Sean in West L.A.

[RubMyThighs]

This guy and I chatted on Grindr. Turns out he’s a masseur. Gave me the hard sell, which is a bit of a turn-off. Can’t tell if his aggressive description of his healing abilities reflects his actual skills or his delusion. I fear the latter.

That said, I’m in no rush. Not hiring masseurs these days and only indulging in distanced outdoor jerkoffs off Grindr.

 

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/318/

[Guest]

RMT, go with your instincts. I think you have a good read.

[Champagne_papi]

The ad says that only “30 min” sessions available, seems kinda sketchy. I’ll pass on this.

[Wanderoz]

Sounds like a wanker, in all senses.

[Antonio1981]

I’ve seen him a couple of years ago. Claimed to be a masseur with elite athletes, etc. The massage was terrible. Literally used his bed and body lotion. The massage was 30 minutes me way overpriced. He called the next day and a few times afterward to follow up, trying to sound like a sports physician. I would recommend you pass on him.

[big dale]

This is 2021, if his pics look like that say "no booboo" and walk away. There's no reason for it.

[CMail01]

Don’t do it. I think y’all will understand this: with him you get these thoughts “Whyyyyy did I pick him? Whyyyyy am I here? WHYYYYYYY?!” Zero skills. Arrogant as hell.

[Lohengrin1979]

Agreed. He’s been around for ages and was mediocre a decade ago. Sad to see he hasn’t improved.

[RubMyThighs]

It’s always helpful to have confirmation of one’s instincts. Thank you.

[JD87]

Did anyone catch that he’s posing with a fluffy mascot in the second photo????

[+ aeikaryoko]

Did anyone catch that he’s posing with a fluffy mascot in the second photo????

Looks like Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh. ?