I am not Andy and I never thought anyone on here is stupid. Is that what goes through your mind?
I had 5 massages with him and he a sweet guy with not good English skills. I'd say he communicates through touch and with a beautiful massage. He knows what he is doing. A lot more than others. Why can't you take this at face value. In any case, your loss if you don't use him.
Oh yes, acorns are tuff nuts!