Cari

90 min is just right for me, did 2 hours once and slept thru the majority of it lol

Russell Wilson

 
Aaron Donald

 
Shawne Merriman

 
Yasiel Puig

Nick Bosa

Russell Wilson

 
Aaron Donald

 
Shawne Merriman

 
Yasiel Puig

You asked about him in the summer of 2019 but didn't get a response from anyone who hired him. Then you started two separate threads on him last month (maybe you titled the second one "delete" after realizing you had recently started another thread asking him him). One person had experience with him but didn't recall much about it. Then you posted a comment in a thread another person had started about something else, asking about the guy. So you've obviously been interested in this guy for quite a while and there doesn't seem to be feedback available from forum members. Maybe you should just finally "bite the bullet" and then report back to the rest of us how it went.

His rates start at $250. No massage is worth anywhere near that amount of money.

I’m not interested in being part of an elaborate process. This is a fun hobby for me, I’m not looking for an extra career.
 
One financier. One tech guy. The existing team of moderators with all the access codes should the financier or tech guy die unexpectedly should be plenty. Why is this spiraling wildly into an enormous project?
 
If the community wants 15 cooks working In the kitchen, that isn’t a model I’d want to be a part of.

Saw Erik right before the pandemic hit and he’ll probably be the first masseur I hit up once I’m comfortable getting a massage again. Very deep pressure (actually too much for me and I should have taken him up on the many offers to ease up, but that’s on me). The back crack alone was worth the price of the whole massage. $20 upgrade was also more than worth it (feel free to PM for details). One of the few genuinely great massage experiences I’ve had. Also found him much more attractive in person than his photos for whatever that’s worth.

I'm almost certain (hard to tell since he doesn't post his face, but body pics and ad also offering cuddle sessions sound about the same) I hired this guy like almost a decade ago off a4a and he was 25 back then too my guess he's really in his late 30s or early 40s
 
from what I can remember his body was very nice and he was good looking, but the massage was no where near the length of time we agreed to and he tried to upsell for extras

Incessant chit chat... don’t mind some talk at the beginning, or the occasional checkin during but please don’t yammer on for 90 minutes

As much as I love animals, I don’t want to hear your dog or cat roaming around even though I am going to want to pet them after the massage lol

As much as I love animals, I don’t want to hear your dog or cat roaming around even though I am going to want to pet them after the massage lol

This is wholly my opinion and I have no issue with anyone who does this or finds it appealing...but... these remind me of medical experiments gone awry. To each their own.

Hmm ? so if I can pass for a hot straight guy, I can get a discou...ha, just kidding 🤣 thanks for sharing! Somebody else pm’d also saying they were turned off by him while trying to book, so think I’ll pass

Anyone who would actually NEED "gas money" to get to you is probably not someone you want visiting your home, anyway.
 
The world is full of scammers and thieves. And they believe folks hiring for these types of services are very unlikely to report being scammed.
 
Bringing unvetted strangers into your home for any kind of transaction is very risky business. You are probably lucky when they just take your deposit and never show up.

well there ya go, I should learn to read. That's a no for me then.
 
Thanks Cari.

His regular prices are great and the early-birds are even better! You've earned a beach day.

Good to know! He arrives in Houston today for a few days and I've messaged him asking for his availability. I look forward to his making up for my disappointment of last week (with someone else)>

So I listened to @BeefyDude and tried scheduling with him one more time and finally got something set up.
 
Saw him a couple of hours ago and I concur with everybody else, he’s much better looking than his pics online suggest and the massage is good. One of the better sensual massages I’ve had.

