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I took one for the team on this one….. Happy to report that he’s real and real fun. English isn’t his first language but he’s very good at texting. He’s a nice guy and worth the extra effort. Regulars feel free to PM with any questions.

You gotta be fucking kidding me. I was just about to reach out to him in Vegas…lmao. Oh well, back to the Vegas drawing board!

Ahhhhh…that’s so cute.

They die. Have you never been to the 3rd world?

I keep reading his name as KenBoring. Dyslexia sucks…but it is occasionally funny.

They’re parties thrown by 30 year olds, who are desperately trying to be 20 year olds. It isn’t pretty. Especially when you mix in the 40 and 50 year olds, who should have left decades ago.

You don’t know Jarrod very well, do you? It’s not gonna get better.

Why are you making us work? Grin. https://rentmen.eu/AntonioLagos Also, escort ad is DC. Massage ad is NYC. Red flag on the field. Proceed with caution.

Too funny that The Post is running with this story. Truth be told, it’s more than likely The Post that’s the "slooge rag" covering the floor in most of these places.

Yeah, stop worrying. We don’t seem to have a government that can pay for itself, but they’re going to "take care" of you. What could possibly go wrong?

Ahhhh, the good old days, when us young ones where left to fend (often poorly) for ourselves.

I just came to the realization that since retirement communities are 90% female, "gay retirement living"…..means having to live in a facility with a bunch of Dykes. "Calling Dr. Kevorkian!"

I was seriously considering him. Thanks for the intel. Easy Pass.

Lawyers are lazy.

Charlie…you ignorant SLUT! I raised you better than that! Agree to terms up front you fucking whore! Then put out and get out. Lord, you were playing "footies for free"?!?! WTF….I’m gonna slap you! Then you got had for the price of a slice of cheesecake?!?!….you cheap little tramp! (Don’t worry baby, we all know I’ve done much, much worse…..for much, much less….grin) Says you. You pay for the champagne and caviar?….the fucking is free. You make me sit through even 10 minutes of Das Rheingold?….it’s $10,000….up front….no fucking.

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I tend to hire for sex, and if we seem to really hit it off, then I invite the young man to dinner. I’d much rather suffer through 1 hour of bad sex than 1 hour of a bad dinner date. There’s no way I’d start with dinner. And if you’re even the least bit concerned that communication will be a problem, trust me, it will be. And it will be a very long painful hour.

That you know of….. I mean….if you have dementia and/or Alzheimer’s….do you really know it? Grin

Let me walk you through this one…. ”I’m sorry, I was expecting someone else" (shuts door) <End scene> He knows he’s scamming you and you’re hotel doesn’t give a flying fuck that you hire whores…trust me. He’s counting on you being a weak ass faggot…..don’t be a weak ass faggot. If he creates a scene, he will be escorted off the premises by hotel security. He won’t be the first, or the last. In the future, meet first time hires on neutral turf. It’s easier to walk away.

He gagged……amateur. Grin

I’m not a huge Brutalism fan, but that’s a great design. Kudos to the son for having the insight to give his mother a major upgrade. I’m giving 10:1 odds he’s a homo.

My new advice for everything!

The word oxymoron comes to mind. I’ve told the story before, but back in my "I don’t do drugs but it’s ok l if you do" phase, I missed a flight because a hooker was passed out stone cold for hours and hours in my hotel bed. It’s no longer “ok if you do". Baby, every drug addict and alcoholic thinks they’re keeping it "manageable". Better advice

I never thought she was very pretty to begin with. Sounds like she tried CoolSculpting on her face/neck….seriously bad idea. Nonetheless, I had never heard of paradoxical adipose hyperplasia (PAH). You learn something new every day.

"Jump, jump, jump....." You can take the punk out of the city, but.... Grin