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Link? This is one instance where it’s actually really important to know whom we’re talking about.

And you joined just to look up a 7 month old thread and post your first post about this AMAZING escort? Welcome to the forums Jordan. Why don’t you just ask Jordan directly? Oh, you just did. Grin

You should eat chicken. Steak is wasted on you. grin

Kind of like….. I’M A BANKER. I DON’T TAKE CASH. I DON’T HANDLE CREDIT CARDS. I DON’T CASH CHECKS. Useless.

If you’re near LAX….just get on a plane a goes somewhere else. grin

Bosch types? As in Hieronymus Bosch? Damn, you‘re a kinky mother fucker!

No one has a problem with you being your own thought police. I have a problem with anyone being anyone else’s thought police.

And roller coasters aren’t good for your brain but they sure as fuck are fun to ride once in a while!

Don’t worry, you’re in good company.

Please let him be real. Haven’t breed a muscle bull like that since the Joey Jordan days……damn he was fun!

Nope… Closer….. Closer….. The correct answer is "Gastrocloic Reflex". Time to learn about how you poop children….. (if you want to skip ahead, although god only knows why you would, the gastrocolic reflex comes in around 11:20)

Saving lives is never rude….no matter how crude.

Ummmm…I believe the topic is…. "What prepared or pre-packaged foods do you use?" Not… "How many how many painfully basic things can you make?" grin

Hopefully your "provider friend" or you, were man enough to tell your friend, "Dude, you need to see a doctor. There’s something wrong with your asshole." He can’t see what you’re talking about and believe it or not may not even be aware of it’s presence. We’re all speculating on hemorrhoids, but “something else in there" brings in the full spectrum of possible diseases including cancer. It might be nothing, but you owe it to your friend to man up and speak up. "If you see something….say something." I’m just worried because you seem to be more concerned about wether or not this escort is willing to see you again than you are with what’s wrong with your "friend’". Priorities.

You can make fun of her all you want, but that bitch Nancy Reagan was onto something…. “Just say no!”

I use Pillsbury pre-made pie crusts. I will never attempt to squeeze key limes again. I will never attempt to use fresh pumpkins again. I use vanilla paste not vanilla beans https://nielsenmassey.com/products/pure-vanilla-bean-paste/ I buy my chicken / beef / fish broth 90% of the time. I don’t bake my own breads (that’s why we have bakeries for fuck’s sake) Sadly despite my Southern roots, I have given up on biscuits. I don’t roast my own chickens 90% of the time…fucking Costco is hard to beat. Despite, or perhaps because of, all of the above….I am a wicked cook.

Although generally harmless, skin tags might be hard for an untrained eye to distinguish from genital warts. Your friend should see a dermatologist either way. Both are relatively easy to remove. Hemorrhoids are an entirely different beast. In general, they come and go. Occasionally they require surgery to remove. Sounds like your provider is a dumb ass. If he was concerned (rightfully or wrongly) about an STD, then he shouldn’t have been sticking his dick in it. And had he broached the topic with me, I would have made that clear in no uncertain terms. Of course, your "friend" doesn’t come off sounding like a real prince either. One has a certain responsibility for keeping the playground presentable.

I wanna travel with this guy! <muttering> dragging my luggage across some Mexican highway bridge at the airport like a homeless person?….are you people fucking nuts? <end>

You’re wrong on the facts, but a simple vice sting is unlikely to waste time meeting an escort at a bar for a drink. Don’t forget it’s all about how many whores/johns they can round up in one day. Anything that slows down that processes isn’t worth the effort. So your "screening process" may have worked, but not for the reason you think it did.

Welcome Andy. We’re not as stupid as you think we are.

“You don’t have to have a language in common with someone for a sexual rapport. But it helps if the language you don’t understand is Italian.” - Madonna

Now, if they could just fix the catastrophe that the cruise ship industry has caused……

I think his installations are much more impressive than his paintings. His paintings are very derivative. And quite frankly, if you’re going to reference masterpieces so heavily, you better be a fucking great painter. (Spoiler alert…he’s not) Because you can be damn sure your work is going to be compared brushstroke by brushstroke with the original. Simply put, his talent in painting doesn’t match his very provocative ideas. In addition, I thought the Trudeau Rape piece was incredibly tasteless. Frankly, I’m glad the giant pieces in the Met Grand hall were taken down. It’s not really the place for giant, mediocre art. No matter how politically correct it maybe. They seemed to scream "we’re so woke we’ll even hang titan sized murals of inferior art to prove it". I predict the Met’s acquisition of them will be something future generations will find puzzling.