Rocky Maximo (@rockymaximo84)
https://rentmasseur.com/Triggerpoint
 
Jeremy Lucido (@jeremylucido)
https://rentmasseur.com/spilledpoppers
 
OscarBear (@oscarbear)
https://rentmasseur.com/OscarBear
 
Jake Mitchell (@MrJakeMitchell)
https://rentmasseur.com/JakeMitchell
 
Christian (@dj_christian86)
https://rentmasseur.com/Dj_Christian
 
Nick Capra (@NickCapra)
https://rentmasseur.com/NickCapra
 
Dean Rogers (@deanrogersxxx)
https://rentmasseur.com/DeanRogers
 
Emmett Frost (@Emmett_FrostXXX)
https://rentmasseur.com/StrongBlkCMT
 
Brad Kalvo (@bradkalvo)
https://rentmasseur.com/BradKalvo
 
Bootybuilder (@naughtybootybuilder)
https://rentmasseur.com/Bootybuilder
 
Luke North (@LukeNorthXXX)
https://rentmasseur.com/LukeNorth
 
Lance Charger (@LanceCharger)
https://rentmasseur.com/TheLanceCharger
 
Parker Logan (@parkerlogan)
https://rentmasseur.com/ParkerLogan
 
Will Forte (@tantricfitness)
https://rentmasseur.com/WillTantra
 
Nico Diaz (@mexigreekmasseur)
https://rentmasseur.com/MexiGreekMasseur

is there a link?

I prefer how he looks to overdeveloped and/or steroided men.

That's correct, you shouldn't. He seems to have a wide frame, not fat.
He's handsome and with +60% of his 5-star reviews from Premium clients he probably doesn't care about this forum.

just curious how was his criminal history easily discoverable? no last name and phone number doesn't pop up anything on google ?

As everyone has a different take on Hygiene, I’ll be more specific:
 
Showering:
Shower RIGHT before your massage.
Wash your hair.
Wash your face (if you have any facial hair, pay extra attention to your beard and moustache, as food particles, sauces, and daily grime and gunk can get trapped in there)
Wash your body:
Scrub your:
Neck, shoulders, in (and behind) your ears, your arms, arm pits, back, chest, stomach, inside your navel, the front and back of your legs, both sides of your hands, in between your hands, under your fingernails too.
Get the tops, bottoms of your feet and scrub between your toes too.
Then pay close attention to the GOODS.
Wash your entire dick. The head and shaft, and if you’re uncut, pull that skin back, and soap up under that hood too. Wash your balls, your taint, and then scrub your entire ass.... your butt cheeks and your ass HOLE, get all up in there too. Once you’re squeaky clean, soap up and do it all over again.....
 
Then thoroughly dry off and moisturize.
 
Grooming:
Make sure your finger nails and toe nails are trimmed.
 
Trim your nose hairs and make sure no huge boogers are in there and that no boogers are dangling by when you breathe.
 
Oral Hygiene:
Brush your teeth (thoroughly)
Brush your tongue (thoroughly)
Floss (a piece of trapped food could cause your entire mouth to smell, even if you thoroughly brush) if flossing causes gum sensitivity, this can be remedied by getting a thicker/wavier floss and by flowing more frequently (this builds up the strength in my gums).
Use mouth wash.
And pop a mint in your mouth once you’re done and are on your way to your massage.
 
Check those ears and get rid of any wax.
 
You’re officially squeaky clean and are ready for a massage whose mileage may vary ?
 
 
Hygiene no no’s before a massage:
 
Skimping on the showering: “Wash ups”, and “bird baths”, just don’t cover it. You need a full shower from head to toe.
 
Not washing that butthole:
A lot of guys believe that letting soapy water run down their butts is sufficient for washing their asses. This is a no no. Spread those checks and wash that crack.
 
Assuming that your daily shower has you “covered”:
Even if it’s a sedentary desk job, your morning shower does not leave you sufficiently clean enough for an evening massage. While you’ve been enjoying your day, you’ve been pissing, crapping, and incubating in your sweat, oils and juices in your clothes all day. The masseur will smell things that you can’t.
 
 
If masseurs had a forum where they’d give their top pet peeves, hygiene would be on the top of the list.
 
Trust me on that.