nycman

I was trying to think through my own list of service providers on this one….. Doctor…no. Dentist….no. Lawyer…no. Trainer….no. Auto-mechanic….no. Landscaper…..no. Plumber….no. Electrician….no. Driver…no. Waiter….no. Massage therapist….no. Manicurist…no Honestly, the only "yes" I did come up with was occasionally for a caterer, but they have significant expenses for food and drink prior to the event and I understand wanting a deposit in those scenarios. And no….an enema is not a "significant expense"….it’s just a warm, wet, pain in the ass.

I usually love the lock and heavy chain look, but the way he’s styled it is a disaster. Mixing and matching looks can be interesting but it is advanced homosexuality and best left to the professionals.

Like all tats…it depends. It’s not an automatic "no", but they’ve got to be well done. Unfortunately, face tats tend to be the "worst of the worst".

Ummm…..I believe the correct answer is "nyet"

Russian….hate Hockey player….major fetish ”Love to bottom"…..oh my! Assumes the position in his photos…..oh crap, the little head is winning. Fuck, I know I’m gonna end up regretting this one!

Synonym "Does anyone….still wear…a hat?

Well, he "wrecked-it" alright!

Methinks you may have missed the reference…..

I love how you put a positive spin on everything. The man charges in here like a raging bull, behaves like a 5 year old brat, and you invite him to afternoon tea. You must be delightful at dinner parties (I’m being serious).

He didn’t look like his pics 20 years ago…and he’s still using the same pics. Unless he’s invented a time machine, I doubt things have improved much. Think with your big head.

I’ve visited one too many shit holes….now I only host.

It depends….. In NYC….I never hire visitors. They are almost always overbooked, worn out, and exhausted before you even start. In Vegas…I rarely hire locals, they are almost always flakes. YMMV

If you have to ask…. Stop….it’s a scam. Elaborate? Hence? Epistle? You’re still unsure if this is a scam? I get the feeling you’re a sweet man, but gullible….baby, it’s a scam.

I hate to break it to you…..but the Episcopal Palace in Astorga was also designed by Gaudi, not Dali. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Episcopal_Palace,_Astorga So maybe you’re a Gaudi fan after all? grin

Heretic! Funny, how one man's heaven is another man's hell.

Delusional. Maybe? Jokes?….baby you need to get a lot more serious than this if you’re considering this in earnest. Delusional. You’re delusional and this will end in tears. Too late. The truth hurts.

Well, yeah…. There’s the strangely dysmorphic size head to begin with….. When the pics are altered and wacko….it never ends pretty. Trust me.

The Ballet.....that killed ballet.

Not really. I won’t be seeing either one…so what’s the difference to me? Grin

Sound business advice. Unfortunately if the past is any predictor, he won’t listen. But kudos to you for trying!

Lay on, Macduff, And damned be him that first cries, “Hold, enough!”

Lmao. I predict they will indeed be "leaving you the fuck alone"…….PERIOD! I’ve said it before…..if you honesty feel that way……you’re in the wrong business. Yeah…..let us know how that works out for you. Not even Hermes and Cartier can get away with charging the window shoppers baby. You don’t stand a chance. Not because your goods aren’t amazing, but because that business model doesn’t work.

Or it was….. https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexandrawilson1/2020/07/02/i-scream-you-scream-the-meltdown-at-the-museum-of-ice-cream It’s funny when stupid millennial shit fails.