nycman

I admit I wanna fuck him. He certainly has a type that he likes to fuck. Here’s to hoping his taste in tops is vastly different than his taste i bottoms.

That video of his loose butthole says otherwise.

Be careful boys…..I just accidentally copied that entire google calendar into my work google calendar. Can’t wait to try and explain that to my assistant in the morning….lmao.

I thought the same thing. Not bad, but not 25.

This is especially true in the age of COVID. Trust me, it is impossible to evict anyone right now. He could be taking a massive dump in the middle of your living room everyday at noon for 6 months, and there is absolutely nothing you could do about it.

No shit. Have you actually visited one of the "exclusive" Centurion lounges? The ones I’ve been to are always packed and feel more like an overrun daycare center. I actually prefer to be out in the seats in the concourse, and I hate the seats in the concourse. I think they should ditch the lounges. They’re worthless to me. Nonetheless, if you travel frequently, the AMEX platinum card rocks and is well worth it.

Would you be so quick to help if he wasn’t in his 20’s and cute? I know lots of nice 80 year olds who could use a helping hand. Just saying….let’s not get too self righteous.

No. Playing games is for children and I’m assuming this isn’t your sweet 16. I recently attended a birthday party where it was clear that about half of the guests didn’t know that it was a birthday party. It made the whole night awkward. It was like some guests were close enough to the couple to know the "true nature" of the party and some people weren’t. We’re all adults. Just be honest and straightforward. ”No presents please" is standard party invite language that everyone should understand and respect.

…"Wow, next time we’ll have to be more careful." - End scene - Don’t beat yourself up too much. We’ve all done stupid things while learning the ropes of this hobby. Chalk it up to experience and move on.

Child…you are a grown ass man and not new around here. Do not make us work….. https://rentmen.eu/YusufB Wait…he’s a Turkish bottom?!?! We’re cool bro. Thanks for the heads up….grin

I had to look that one up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beech_marten I learned something new today. Thank you.

You’ve obviously never met my plumber.

CBD is vegetable oil. Nothing more. Nothing less. Does it make getting fucked more enjoyable? Sure, but so does Wesson Oil. Will it get you "high" or even "mello"?…no more so than Wesson Oil does. It’s the snake oil of our generation. Rub it on whatever pole or hole you wish. It will neither help nor harm. PS Wesson Oil is much cheaper. https://www.wessonoil.com

How dare you not address me as my preferred pronoun "luluwhammydingdong". It’s my god given right to make shit up and demand that you use it. (and yes, I had to cut and paste "luluwhammydingdong" from my earlier post because I couldn’t remember what the fuck I had just made up…..what’s your point?) Ok….that just made me hard…..and taught me a new word. Fair warning, if you say shit like that with an Aussie accent, we’re gonna be fucking all night.

I wanna party with THIS guy!

Wow, I never knew this online service existed. It looks pretty impressive and useful, especially if you live somewhere where there may not be a lot of “supportive” medical providers. https://heymistr.com

Did the IRS just show up on this site?

Making up things is fun….. I’m gonna use “luluwhammydingdong"….as my preferred pronoun….it’s pronounced "he". God help the person who doesn’t write it down correctly!

Maybe he likes butterflies…..and has problems with visual scale. Who are we to judge? Who am I kidding? It’s fun to be a judgmental cunt……but in truth…..I’d fuck him.

And you joined 1 hour ago….just to tell us this?

What’s a browser? Is that like a bronzer for your eyebrows?…..in that case…..my browser is Chanel.

I’m not a lawyer, and I don’t think it gives them 100% freedom but it comes damn close. Which means….the document will favor them completely. Funny burn, but also sound advice. Anyone who signs a document drawn up by another party’s lawyers, without having their own lawyers review it, is a moron. That’s just good sound business advice. At the same time, I’ve learned that trying to control the world from beyond the grave is a pointless exercise. Tell them what you want done with your money but give with an open hand. If you don’t trust them, all the lawyers and contracts in the world aren’t going to make them an honest person / institution. In that case, find a more trustworthy home for your donation.

That works! My OCD thanks you.

12 years later….. Hmmmm….I think I see your "problem".