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I love size as much as the next guy, but… Ohio? I was schooled there, and there’s not a body part known to the world that would make me go back. (A lot of big assholes come from there)

Does that allow for metric conversion? 

“I hate it when the person I’m laying to filth overhears me” 😂

I’m so old that when I began having sex with men, there were no tops or bottoms. 
There were gay men. 
And recalling most 80’s dates and hookups, almost all were open to being versatile in general. During the encounter, it was ebb and flow, taking turns. In longer boyfriend situations, a pattern would emerge, but mine remained versatile.
AIDS brought more wariness to being the receptive partner, and more stigma to those who received on a more regular basis. Hence the elevation of TheTop. 
I prefer to think of top and bottom as verbs applied to actions, rather than nouns applied to the participants. That way, there’s never a shortage of one or the other in a society. It’s just being flexible about the ways to satisfy your partner as well as yourself. 
Age and medical issues aside, there’s likely few among us who never switch position. 
 

I’m so old that when I began having sex with men, there were no tops or bottoms. 
There were gay men. 
And recalling most 80’s dates and hookups, almost all were open to being versatile in general. During the encounter, it was ebb and flow, taking turns. In longer boyfriend situations, a pattern would emerge, but mine remained versatile.
AIDS brought more wariness to being the receptive partner, and more stigma to those who received on a more regular basis. Hence the elevation of TheTop. 
I prefer to think of top and bottom as verbs applied to actions, rather than nouns applied to the participants. That way, there’s never a shortage of one or the other in a society. It’s just being flexible about the ways to satisfy your partner as well as yourself. 
Age and medical issues aside, there’s likely few among us who never switch position. 
 

I’m so old that when I began having sex with men, there were no tops or bottoms. 
There were gay men. 
And recalling most 80’s dates and hookups, almost all were open to being versatile in general. During the encounter, it was ebb and flow, taking turns. In longer boyfriend situations, a pattern would emerge, but mine remained versatile.
AIDS brought more wariness to being the receptive partner, and more stigma to those who received on a more regular basis. Hence the elevation of TheTop. 
I prefer to think of top and bottom as verbs applied to actions, rather than nouns applied to the participants. That way, there’s never a shortage of one or the other in a society. It’s just being flexible about the ways to satisfy your partner as well as yourself. 
Age and medical issues aside, there’s likely few among us who never switch position. 
 

I’m so old that when I began having sex with men, there were no tops or bottoms. 
There were gay men. 
And recalling most 80’s dates and hookups, almost all were open to being versatile in general. During the encounter, it was ebb and flow, taking turns. In longer boyfriend situations, a pattern would emerge, but mine remained versatile.
AIDS brought more wariness to being the receptive partner, and more stigma to those who received on a more regular basis. Hence the elevation of TheTop. 
I prefer to think of top and bottom as verbs applied to actions, rather than nouns applied to the participants. That way, there’s never a shortage of one or the other in a society. It’s just being flexible about the ways to satisfy your partner as well as yourself. 
Age and medical issues aside, there’s likely few among us who never switch position. 
 

Is that anything like decoupage?

I used to have problems sometimes finding the right amount of water. Surprises, as you say. 
Listen to your body, and you gotta rehearse if you expect to perform. 

Rehearse, as in try different methods of delivery, retention, and expulsion when you have no plan for sex, and no pressure.
Learn timing of your system’s natural elimination cycle, and you’ll become more confident with less water to be effective for the depth anticipated. 
Find tutorials on muscle isolation of upper and lower abs - very useful, along with breathing. 
A thin, long dildo is a good friend to have. Even if you don’t like toys as part of sex, it’s the most effective way to check your instincts.
And just to beat the long-dead horse… FIBER. Fiber. Fiber. 
Good luck!
 

We have a choice now?

Who doesn’t love a hundred-dollar douche?
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We know... we've seen the size of your shoes.

Adam-Max has been straddling the space/time continuum for years. Available Now in Los Angeles and Beirut. 
An appealing product but a strange way of doing business. 

Bon Chance! as they say in Paris, where he will be tomorrow, along with Vegas. 

This may seem weird, but I’ve seen to notice penis size correlates with finger nail length.  I don’t mean how far they grow out, but actually the bed of the nail.  The longer the nail bed, the bigger the peepee.

For that fee, I want this mezzo

I see it as a way for a provider to attract bookings on what they find is consistently a slow day (or time) for them. It’s not something that makes a difference to me as a client. 

I see it as a way for a provider to attract bookings on what they find is consistently a slow day (or time) for them. It’s not something that makes a difference to me as a client. 

For that fee, I want this mezzo

Enjoying Ripley 1-2 eps a night. Been ages since I saw any form of it. Andrew Scott is mesmerizing. Beautiful cinematography. 

We can be grateful his case exposed flaws in police procedure, especially regarding evidence collection and chain-of-custody. May prevent an innocent person from being wrongfully accused and tried. 

Enjoying Ripley 1-2 eps a night. Been ages since I saw any form of it. Andrew Scott is mesmerizing. Beautiful cinematography. 

Enjoying Ripley 1-2 eps a night. Been ages since I saw any form of it. Andrew Scott is mesmerizing. Beautiful cinematography. 

For that fee, I want this mezzo

For that fee, I want this mezzo

We can be grateful his case exposed flaws in police procedure, especially regarding evidence collection and chain-of-custody. May prevent an innocent person from being wrongfully accused and tried.