets top prize + sync and samhexum 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted November 9, 2022 Author Share Posted November 9, 2022 On 10/13/2018 at 4:06 PM, samhexum said: Man run over by lawn mower while trying to kill son with chainsaw In other chainsaw-related news... Arizona man suspected of killing roommate pawns chainsaw covered in human flesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted November 13, 2022 Author Share Posted November 13, 2022 On 1/28/2021 at 5:06 AM, samhexum said: North Carolina man hits 2 deer with car, $2 million lotto in same day I wonder why I never read any follow up story about 2 deer suing a North Carolina man for $1 million each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted November 14, 2022 Author Share Posted November 14, 2022 Pack of 10 poodles attacks California beachgoer and her elderly corgi service dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted November 14, 2022 Author Share Posted November 14, 2022 Man gets jump-rope stuck in bladder after shoving it into his penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted November 16, 2022 Author Share Posted November 16, 2022 Ariana Grande’s brother Frankie, 39, viciously mugged in NYC by 13-year-old https://nypost.com/2022/11/15/frankie-grande-viciously-mugged-in-manhattan/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted November 23, 2022 Author Share Posted November 23, 2022 Ex-Texas HS football coach accused of wrongly touching, spanking students So what is the right way to do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted December 3, 2022 Author Share Posted December 3, 2022 Box truck tumbles off California highway onto separate crash scene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted December 3, 2022 Author Share Posted December 3, 2022 Florida man busted after trying to steal from Walmart during 'shop with a cop' event Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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