DrownedBoy

I'd be happy to return to around 1990, slightly before I hit puberty. I'd want to look as I did at 18 (barely legal), and have a steady stream of all the hot celebritiy guys I thought about back then.

It's more fair to say that lots of RM ads are only there to sell their OF subscriptions. I often get auto responses with a link to their OF.

I don't mind their maturity as long as they come on time, don't say anything insulting, and do what I say. A lot can't handle even that.

He's on my maybe list.

Complete phony. I once tried to book him (EDIT when he was on FB and before that obnoxious RM ad), and we agreed to a time. Then, he texts and tells me he changed his mind and decided to watch TV with friends, but he'd be willing to meet after the TV show. I immediately told him he was unprofessional and blocked him. What a moron.

Truly straight providers are much more likely to be scammers or leave you hanging. We've had enough experiences mentioned in this forum - including mine - showing what happens when the straight boy shows up and suddenly decides he's not able to do all the things he agreed to beforehand.

Yes, that's a thing. It's especially annoying when my favorite travelling provider comes in for a couple days in the middle of the week, when I'm working and don't have time to meet. A lot of escorts have a long list of 1-day stopovers (like 1 day in NYC, followed by 1 day in Boston, etc). When I've contacted them, several say that they only plan on going to said city if they book a customer ahead of time. So, you might ask them about that.

Moaning bottom with a grunting top partner. The grunt doesn't sound sexy, but's it's useful so I can prepare to swallow.

I don't tip either (EDIT except for a certain bodybuilder who massively exceeded expectations). And if you do tip, don't make it obvious.

Sorry - confidentiality is a thing, and I'm not looking for another sugar daddy.

I do joint showers when dating (but not hiring), and it's cute, but also a little awkward if you're actually trying to get clean. I love how we have to keep switching positions so we can both get the hot water. Oh - and the moment someone drops a bar of soap, wait for all the expected comments.

I had an "older boyfriend" in college who helped with the expenses, who was about 40 years older than me, and who I would not have dated unless he was giving financial assistance to me. Call that what you will. I have no problem dealing with one person, like a sugar daddy. I don't date people who are supermodels, so I've learned to find attraction in people who aren't conventionally attractive. But I'd have trouble meeting different people all the time.

Reddit is too deep a rabbit hole - I used it a little during the pandemic, then removed it from my phone. It's just too time consuming, and impossible to hold a real discussion on anything.

The "source" mentioned here is completely irreliable.

(That was the implication)

No...he was charged with second degree murder, which isn't capital. I have no idea why, since there was enough planning involved to make it premeditated. At times like this, it's good for the gay community to join together and offer a lifetime supply of cigarettes to any inmate who shivs him.

That's nothing. Years ago, a NY priest ended up blowing all his church's money on escorts. Male ones.

In this economy, everyone is a product, and everyone has to sell themselves. That's why they call us "resources" instead of people at large firms. Providers are no different, and they deserve legal status in recognition.

I plead the Fifth.

Well, when I used Google Translate, he acted like he didn't understand that either, so I suspect it's one of his acts to keep control. Very common among Latinos.

He was....he wanted to do a lot more than I wanted him to

And why did you remove it? In fact, why did you even accept contact with the dumb kid after he pulled that stunt. You should have blocked him immediately. Most people are irresponsible, yes. So you have to use discipline. Letting the brat off like this just enables bad behavior.

I was wondering why he had several 5 star reviews, but when I contacted one, he told me it was a lousy hire. Worse, kissing must be on his won't do list too. It's a shame. His frame has that plump muscular build so common in rural areas, the true American boy with pecs and the baseball cap... not a single brain cell to get in the way....

Once was enough too. He is very sexually aggressive and I believe means well, but he doesn't speak a word of English, and he goes into "it's taking me forever to read this and I can't understand" mode when I tried translating into Spanish. He's in the business to do what we wants, or thinks the client wants, but he's unwilling to follow instructions.

Don't forget what would happen to providers visiting from Columbia if Homeland Security got wind in the current political atmosphere.