nycman

It depends….. In NYC….I never hire visitors. They are almost always overbooked, worn out, and exhausted before you even start. In Vegas…I rarely hire locals, they are almost always flakes. YMMV

If you have to ask…. Stop….it’s a scam. Elaborate? Hence? Epistle? You’re still unsure if this is a scam? I get the feeling you’re a sweet man, but gullible….baby, it’s a scam.

I hate to break it to you…..but the Episcopal Palace in Astorga was also designed by Gaudi, not Dali. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Episcopal_Palace,_Astorga So maybe you’re a Gaudi fan after all? grin

Heretic! Funny, how one man's heaven is another man's hell.

Delusional. Maybe? Jokes?….baby you need to get a lot more serious than this if you’re considering this in earnest. Delusional. You’re delusional and this will end in tears. Too late. The truth hurts.

Well, yeah…. There’s the strangely dysmorphic size head to begin with….. When the pics are altered and wacko….it never ends pretty. Trust me.

The Ballet.....that killed ballet.

Not really. I won’t be seeing either one…so what’s the difference to me? Grin

Sound business advice. Unfortunately if the past is any predictor, he won’t listen. But kudos to you for trying!

Lay on, Macduff, And damned be him that first cries, “Hold, enough!”

Lmao. I predict they will indeed be "leaving you the fuck alone"…….PERIOD! I’ve said it before…..if you honesty feel that way……you’re in the wrong business. Yeah…..let us know how that works out for you. Not even Hermes and Cartier can get away with charging the window shoppers baby. You don’t stand a chance. Not because your goods aren’t amazing, but because that business model doesn’t work.

Or it was….. https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexandrawilson1/2020/07/02/i-scream-you-scream-the-meltdown-at-the-museum-of-ice-cream It’s funny when stupid millennial shit fails.

My ideal home… Small. Living ideal for one…room in the bed for 2 at most. Entertaining ideal for 4….expandable to 8 at most. Zen monastery…. meets Long Island Potato Barn…. meets Lenin’s Tomb….. Painfully minimalist and sleek and gorgeous and functional. My poor architect…..wait until he hears about the Marie Antoinette “moving mirror room’"…… https://en.chateauversailles.fr/discover/estate/estate-trianon/petit-trianon#history-of-the-premises

You take friends….to a museum….about a steamboat….that was buried…in a cornfield….in Kansas? Dear lord, how is it possible that Kansas hasn’t passed a law requiring gun safes? By all that’s holy, you people should be dead.

To answer the question, no.

NOW, you’re a NEW YORKER! And yes, all bridge and tunnel trash is equally bad! Welcome to the Island!

Two examples of class, children. Learn from these.

Lmao. Don’t worry, you won’t be able to. Hell’s Kitchen doesn’t really exists anymore.

For the record, I hate scents and I don’t recall my nose being offended at all. He was a nice guy. Looked like his pics. Talented at massage. I would repeat.

People who live in Jersey need to realize….you live in Jersey. I’d charge you triple my base rate….and ask for 100% deposit up front. Cross the Hudson for work?…..are you fucking kidding me?…..grin

Yawn.

Thank you for your profound insight into this 2 month old thread, but…… It seems like bots that are smart enough to add on topic continent (no matter how lame) should be smart enough not to fuck up the font size.

Most likely the cat.

I’d prefer tabs that say "Shopping for Whores" in great big red letters. Unfortunately, like most my great suggestions, I think I’m going to lose this vote.……grin

While I don’t send pictures, I will painful describe myself if asked. In fact, I most likely "undersell" the product just like I do in real life hook ups. I’m always happier when the other person opens the door and they’re relieved by what they see versus disappointed. If we’re not a match, for whatever reason (racism, bigotry, homophobia, body nazism, etc.) I’d rather know before I plan my evening and open my wallet. Guys who get butt hurt about this always amuse me. Wait?….you want to spend time with a dude who is repulsed by you and is willing to chew his arm off to get away from you? Come on! Too many fish kids. Move on and find the right one.