nycman

So beautifully said. Thank you.

A little bit.

Who’s raping WHOM? Wild guess…a rapey one? Sounds dreadful but to each his own.

I’m sure there is more to this story. The article doesn’t make much sense. At first it was a 10 hour layover, then they weren’t supposed to be there for more than 6 hours. She claims over $50,000 in hotel costs and legal expenses in "expensive" Dubai. I’m not buying it. Yes, parts of Dubai are insanely expensive, but there are tons of options that are dirt cheap. She says she 'gently' touched one of the female customs officer's arm. That doesn’t pass the smell test. These guards aren’t looking for trouble. Especially with foreign tourists in transit. "Elizabeth faced degrading, painful and humiliating searches". Come on. They simply asked her to remove a medical brace with internal wires (that I’m sure looked a lot like a suicide bomb on the scanner) in front of a female security guard. There is nothing degrading, painful, or humiliating about that. "….she will only be detained until she can book a flight out of the UAE." That takes all of 5 minutes to accomplish. Again, it makes no sense. "Elizabeth is extremely worried that she will be detained in the notorious Al Awir prison." Drama much? "Even if she is allowed to be deported tomorrow, she will remain in prison until then". Wait, I thought she was staying in "expensive" hotels. Which is it? I’m guessing she’s a typical entitled American young person who mouthed off during a routine airport security search and got physical with the staff. Let me walk everyone through how to handle this, admittedly stressful, scenario: #1 Stay calm. #2 Answer all questions "yes, sir" or "no, sir". #3 Avoid any confrontational stares and be as submissive as possible. #4 Stay still, do as you are told, and not make any sudden movements. #5 Do not touch anyone or anything unless told to do so. #6 Remember, you are in a foreign country. They can and will fuck you up. #7 See #1. Every parent needs to teach their children these basic survival skills. And for Christs sake, don’t have "cheap surgery" performed in Third world countries. Do you REALLY want "cheap surgery"? Think about it.

Yeah, it’s why I avoid 3-somes in my real life as well as my hiring life. I’m ALWAYS more attracted to one more than the other (even when they’re both smoking hot). I end up getting into my own head about forcing myself to pay attention to the "less attractive" one. It feels awkward and strained. It tends to be even worse if they’re a couple and haven’t already worked through all of the inevitable issues that arise from such a situation. Remember, you’re doing this to have fun. If it isn’t fun, you’re doing something wrong.

Baby, you put it in your sock under the sole of your foot so you’re walking on it. Not tucked into the leg where any cock sucking whore on his knees can get it. ID, credit card, and $100 bill…and you’re ready to go! Do I have to teach you everything? grin

I’ve met him in real life. He’s big, muscular, kind, and fun. No clue if he’s any good at massage (or anything else for that matter), but he is real.

Nice try, but I did not disparage Ms. Feinstein for her actions. I would never criticize any "civilian" in such an overwhelming situation. I merely pointed out it wasn’t the correct thing to do because I don’t want people today repeating the same mistake.

She did lots of great and lots of horrible things. In other words, she was a politician. In my book, dying in office….of old age, was one of her greatest sins. What the fuck is wrong with that generation? Are they really that self-centered and narcissistic? Anyways, RIP From the above article: "Feinstein recalled finding Milk's body and searching for a pulse by putting her finger in a bullet hole." That’s really fucking weird. For the record, that’s not how you look for a pulse in a gunshot victim….ever.

And it turns the small Palm Springs airport / flights into a shit show. Book early and travel with an airline with whom you have status. And have a "Plan B". There will be problems. Trust me.

No more callers please…..we have a WINNER!

It doesn’t bother me that it looks (vaguely) like a giant concrete butthole. What bothers me is it’s just bad art. Period.

Ok, you’re evil and you’re sitting next to me at the next Palm Springs dinner….lol

Wow. You’re THAT bad in bed? grin

grin On a serious note, I am a hardcore window shopper. It’s one of the reasons I loved NYC escort bars back in the day. I like to see the escort in motion and get a clear idea wether we’re a match or not before I hire. I’m sure there are ads I’ve looked at 100’s of times (over the years, not in one week) and never hired the guy. Doesn’t mean I will or won’t hire him in the future. Just that he’s never been the perfect scratch for whatever particular itch I had that night. Hell, there are ads I’ve looked at over and over again just because I thought it was a brilliant and/or funny ad (e.g. @Russ). Although I eventually did hire Russ and certainly would again. He’s even better than the ad. It doesn’t bother me at all when an escort reaches out. I look at it the same way as a go-go boy coming over and rubbing my thigh. It’s just good business. The dude is trying to make a living. Be polite, and support him if you can.

I agree with the other suggestions to make your client feel "valued". And that can easily be done without discounting yourself.

The meals certainly look healthier than Factor, but the lowest tiers seems to be 7 entrees / week (or 5 per week with 5 breakfasts). That’s WAY too much food for me. Too bad, because it does look lighter and more inline with my personal tastes / goals.

You can always crash at my place @ Hacienda for the night bro…. Well, unless Vin finds this way into my bed….then you’re on your own. grin

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And in reality, you’re just there for the snacks. You sick twisted fuck! grin

I’ve never really liked blonds, but even I had a major soft spot for Caesar. Something about him just made him seem like the perfect bro to hang out with on a Saturday afternoon, then fuck the night way. Then do it all over again the following week.

The matadors of Samoa are afraid of the Mafia controlled gigantic Samoan tarantulas because they are bad bad bad. Close?

I am partial to Japanese cast iron cookware… https://www.akazuki.com/collections/japanese-cast-iron-products Although lugging it home would be a nightmare. A more practical item might be hand painted Japanese calligraphy scrolls…. https://gogonihon.com/en/blog/shodo-japanese-calligraphy/ Or some Japanese tea towels…… https://www.etsy.com/market/japanese_tea_towel