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Well, we can assume that studying English does not play a big role in getting the degree in Sexyfucklogy. Liberty U??

Alexa may be great, but can you push the one button that drops the Mantovani LP on the turntable while dimming the lights, starting a fire and automatically converting the sofa into a fully made bed? Pillow Talk? …Anyone? Yes to wireless speaker(s) but on the phone you must choose from what has been licensed and sold to you via your music apps. IRL a laptop can play any single CD’s you have, more than one if you have an app that curates those you’ve already burned, if it allows you to save discs that it cannot recognize - goodbye mixtapes!!

A Foreign (or even domestic) destination that is notably anti-gay is a non-starter. The company in tow trumps all no matter what. Unless we can be imprisoned for being. Cruises? Never again. Road trips? Love ‘em! 10 day max. Only with others who love road trips. Obligatory family trips are only way to get me on board a plane. I much prefer hosting friends and family who like to get OOT to the gay-loving Land of La! 🕶️ “Give My Regards to Brunei,”

“Can you come back in an hour?” ”Sure! This is actually perfect, because now I can swing by and pick up Mom - she loves to watch! Back in 60!!”

The other meanings that were tested and rejected: Brace For Excitement Bring Favorite Enema Bounce, Flounce and Elan Bold Fenty Eyelashes Bondage, Fisting & E-stim BigFoot Energy Baby-Fresh Epidermis Brainy, Funny Egalitarian Boinking (the) Fat and Elderly 😝

Actual positive experience from @BritSD 8 months ago seems enough for me, unless the provider has gone through an enormous transformation of body or character - Marcus is 44, not a kid…

It always gets reactions when I do it. I enjoy it too, especially if I did warm-ups as part of hygiene! I don’t know that cis pussy can do that same move…Shouldn’t that advantage be heralded and play a bigger role when we have our recruiting fairs?

I would add that his particular attitude in manspreading is irresistible.😈

It’s relevant only if you and provider have some sort of misunderstanding about the how much, the how long, the goings-on. Pro’s obligation is time for fee, client’s obligation is fee for time. It’s gray (ymmv) outside of those two quantifiable bits. Code violations are what they are, (until they’re not, which can be hoped for). Civil disagreements must be settled privately. By which I mean, on Twitter. 😱🤑

I have no “regulars” at this point but occasional repeats, which eliminates a lot of the worry about not clicking. That said, (like some of you), Adventure is part of why I hire, even tho I do it less now. I used to think it’s only gay men who enjoy that uninhibited now or never sex, but hetboys will admit a need for some strange. I shop carefully including sage advice from within. Then as I prepare to be open and hygienically ready for anything, I remember to turn expectations down to 0.5 Then once in the door, clothes coming off, boundary convo, minimal small talk, then gittin to it, focusing further personal communication and signal-reading within the kissing, touching, and engagement of each other’s parts for the first time. It’s as close as I get now to the thrill of (beforetimes) anonymous hookups of bathhouse/gloryhole varieties. But I never have expectations.

Within the massage category for me, “sex” would be whatever is considered extras - MT, HE, etc. Many masseurs show photos and give info that together indicate massage and sex are their package, and many clients have told tales about these encounters. Like full on penetration sex. I was making a point that my low tolerance for the set-up would require additional offerings for the cost of the service. Back/shoulder work grinding my face into the bed? No thx. $200 on a table for good therapeutic (no extras) is good value for me. Love getting 90m, at spa I might get 80m for that. Rub-n-tug on a bed is not something I would seek to hire, and so far, haven’t. My fave is to hire a provider with both profiles, and I go with the best rec’s on the massage part. Pay the (Rent.men rate), get massage included. They exist in every market.

Booking apps for salons and other small business might be the solution for those who want to update exact times and locations. Some providers in massage already use them but I don’t see why maybe “availability for auditions” can’t be created and then updated as bookings and/or location get confirmed - link to it via RM? Or paste link into response to serious inquiry via text? I sorta see why it might require expense on the part of the platform to stay in real time.

I’ve loaded Lyft on my phone for emergency, may never need it, haven’t yet. I’m glad they’re around to help keep impaired drivers from making really bad choices. (Fall crop-tops not included…)

This is exactly why we must protect children from being taken and sold!! More people would prefer to lease.

J’adore Les Edibles…

Massage on bed = bad massage 200 for bad massage = there’d better be sex If you like all the variables it’s a question of what experience you want for your money. 200 will get me a great therapeutic in LA, just sayin

I already had a college blondie - back when I could have them for free. Smart, funny, a speedo tan line that was consistent within a micron, and white skin beneath… and Dolphin shorts, which he could wear as street wear. In the daytime!! Smelling salts please.

Don’t you hate it when… …a topic is just a general question without any context? Not to be mean, @Jostartopics that are clear get more looks and genuine advice - so, perhaps a hint: How should I deal with provider’s aggressive sales pitch? (By the way, the moment I posted my nudes in my RM profile they stepped back…😜)

I had a friend who boasted about his 9-foot Steinway Concert Grand Penis-Extension. Fond of musicians, he was…

Remember, he is offering time in exchange for payment. Expectations of anything beyond sharing time in the same space can lead to disappointment. I always bring some knitting just in case - that way it’s only money being wasted 🤓

I found both the writing and her performance to exceed all my expectations! I look forward to S2

Centuries ago an attractive woman who behaved in a snobby or aloof way would be tagged with “what, she thinks her twat is gold-plated?” There are some men who are blessed with with a beautiful and perfectly sized cock, usually told “It’s the _____ I’ve ever had” And some of these perfect-cocked guys believe (some know) that what they offer in bed can excuse all sorts of bad behavior. An old friend famed for his D used to talk to me about girls’ reaction to it, “she said I should have it gold-plated”. He’s now on his second (third??) divorce last I heard. Apparently its value did not appreciate. So I’m not surprised if the meaning has changed. Everyone already knows who’s got what (and how it’s finished) well before the first face to face. And women who declare men to be pigs really can’t be proven wrong.

Favorite of mine?? A zillion years ago, a prize-winner at 5 contests. Half-bride half-groom. Went to a Mexican chain cantina to compete, had offers from drunk couples, “which one are you really? haha!” Traded bj’s with a guy in the mens room while his girlfriend was enjoying attention somewhere else. The only time I made money while sucking cock. $150 prize! But on the downside I did have to reapply half my lipstick.

Plumbing? Please post pictures of crack. You might get some offers…😅