nycman

"Your money’s on the dresser, Chocolate."

Stop, I see the problem.

I have no problem with your policy. I just ask that you make it clear from the start, so that clients who disagree can politely take their business elsewhere. Nothing worse than being surprised on arrival with "money up front”.

He looks adorable. Almost worth traveling to California….now I just gotta figure out where the fuck San Jose is.

More like….horny stupid straight guys with too much cash and not enough pussy. Sometimes, I almost feel sorry for them. It’s just funny to me when a straight strip club tries to translate that into gay dollars. They never seem to understand the exchange rate.

Gotta love "Stripper Math". That and overpriced pretentious stripper champagne! Cristal Rose $1,400?….lmao.

Back before the pandemic, I was on a flight home from Miami in First Class sitting next to a visibly intoxicated man. He was on his phone as we were boarding bitching like mad that they had denied him boarding on 3 previous flights because he was “too intoxicated". He was screaming and slurring into his cell phone causing a huge scene. At the same time, he’s aggressively flagging down the flight attendant ordering drink after drink. He managed to get 3 full drinks down before we even taxied for take off. The crew just kept on serving him. Then it dawned on me. They were getting him so plastered that he passed out and slept the entire way home. It was an incredibly dangerous and foolish gambit, but it worked. He was out cold 6 drinks and 10 minutes into the flight. He didn’t move a muscle for the next 3 hours. In fact, we all deplaned and he was still unconscious. I was slightly terrified for the first 30 minutes, but I guess there’s more than one way to skin a cat.

It’s not my favorite Greek Isle. In fact, it wouldn’t even make my top 10. It’s cute, not stunning, crazy expensive, and overrun with pretentious Eurotrash. I was never into the “beach as gay disco", so Mykonos was never really my scene. No other Greek isle is nearly as "gay". But then again it’s Greece, none of it is really "straight".

Escorting is a free market economy at it’s best. The rate is whatever you’re willing to pay and whatever he’s willing to accept. If those two numbers overlap, you’ve got a deal. But just like all business deals, if either side feels like it’s being taken advantage of, it’s not a good deal and it’s not going to be a good relationship.

LMAO. Now there’s a term I never thought I’d hear. I remember when “downtown Alpharetta" was a Dairy Queen and a secondhand thrift store….

As a chronic window shopper, I’m glad most escorts don’t reach out. Also, my process for whittling down my prospective hiring list when I travel involves lots of OCD like opening and closing of ads pages for potential hires. It’s odd but for me it’s part of the fun. I’d feel awkward if my ridiculous activity drew an escort’s attention, and I’d be self conscious about looking at his ad in the future. Just thought escorts might want to hear the view from the other side as well.

Oh, those Turks!… Although this is obviously a little "over done" for YouTube, I can attest that similar treatment is not uncommon in Turkey. If fact, I wouldn’t dream of visiting Turkey without facial hair. Visiting a Turkish barber is a highlight of any trip there. Some of the most sensual / non-sexual things I’ve ever had done to me, have occurred in broad daylight in a Turkish barber chair. For the record, Moroccan barbers are a close second.

I can name that escort in 5 strokes.

I generally just state what my experience was with the provider, good, bad, or mediocre. I don’t think it’s my job to defend, promote, or slam anyone here. I recognize that deferent people have different experiences. Hell, even I’ve had vastly different experiences with the same escort just one month apart. And sometimes great escorts just have a bad day. It happens.

For the record, I’ve taken many, many cruises….and I count myself among the unwashed masses.

I’d say the same thing about cruising in general. Although I’ve enjoyed it somewhat in the past, you’d be hard pressed to get me on a boat today. The early days of the pandemic really highlighted what a floating cesspool of infectious waste these ships really are. The spread of infection, and their inability to contain it was astounding. I never really enjoyed life-at-sea and the days in port were even worse. I’d never spend a night on a boat docked at the Westside Piers or in Red Hook and think I’d been to NYC. Why would any other destination around the world be any different? Cruising is for people too stupid, too scared, too lazy, or too old to really travel.

Gotta love a dude who does his homework!

6’4’’ Brazilians, 5’10’’ Italians, and 5’4’’ Puerto Ricans. After that?…..men.

How dare you paraphrase the goddess Lois?

You boys start talking about a hot Brazilian bubble butt…..and then take the conversation private?!?! Sometimes you bitches are just plain mean! grin

Says who? Why waste an opportunity to dream? Live fuckers….Live! grin

Looks like we lost another one boys!

Kansas City, Missouri? I gotta go to fucking Kansas City, fucking Missouri? Are you people fucking nuts? grin

I agree. The “scene" was 1/2 the fun. Ahhh, when Times Square was more fun and less like an outdoor Shopping Mall in New Jersey.