BodeBrentwood

I get terrified of various doomsday scenarios, unexpected partners is definitely one of them.

Pronounced the same way, so no need to be concerned that you may have said it wrong 

most sex stores in chelsea/hells kitchen have them. There are even some with play areas. Ive even gotten naked in some of them!

....today I learned something.
Segue.
*flashes back to all the times I've said it wrong*

well this is a segway (edit: segue) if Ive ever seen one.

As fun fact, Aquaphor is also good to fuck with.
It keeps a bottom's hole looking years younger too.

....today I learned something.
Segue.
*flashes back to all the times I've said it wrong*

https://thegadgetflow.com/blog/segway-transporter/

I don’t remember THIS part of John Tucker Must Die 😟

I don’t remember THIS part of John Tucker Must Die 😟

Alright I’ll cave. I’ll take one for the team and test these claims

learned something new with dayuse!

Hey guys!
Not sure if this is the place to do so, but figured I'd say that I'm coming out of retirement on here and that I'm making myself available in the northeast. 
Looking forward to chatting with people more on here as well!
Stay safe, warm, and well!

Oh, it’s definitely the right place!

Best wishes!

learned something new with dayuse!

Hey guys!
Not sure if this is the place to do so, but figured I'd say that I'm coming out of retirement on here and that I'm making myself available in the northeast. 
Looking forward to chatting with people more on here as well!
Stay safe, warm, and well!

Hey guys!
Not sure if this is the place to do so, but figured I'd say that I'm coming out of retirement on here and that I'm making myself available in the northeast. 
Looking forward to chatting with people more on here as well!
Stay safe, warm, and well!

learned something new with dayuse!

I just found out about this, WOW this seems cool. I had no idea people got together from this site

I just found out about this, WOW this seems cool. I had no idea people got together from this site

It's been said ad nauseam but for real. 
Most of us don't care/mind/find it gross/find weight/size insulting. If you're mature enough to enter the business, you should be mature enough to respect everyones bodies for what they are. Everyone is different.
A SOLID amount of people who have sought me out have different body types than "average". It doesn't make my service any different.
A massage table with a payload is one thing. But thats more due to the fact that theres the material's limits, not because the masseur refuses to see you. A contagious illness/disease is also in that same category, for again, a reason. Nothing to do with ones preferences on appearance. 
At the end of the day it's a meeting between two consenting people, so whatever people are comfortable with will be whatever people are comfortable with. I've had people send me photos and stats, and I've had people surprise me at the door.
 
I hope whoever reads this has a wonderful day

It's been said ad nauseam but for real. 
Most of us don't care/mind/find it gross/find weight/size insulting. If you're mature enough to enter the business, you should be mature enough to respect everyones bodies for what they are. Everyone is different.
A SOLID amount of people who have sought me out have different body types than "average". It doesn't make my service any different.
A massage table with a payload is one thing. But thats more due to the fact that theres the material's limits, not because the masseur refuses to see you. A contagious illness/disease is also in that same category, for again, a reason. Nothing to do with ones preferences on appearance. 
At the end of the day it's a meeting between two consenting people, so whatever people are comfortable with will be whatever people are comfortable with. I've had people send me photos and stats, and I've had people surprise me at the door.
 
I hope whoever reads this has a wonderful day

It's been said ad nauseam but for real. 
Most of us don't care/mind/find it gross/find weight/size insulting. If you're mature enough to enter the business, you should be mature enough to respect everyones bodies for what they are. Everyone is different.
A SOLID amount of people who have sought me out have different body types than "average". It doesn't make my service any different.
A massage table with a payload is one thing. But thats more due to the fact that theres the material's limits, not because the masseur refuses to see you. A contagious illness/disease is also in that same category, for again, a reason. Nothing to do with ones preferences on appearance. 
At the end of the day it's a meeting between two consenting people, so whatever people are comfortable with will be whatever people are comfortable with. I've had people send me photos and stats, and I've had people surprise me at the door.
 
I hope whoever reads this has a wonderful day

This! 100%
And reading it has started the day well 🙂

All that matters is you fit on my massage table (and if you don’t…we can always use the Futon), and that you’ve no conditions that are contra indications for massage. Oh and that you want a good time too 😉.