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Perfect. I’m an aging Aquarius

White Lotus Coral Gables? 😂

The good news is that here we all accept that love is priceless, but the rest is negotiable. You’re bound to find the inspiration you can eventually make real. Someday, something about somebody will tell you what you want. Probably when it’s the furthest thing from your conscious mind, and your recollection of it later requires filling in details from the imagination.

I think Tanya was always a tragic character. Her whole presence was large from the pilot on, and her ultimate tragedy had to be big. The right story was told, ultimately, and offers all sorts of loose ends for us to talk about. Someone on Twitter pointed out the slow aria at the beginning of the episode, “Dido’s Lament” (the heroine’s death) begins with “Thy hand, Belinda…” Belinda. Love that. The series needs to find its next new thing and the bar is high, now. Mike White has a gift for casting, building slow tension, and adding just the right amount of weird, so I expect it will be worth watching.

If you’re spending lots of time with your fave provider maybe let him manage your endings? 🤣 If you’re intent on a sensual or erotic massage, there are lots of good gay providers in PS who can come to your hotel with table, or accept in-call. Also, check at Gay resorts with day-pass and massage packages, (which may include sexy masseur and release). Luxury spas offer nothing that includes release, nor touching of clients genitals, nor patron touch of the masseur. Some say, why bother? A legit therapeutic massage all on its own is transformative to the body and spirit. Whether or not you find the bodyworker attractive is irrelevant to benefiting from touch, pressure and manipulation from skilled and experienced hands. Be frank with masseur about pain, mobility-flexibility issues, and pressure preferred. Expect to remain fully draped. What’s not going through your head: Does he think I’m old or ugly? Should I suck his dick, or just touch it? Will I be able to come? Do I tip accordingly? Will he come? Does that change the tip? I’m going to need to help him pack up and get outa here! >>>>>Your mind relents along with the flesh. Your belongings are safe in a locker with a key that’s always on you. They provide footwear, robes and as many towels as you want. Nice products for showering and grooming. Cruising and play between clients in public areas are at your own risk. Wrong witness, and you’ll be asked to leave. Tipping is done through the credit card (or in a cash envelope they provide) when checking out. 15-20% for meeting expectations, more if they really provided relief to aches or left you feeling like a limp noodle! Most spas allow time for you relax and awaken. Enjoy sauna, steam. Easy add-ons would be foot/hand treatments. Spring for a spa day with lengthy (separate) therapeutic massages at a luxury hotel/resort/spa. Skin treatments might be booked in tandem with 2 attendants at larger venues. (The “couples massages” are shite -don’t even.) Ask your buddy if he has visited any that he recommends. 4/5 star Hotel Chains often use same high standards for each spa at various properties, and maybe there’s a chance he visited a related hotel spa somewhere. Reservations are essential- especially requesting by gender. Arrive early for spa use and shower. I’m jealous already 💜💜💜

Whatever the market will bear.

Drag Performance = Clowning Everything is exaggerated, larger than life. The nature of each clown is different, in appearance, but also seen through use of the specific tricks, movements, vocalizations they use to connect with the audience in front of them. If the common bond in the audience is sexuality, of course a clown will use sexual humor to connect. They know the difference between doing their own “script” for an audience of adult gay men, and (while wearing the same costume) working with a script written by another, in a venue with kids as their audience, fully accepting of a different reaction from the new audience. Some people here are afraid of laughing alongside a clown.

Watched on Peacock -totally worth it. Liked it as much as any romcom I’ve seen in a while, very very funny. Love all the super-awkward sex! (…the three-and-half way - I knew I had seen “Steve” elsewhere. Sue’s not-gay but gay boyfriend from “The Middle!!!)

