nycman

Seriously, if you’re too stupid to figure out how to keep a rating > 4.98 on Rentmen, then you’re too fucking dumb to hire. I don’t even care about the rest. At that point, it’s the sheer stupidity and/or laziness that I can’t get past. In reality, most "really good" escorts should have a 4.8 to 5.0 rating, but the absurdity of the RM rating makes it so even the "honest" escorts have to cheat in order to not appear out of line with the massive grade inflation. It’s like a CV from Harvard with a GPA under 3.9…..trashcan!

Only a moron tourist from New Jersey would do something that stupid…but still….better than LA any day!

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I can’t imagine anything more dreadful.

You should move……grin

Option A) Eternal Life, but never another orgasm. Option B) One last orgasm, but a bullet to the head immediately following. I'd pick Option B, every time. Does that answer the question?

My cruising days are over. Never really enjoyed the ships in the first place. Even the most luxurious and expansive ones got old fast. The giant buffets of "ok" food were disgusting. Not to mention the cattle eating at the troughs. And the smaller lower class ships were even worse. COVID just exposed the fact that they are all giant floating toilets. So yeah, I'll pass. Confession: I used to dream of suicide swan diving off the back off the QM2 as she pulled into NYC Harbor after completing an around-the-world trip in my final days. So maybe I didn't hate it as much as I say I do, but I'm still not going.

Thankfully, I hate Wagyu beef. It’s insanely intensive. To me it has a mealy texture and it tastes like fat soaked in butter. I’m happy to leave it to the Wagyu Connoisseurs. Unfortunately, I have plenty of other ridiculous obsessions (white truffles and champagnes). Taste is funny, but it’s what makes the world an interesting place. So I’ll raise a glass of Sir Winston Churchill to your fatty Japanese beef, but I’ll pass. Thank you.

If he’s real and real fun….I’m flying to LA. And we all know…I fucking hate LA!

Pfizer #1 - nothing Pfizer #2 - 4 hours of bone chilling cold. Mildly unpleasant at worst. Pfizer #3 and Flu shot, same day, different arms - slightly sore deltoids for a day. Nothing more. Beats the fuck out of getting COVID and/or the Flu. Get your shots people!

Please tell me you book the "bunk bed" room. 120 sq feet?….holy fuck that’s tight! https://www.thepaulnyc.com/chelsea-hotel-nyc-rooms

Link? This is one instance where it’s actually really important to know whom we’re talking about.

And you joined just to look up a 7 month old thread and post your first post about this AMAZING escort? Welcome to the forums Jordan. Why don’t you just ask Jordan directly? Oh, you just did. Grin

You should eat chicken. Steak is wasted on you. grin

Kind of like….. I’M A BANKER. I DON’T TAKE CASH. I DON’T HANDLE CREDIT CARDS. I DON’T CASH CHECKS. Useless.

If you’re near LAX….just get on a plane a goes somewhere else. grin

Bosch types? As in Hieronymus Bosch? Damn, you‘re a kinky mother fucker!

No one has a problem with you being your own thought police. I have a problem with anyone being anyone else’s thought police.

And roller coasters aren’t good for your brain but they sure as fuck are fun to ride once in a while!

Don’t worry, you’re in good company.

Please let him be real. Haven’t breed a muscle bull like that since the Joey Jordan days……damn he was fun!

Nope… Closer….. Closer….. The correct answer is "Gastrocloic Reflex". Time to learn about how you poop children….. (if you want to skip ahead, although god only knows why you would, the gastrocolic reflex comes in around 11:20)

Saving lives is never rude….no matter how crude.

Ummmm…I believe the topic is…. "What prepared or pre-packaged foods do you use?" Not… "How many how many painfully basic things can you make?" grin

Hopefully your "provider friend" or you, were man enough to tell your friend, "Dude, you need to see a doctor. There’s something wrong with your asshole." He can’t see what you’re talking about and believe it or not may not even be aware of it’s presence. We’re all speculating on hemorrhoids, but “something else in there" brings in the full spectrum of possible diseases including cancer. It might be nothing, but you owe it to your friend to man up and speak up. "If you see something….say something." I’m just worried because you seem to be more concerned about wether or not this escort is willing to see you again than you are with what’s wrong with your "friend’". Priorities.