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I just came to the realization that since retirement communities are 90% female, "gay retirement living"…..means having to live in a facility with a bunch of Dykes. "Calling Dr. Kevorkian!"

I was seriously considering him. Thanks for the intel. Easy Pass.

Lawyers are lazy.

Charlie…you ignorant SLUT! I raised you better than that! Agree to terms up front you fucking whore! Then put out and get out. Lord, you were playing "footies for free"?!?! WTF….I’m gonna slap you! Then you got had for the price of a slice of cheesecake?!?!….you cheap little tramp! (Don’t worry baby, we all know I’ve done much, much worse…..for much, much less….grin) Says you. You pay for the champagne and caviar?….the fucking is free. You make me sit through even 10 minutes of Das Rheingold?….it’s $10,000….up front….no fucking.

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I tend to hire for sex, and if we seem to really hit it off, then I invite the young man to dinner. I’d much rather suffer through 1 hour of bad sex than 1 hour of a bad dinner date. There’s no way I’d start with dinner. And if you’re even the least bit concerned that communication will be a problem, trust me, it will be. And it will be a very long painful hour.

That you know of….. I mean….if you have dementia and/or Alzheimer’s….do you really know it? Grin

Let me walk you through this one…. ”I’m sorry, I was expecting someone else" (shuts door) <End scene> He knows he’s scamming you and you’re hotel doesn’t give a flying fuck that you hire whores…trust me. He’s counting on you being a weak ass faggot…..don’t be a weak ass faggot. If he creates a scene, he will be escorted off the premises by hotel security. He won’t be the first, or the last. In the future, meet first time hires on neutral turf. It’s easier to walk away.

He gagged……amateur. Grin

I’m not a huge Brutalism fan, but that’s a great design. Kudos to the son for having the insight to give his mother a major upgrade. I’m giving 10:1 odds he’s a homo.

My new advice for everything!

The word oxymoron comes to mind. I’ve told the story before, but back in my "I don’t do drugs but it’s ok l if you do" phase, I missed a flight because a hooker was passed out stone cold for hours and hours in my hotel bed. It’s no longer “ok if you do". Baby, every drug addict and alcoholic thinks they’re keeping it "manageable". Better advice

I never thought she was very pretty to begin with. Sounds like she tried CoolSculpting on her face/neck….seriously bad idea. Nonetheless, I had never heard of paradoxical adipose hyperplasia (PAH). You learn something new every day.

"Jump, jump, jump....." You can take the punk out of the city, but.... Grin

Ordering the same dish you didn’t like last time, at the same restaurant you didn’t like last time, and somehow expecting a 5 star meal this time…..is delusional. Or more simply: "Fool me once….."

You do realize with your "masterplan" that you end up with crappy Medicare housing/care and someone else has complete control over all of your assets. That’s a an incredibly bad plan. And that’s assuming you had the "foresight" to irrevocably transfer all of your assets 5 years before, to avoid the "look back" provision mentioned above. Scamming the system rarely ends well for people who didn’t grow up doing it.

How the fuck do you remember a thread from over 20 years ago?

It’s mental illness, plain and simple, and should be labeled as such.

Where’s the option for "yes"? While I don’t love the idea, I realize that at a certain point it’s a reality. Watching older people cling to their imagined "independence" of living at home alone is a sad, sad, joke. They end up being a huge burden to everyone one around them and to distant great nieces who barley know them as well. I had to shop around for my mother not too long ago. One place was so nice that I seriously wanted to move in (too young). It was 100 times nicer than any place my mother had ever lived. She thankfully had enough resources to live there for decades. She lasted less than 3 days and miraculously got her "bed bound" ass back to her house 45 miles away without me finding out. She also fired her "24/7 at home help" that she had used to hoodwink the care center, in less than 8 hours. The results were predictable but those were her wishes. So be it. I often think people who can afford care and refuse it, are selfish assholes or just plain stupid.

Ugh…zero interest. But to each his own.

Sounds like it was written by a bad stoner. His looks are all over the place as well. This one’s a real spin of the Wheel of Fortune. Good Luck!

That’s cute, but no. It’s to pad the bill. Mostly a Brazilian thing in my experience regardless of location.

Chalk it up to experience. You’re not going to bat a 1000 in this game….hell, you’ll be lucky to break 300. Just read their reviews and look for guys that sound like people you’d like to meet. Also, over time you’ll learn which reviewers like the same types of guys that you like. Again, there’s no guarantees but a positive review from one of them is golden and as good as it gets.

I’ll let you know when I get there.

"She’s in the Attic!" God….that one never gets old. Sorry you’re unable to enjoy it. I peed my pants laughing the first time I heard her do that joke. Nonetheless, some things just aren’t funny to some people…c’est la vie.