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A wide-ranging performer 😍😍

If you are seeking a lot of skilled work in from two men, you’ll have to ask them questions about training etc, how long they’ve worked as a team. Many 4-handers are provided by one good masseur and a boyfriend who’s pretty new at it. I found the two asymmetric “flows” to be a distraction. My experience is that who’s into you and who’s not will be evident in short order. I imagine others here can provide you with more things to consider to get what you’re hoping for.

HIV has relied on self-reporting from the very beginning. Denial of behavior for some created casualties in the hundreds. Understand the risks, be honest about them. Get tested often. And remember that other bacterial and viral cooties don’t care about Prep. I always trust Mr Hankey and a handle. 🎆🎇🔥

Spend some money where it’s needed most: Lighting.

Fell way below my expectations- some of the performances, some performances, but mostly in writing. Brooks Ashmanskas had horrible dialog written for him - should have written the repartee himself, as he’s a truly hilarious gay man. I couldn’t get through S1. I wish them well.

My hiring pattern has slowed down with time. Still haven’t stepped back in the waters since the start of COVID and will probably look this summer. Because it’s gotten rare for me, my retirement income would easily allow for (4) “E-Ticket” encounters a year. ••• If you don’t understand what E Ticket means, you probably aren’t old enough to retire🤣•••

Telling “first time” is a must if referring to sexual activity with another man. Disclosing first hire, what’s the downside?

So long as there’s no additional charge to the client per orgasm, you’re probably going to have a great time!

Talent (artistic, writing, building, acting, singing, musical instrument, culinary, any sort of talent) Funniness. I have the sense of humor. I want to be around a mind that tickles it.

Finding any provider who, in person, delivers on all expectations for the appointment is rare. Some of us have expectations in actual skill that outweigh those for sexual interplay. I sort out massage first, and if they also have an escort ad on another site it’s unlikely I’ll upgrade midway, but will have a second “hybrid” booked before I leave.

He’s gotta show me the peppermill first. In case he’s got a Rubirosa. 😂

If partners have an arrangement of “not ready for marriage but ready for sex” and they are not co-habitating, it may be easiest on the relationship to keep that arrangement after marriage, for a part time living situation to transition into under one roof. The older one gets, the more we like control of our habitat, and all of a sudden living with someone who’s out of that control, it takes adjustment from one or both parties. Live together first - if it reveals irreconcilable differences in how/where to live, there’s time to see if they might be reconciled, possibly in a new location, before legal marriage paperwork is the new hurdle to separating. Living, days on end, with someone with you love is great! Try it before tying the knot.

Masseur - doesn’t matter to me Escort- I need a pleasant face, with eye contact, and a genuine smile. More than that is a bonus.

Kid gloves. Elbow-length. And a beautiful chain with a sterling silver carabiner… 😂

Genital piercings have been around in the gay scene for 50 years - surprised it’s still a new idea to folks here - penile piercings, especially PA’s, have been visible in all kinds of porn, certainly in gym showers and in escort ads. Like ink, other body mods, and fetish wear, it can be hot on the right body (or in PA case, a beautiful cock) and It’s not going to ever be mainstream as a choice of decoration, nor can it turn a frog into a Prince. Easier to avoid than find amongst providers. Why do it? He likes the look of it. Pleasure on the part of the piercee varies I bet. I’m told it’s similar to other erotic sensations of having specific areas of sensitive skin pulled or pinched during sex, depending on the metal and the motion. My one experience, it was part of the provider’s total approach to presenting himself, and he had selected good size jewelry to carry it off well, in combo with some smaller piercings at the base, the balls and the taint. Had facial and nip piercings as well. Sounded a bit like reindeer when he walked, but It was fun to play with, tug on (with guidance) though removed for oral. It can be a new sensory experience to a bottom for sure. The type of ring, loop, or bar makes a difference. It’s not everyone’s cup of tea. Or Ipecac. 😂

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Dear Penthouse Forum, I still can’t believe what happened last weekend… 😂

Know your body. Learn your natural elimination cycle. Pay attention to what foods speed it up, slow it down, and alter your diet and add fiber supplements to add predictability. Input affects output. Douche as needed, well ahead. Check before showering by inserting a slender dildo a little longer than the size of whatever you plan to encounter. It will act as Last Call to dalliers and lurkers. It’s kinda like housekeeping. If you have one person stopping by, you won’t bother cleaning the entire house. If you’re having a party or an overnight guest, a full-house/deeper cleaning might be in order, should they wander into seldom-used places. 🤣

Cherubino vocally lives higher and longer (3 Acts unplugged and over a bigger than baroque pit)+ demands good acting, comic timing and natural physicality. The character is a Post-pubescent horny teenage drama queen, gullible and clever, oodles of charm. Charm is key. He has to be Skeeve-Lite. Jarrousky is boyishly pretty enough, with top. Rare combo. Don’t know if he’s done the role on stage. Meanwhile… LOW NOTES in high places: https://bit.ly/3juUxnQ

Sounds funnier than The Burning Bed. It would be perfect if the rapist was MI State Legislator Robert Regan[R] who said: "I tell my daughters, 'Well, if rape is inevitable, you should just lie back and enjoy it.' "

“My Life’s Work for three years” 🤣🤣🤣 ”I have such a hot looking body you’re not going to care whether or not I know what I’m doing” Amazing specimen! Good for him if he can stay working for All Eternity, which is next fall. 😂

There must be lots of variations in Edging, as relates to the clock. Depending on each individual - the recipient’s restraint and the masseur’s skill and stamina. When seeking this as part of massage is it A)discussed ahead and B)automatically the end of the service? I would like edging to occur throughout massage, to break it up, give a break of repetitive work to the provider and tease me for longer. 90m seem average? That’s the length I book for escort massage/play combo.

As in older client whose body is not disgusting to touch, but also really nothing to look at, I tip as an honorarium to their grit in getting through it. 🤭 This does not apply if their house is nicer than my house.

If you were a fan of AFTER LIFE, you’ll recognize Diane Morgan, who does lots of similar satire on British TV, this time using her already established character of Philomena Cunk to poke fun at short-form Nature Docs. Dead on and hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

Wonderful artist. Hope there’s further opportunities.