nycman

People with money are often stupid. That’s never more on display than when you look at their plastic surgery. People with shit tons of money looking like deformed idiots. They go to a plastic surgeon whom their friends say is great. They rarely if ever looked at the physician’s credentials, much less looked at tons of his before and after work. I won’t let a plastic surgeon touch me if I haven’t looked at 50 of his before and after pictures. Yes, they will be hand picked examples of his best work, but at least you’ll know what he’s capable of and what his aesthetic is. A good plastic surgeon is a technically good surgeon. A great plastic surgeon is a technically excellent surgeon, an amazing artist, and knows when to say "no". The goal of a good facelift is to look like your younger sister. Not like your daughter. 5 to 10 years. Not 30 to 40. I honestly believe bad plastic surgery is rooted in mental illness and delusion. Unfortunately, some plastic surgeons are bad at their craft and have no ethics. They give the client free rein to rearrange their body and face, however they see fit. I think they should lose their license, but many disagree with me. A friend recently had a facelift by a "famous" plastic surgeon in New Jersey. She even took out a home loan to pay for it. The result was hideous. She literally ended up with two crooked eyes that looked like they didn’t belong on the same face. The crazy thing is she knew it was a bad job but she went back to the same guy to get it fixed. Of course, "the fix" just made it even worse. The moral of the story is do your homework. I’m not anti-plastic surgery. In fact, I think plastic surgery is pretty amazing. But like any surgical tool it has to be used in the right way. Look at the plastic surgeon’s credentials. Did he go to a top 10 medical school? Did he do his surgical residency at one of the nations leading teaching hospitals? Ask your doctor friends for recommendations. Trust me, they know. And make sure you ask for a "great" plastic surgeon. You don’t want a "good" plastic surgeon. He’s going to be rearranging your fucking face, not refilling your blood pressure prescription. Excellence matters. And finally make sure you’ve looked at a ton of his before and after work. Most of the before people should look like you and that after pictures should look like what you want the results to look like….natural, not alien.

10 years ago….you didn’t miss much. Today?….you dodged a bullet.

Steam

13 almost identical pics of the same (albeit nice) torso?

Crappy list IMHO. Lucy #1…I can live with. The rest of the top 100? Either completely wrong or at the very least way out of order.

Pics or it didn’t happen…..grin

No doubt he was being kind….99.95%

Zero. Nada. Zilch. I guess I don’t have a thing for dirt mounds or log cabins.

Are you sure about that? "As of 12/11/23 the preserve, including undamaged trails, parking lot, picnic area, and visitor center, has resumed regular hours of operation: 8am to 5pm daily."

Did you require a photo from you? "I do now require a photo for first time clients, for reference and my safety." He looks like fun, but unfortunately that’s a dealbreaker for me.

They thought this would encourage people to move there ? I’d rather commit suicide.

Are you sure it was the dogs?...grin I used to see a massage therapist in New York, who had an army of Chihuahuas in his apartment. He would lock them up in the kitchen, but they would go apeshit whenever I started fucking him and they managed to break out every single time. It was wild, fucking a screaming Puerto Rican with Chihuahuas, yelping and jumping all over the place. God, I love New York!

Speaking oh Hannibal…..what’s wrong with this picture? Engraving of the Battle of Zama by Cornelis Cort, 1567.

4 year old rotten baba ganoush butthole?….I’ll pass!

You’re cruel. I like you.

"Sic transit gloria mundi—Tuesday is usually worse" Been there, done that. I knew we were brothers from another mother!

Forget the fact that Denzil is black. At 68, he’s too fucking old. Hannibal was only 46 at the end of the Second Punic War in 201 BC. .

"Looking for a sugar daddy …..Not looking for sex…" I don’t think he understands the concept. Now, tell me you’re unemployed without telling me you’re unemployed. "A little about me: Day trader, social media influencer…" We have a winner!

"my booty is as soft and creamy like baba ganoush" There’s a new one!