CMail01

I bet you had an issue with “retained”. That is seemingly a formal word for “hired” in this situation (but I loved it). “I retained the services of the dashingly non-wolf-like Teenwolf at my flat in the west end of Chesheshire, 116 Padwick to be precise…”

Sarah Paulson, and Sarah Paulson.  😆

I agree a bit. He should just say “I don’t discriminate against ANYONE” to show he’s not one of those assholes who dares to write “no Asians”.

Good God that sounds like so much work and so very time consuming. The 747 airport bus only goes to Lionel-Grouix? What's up with that? So returning to the airport we have to also take the metro to Lionel-Grouix to catch the 747 airport bus? What about all of us who aren't fortunate enough to have a NEXUS pass? And then the Quebec vaccination passports... Man, I was looking forward to spend a week in Montreal around Halloween but perhaps I will wait until next May 2022. Looks like so many things could go wrong at any moment on so many levels. Glad you had a good time with no hiccups. All of us are eager to hear about your adventures after 2 years...

Just don’t get some of these guys. 

Please, they can’t even get a simple vote on "how to measure penis length correctly"
or "what exactly do the terms top, bottom, and verse mean?"  You think they’re
ever gonna get around to defining such vague things as "sensual" versus "erotic"?
You’re dreaming. 

Just ask. 
I charge by the inch. If you pay for 7 inches then you get the 8th inch free. 

And by "W administration"…he means the "Woodrow Wilson administration".

Mmm, a masseur making demands gives one such warm, comforting assurance.

Mmm, a masseur making demands gives one such warm, comforting assurance.

love this. that fucking recliner is genius and Cade takes full advantage. going furniture shopping this weekend ?

As everyone has a different take on Hygiene, I’ll be more specific:
 
Showering:
Shower RIGHT before your massage.
Wash your hair.
Wash your face (if you have any facial hair, pay extra attention to your beard and moustache, as food particles, sauces, and daily grime and gunk can get trapped in there)
Wash your body:
Scrub your:
Neck, shoulders, in (and behind) your ears, your arms, arm pits, back, chest, stomach, inside your navel, the front and back of your legs, both sides of your hands, in between your hands, under your fingernails too.
Get the tops, bottoms of your feet and scrub between your toes too.
Then pay close attention to the GOODS.
Wash your entire dick. The head and shaft, and if you’re uncut, pull that skin back, and soap up under that hood too. Wash your balls, your taint, and then scrub your entire ass.... your butt cheeks and your ass HOLE, get all up in there too. Once you’re squeaky clean, soap up and do it all over again.....
 
Then thoroughly dry off and moisturize.
 
Grooming:
Make sure your finger nails and toe nails are trimmed.
 
Trim your nose hairs and make sure no huge boogers are in there and that no boogers are dangling by when you breathe.
 
Oral Hygiene:
Brush your teeth (thoroughly)
Brush your tongue (thoroughly)
Floss (a piece of trapped food could cause your entire mouth to smell, even if you thoroughly brush) if flossing causes gum sensitivity, this can be remedied by getting a thicker/wavier floss and by flowing more frequently (this builds up the strength in my gums).
Use mouth wash.
And pop a mint in your mouth once you’re done and are on your way to your massage.
 
Check those ears and get rid of any wax.
 
You’re officially squeaky clean and are ready for a massage whose mileage may vary ?
 
 
Hygiene no no’s before a massage:
 
Skimping on the showering: “Wash ups”, and “bird baths”, just don’t cover it. You need a full shower from head to toe.
 
Not washing that butthole:
A lot of guys believe that letting soapy water run down their butts is sufficient for washing their asses. This is a no no. Spread those checks and wash that crack.
 
Assuming that your daily shower has you “covered”:
Even if it’s a sedentary desk job, your morning shower does not leave you sufficiently clean enough for an evening massage. While you’ve been enjoying your day, you’ve been pissing, crapping, and incubating in your sweat, oils and juices in your clothes all day. The masseur will smell things that you can’t.
 
 
If masseurs had a forum where they’d give their top pet peeves, hygiene would be on the top of the list.
 
Trust me on that.

Remember to not confuse surrogacy for the real thing. I think of providers essentially as straight men who aren't capable of reciprocating feelings and it makes it easier for me to not develop anything. I also have breaks in between where I look for another provider for the next 3 times I'm looking, it definitely helps to change the romantic goggles.

And just want to second what @Bluefin said. When you interact with someone else in an intimate setting it is easy to get drawn into the feelings that will invariably come with that type of a connection. It has happened to all of us I am sure at some point.

And do you know if the masseur has a boyfriend or husband? A lot of guys are in relationships and that could be why he is declining your invitations to go out “off the clock.”
 
That being said, it seems like this is totally a one-way street. You have been very generous with him but he is keeping it all business. You have to decide if your emotional health will suffer if you continue seeing him given your strong feelings. If so you need to move on. Trust me, there are masseurs out there who would appreciate having such a committed and generous client as you have been with this masseur.

I thought you were headed toward a “wait for them to ask because it might be an entrapment” scenario. Anyway, afterward I simply put money on something (table, etc) that is in their line of site and never discuss it.

ha!.....took me about five seconds to realize you're talking about the subforums here......and not some massage place in LA where you can also get a reuben on rye to go

You'd think he would put up a couple more pictures that would speak to his $180/hour allure.

I think there needs to be one caveat here more explicit than”ymmv”: if you look like most of the guys in the Hottest Massage Videos chat, odds are you’re getting more.

I’d rather spend my money on an IPad Pro & beat off to his videos.

As a client I make clear when booking that I’d like us both to be nude and leave it up to the provider to choose when he disrobes. The guys in my regular rotation range from shorts and tee that slowly come off during the massage to answering the door in a towel fresh from the shower. All are good since variety is the spice of life

I answer the door in shorts and t shirt because there could be someone else at the door or I meet someone on the stairs. Then, once inside my studio I remove my top.
 
I give my client the choice of me starting naked or removing my shorts (or whatever I’m wearing...some guys ask me to wear a jock or backless pants or cycling shorts) during the massage. I always end up naked by the end of the massage so that they can touch me or suck me (or more) if they want to.
 
A lot of my clients like to feel my cock through the shorts and enjoy not knowing when or if they’ll come off. I’m extremely hung so it sometimes sticks out of the side or bottom of the shorts and they like to feel it as I massage them.
 
There are a lot of dynamics going on with massage that can be used to heighten the sexual tension for the client. Being part undressed is just one of them.

Don’t do it. I think y’all will understand this: with him you get these thoughts “Whyyyyy did I pick him? Whyyyyy am I here? WHYYYYYYY?!” Zero skills. Arrogant as hell.

This is actually very sweet and stops me from making the joke, “8. When he shoved his tongue...”. 1-7 are great, I agree. One for me is when he gently blew air at particular times.

This is actually very sweet and stops me from making the joke, “8. When he shoved his tongue...”. 1-7 are great, I agree. One for me is when he gently blew air at particular times.