It’s always great stupid fun!! In The Living Nativity, they cast a male dancer as Joseph, and one I saw did an entire ballet with his hands during the last 16 bars. Grrrrrrrrlll. If you’ve already seen it, go back again and sit in the front row. You can see all the subtle chatter and humor between Rockettes esp during the Soldier number 😂🤣💜

5 Ep in. Production values improving, performances overall good, especially Nanjiani. Fatal tension is mounting.

The massage services you get on board a ship vary greatly depending on ship, sailing time, etc. Most of the body workers are female. I had a fantastic session on Princess with Dunya, Former Assistant Coach of Croatian Bowling Team. I could tell from the first touch she had worked on athletes. They hire for skill, and she had it in spades. MOST ship passengers are more comfortable with Masseuse as opposed to Masseur. So expect nothing other than good, non-sensual bodywork from a woman. If you must have more, book a large suite, bring the provider with his table?? Bon Voyage!!

Some profiles specifically welcome older guys. Ask, be upfront about your age. And if describing yourself always add a few fake flaws. They’ll picture the worst, and be pleasantly surprised. 😂

Was meant to be a 2020 novelty. Might be back for a third year 🙄

I just started watching this. Always love Nanjiani, Ashford and Bartlett, hoping it’s good. Not bowled over by production values Ep 1 but those often improve after the pilot. Should I persevere or bail now?

I raised the issue of behavior vs persons because discussion of persons’ acceptance because of who they are seemed like a larger more political issue, not for this forum. Behavior can be changed by individuals to become acceptable, or the standard of what’s acceptable can become less rigid over time to allow formerly shunned behaviors. “Socially acceptable” as a term originally referred to changeable behaviors. Applying it now to immutable characteristics is probably not a good way to frame the issue, IMO

Out of all potential activities with a hire, I think kissing is the most reliant on that undefinable thing called “chemistry”. No top, no bottom, just equals, and it involves taste and smell more than other intimate acts, so I always regard it as nothing more than a possibility.

In my house that’ll get your jabot slapped six ways to le dimanche.

I’m curious about the term “socially acceptable” in 2022. It used to refer to behavior, and acquiescence to the restriction of that behavior in order to not make others feel awkward or uncomfortable. Past socially unacceptable behavior could be not RSVP’ing to an invitation. Regularly being drunk at dinner parties. Wearing swimwear while pregnant. Using the wrong piece of flatware. Arguing with a spouse in public. Wearing white after Labor Day. Since we cannot dismiss groups of people as “behavior” what does it mean today? What behavior is considered socially unacceptable today?

The weight of the extra fluid makes it fun to handle. Not hard enough to go shwing, but enough to make it look, feel and move like something more important than schmeckle.

Are there foods you eat only when celebrating a holiday? Not just on the day but over the season surrounding? Why? Seasonal ingredients? Religious significance? Tradition or childhood memories? (I imagine that’s the most common…) Would these foods be less yummy in a non-seasonal context? Maybe they’re hard to make, or the quantity too large? Is there only one recipe (Nana’s?) for the dish or treat that you like? For me Christmas Dinner has long meant Prime Rib. If hosting a large group we’ll sometimes make it, but for enjoying beef occasionally I’m a NY strip guy. One year, hosting with a niece who is pescatarian we instead did a gorgeous seafood array - crab legs, prawns, scallops, halibut for the dinner. My family wasn’t that into it, friends at the table loved it. Obviously several sweets - cookies and bars which I make gluten free, usually adapting from old Betty Crocker classics! My Russian Tea Cakes are definitive, but not at all something from my childhood, and yet the one thing I make every year. A lot are given as gifts. Christmas is always about indulgence, isn’t it?

We shed skin cells overnight. It’s always easier to wash and fold pj’s, than it is to wash and remake the bedclothes, if trying to maintain cleanliness against the skin.

Intimate friendships between women don’t need a new term, I guess, because other women don’t regard intimacy as gay.

I find in my body it’s prostate, combined with stretch, and a flex or squeeze (bearing down on colon from lowest abs) It’s hard to sync all that, which leads to rarity of occurrence. It can leave you shaking and make you cry.

Like Teri Hatcher’s tits Anal O’s are real And they’re spectacular. And “cumming like a woman” is a gift that will make you appreciate Meg Ryan. Hopefully not in the moment.

The bodies looked real and relatable in that book. Learned a lot😬