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jeezifonly

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  1. I wanted Mr Novak to teach me things
  2. He’s a trainer. Khris at Gold’s Gym in Hollywood, last I read. He may have escorted, but if he still does, he doesn’t advertise and is retired from work in front of cameras. He was so boyish and charming during his early vids, and grew into such a fine versatile daddy.
  3. None mind if you ask for something they have - jocks, shorts, sweats, socks, even shirt and tie, etc. but there’s one guy I see who wears only shoes and a smile, and stays behind the door for street privacy. He looks so great that way, who am I to ask for more? (Some day I will hire the stripper fantasy I’ve always wanted…)
  4. My dating and relationship filter differs from my hiring filter. I’m happily partnered (married 15, together 35, so my relationship filter is permanently out of commission) and I’ve always enjoyed the boundaries of time in hiring. There’s a single purpose, and most profiles give me enough info to choose from to meet the goal. I don’t have a single specific type, never have. Although for the past 20 yrs I’m far more likely to hire a guy who might be filmed by Pantheon rather than Sean Cody.
  5. I add 20 lbs and 5 years to what I tell provider about me. They’re always pleasantly surprised when I show up without those additions. 😂
  6. Never. I know some clients meet a situation where they’ve been “ripped off”, and I absolutely have that relationship with Amazon. Not with providers - it’s on me to do my research, book the first meet as a short incall and to remember they’re humans. Sometimes two humans new to each other just don’t click.
  7. A damn shame, J. We clients are best avoided at all costs. Literally all.
  8. Awesome! She’s got the temperament, too. If she’s not in AGMA, negotiate for the initiation fee and 3mo dues in the offer. And she should make clear that her cover is not to be present in rehearsal. 😂
  9. Non-profits share/trade/sell lists all the time. Opt out of publication if you can.
  10. Great marketing strategy ”I’m available (sort of) to spend time (all that’s guaranteed) with men (a few of you) Contact me (if you dare) and I’ll get back to you (?) soon (if your CV, resume, full nude photos and 3 current credit references all pass inspection)”
  11. Good for Caroline! That said, we can’t ban jokes. Couple disparities in all combos of age, race, sexuality and/or gender have always been/are actually fair game for comedians. If it gets personal (like weight or disability) that’s perhaps too far. It’s still comedy, not policy though. Part of equality is being equally able to take a joke at our own expense. I’m glad she didn’t take the more traveled road to an overused punchline, but if we cannot laugh about our own appearance, either alone or as a couple, we’re asking for “special treatment” from entertainers when we can simply choose to not buy tix I got used one time as a recurring gag because of my work (wig making) when I was at The Laugh Factory seeing Pudgy, whose schtick was abusing the audience. It was hilarious. Perhaps when seeing live comedy with your man, choose bigger venues and comics who don’t use the crowd. Here is a piece about ”Pudgy” by Alexandra Billings: https://bit.ly/3JHoCea Key quote about insults in comedy: “There’s also a real art to this kind of humor. I know it’s not for everyone, and if it’s done wrong it can be really uncomfortable. You have to walk a very thin line. You have to NOT believe what you’re saying is the truth. It’s more about pointing out how ridiculous stereotypes are, not that they’re to be laughed at; it’s more that the people who *believe* them are to be laughed at.“
  12. Among the many comedians I saw on TV as a kid, he was always my favorite. The phone calls 💜💜💜
  13. Miles Long was used in the late 70’s. And it appeared to be…
  14. A photo of an accessorized hand is not a reliable indicator of his experience and skill. Which, if you’re serious about what he provides, are both essential for your safety. Pickle ball is forgiving about your choice of partner. Handball less so. Good luck!
  15. Yes, and I am only speaking for myself, just as all of do when posting. I pay sq/ft taxes for a family of five, which go to the great public schools in my city, which I do not burden with kids of my own. I don’t want to rob anyone of their say. We tell our representatives, I guess is how we do that. I just want the semi-annual debate settled one way or another. Some folks will be disappointed, sorry if that will include you.
  16. Perfect. Half of our legislature can’t read a calendar or a watch…
  17. The brace worked for me when I was on a project that had element(s) of specific time-sensitive repetitive motion. There were a few movements where I felt it but I couldn’t pinpoint the exact problematic combo of reaching, turning, gripping, and holding the object. It was all stuff I’d been doing forever, but positioning/timing was somehow unique to the situation. I was lucky - able to find the exact spot I needed pressure, found an Ace brace at CVS, wore it constantly as it really helped, and when the project ended, the pain subsided, and I continued with the brace for a few week as a precaution. Continued working for another 10yrs with no flare-up. Lucky.
  18. For most of my career I worked weekends, so the time change 2x/yr was crucial to showing up at the right time Sunday. Most of this was also without a device (smartphone) for verification. Being retired, the actual time change has less power to jack me up. I’m weary of the arguments about it every year. I don’t give a damn if kids have to go to school in the dark - first world problems. Plenty of people go to work in the dark, come home in the dark. Start school later. Too much sun in the morning? Buy shades. I hope we can just pick one and make it permanent. It’s silly.
  19. We’re not paying them to have sex. We’re paying them to leave.
  20. Consciously or not, fantasies, even in the form of memories, creep in and out of sexual encounters all the time, don’t they? If the provider’s level of interest wanes over time, you’re actually paying for a HE. (Husband Experience…)
  21. Separately owned and operated, with separate memberships, one per owner? This is a perfect set-up for a murder mystery. It would hardly be credible though, as Russians organizing in an effort to commit violent crimes has no basis in fact. 😂
  22. I worked backstage on the last tour he did in ‘09 or so, in his 70’s!! I saw little of the show, but heard all of it, and he was remarkable. RIP to a great actor.
  23. Interesting that his comedy special about last years Oscars dropped just ahead of this years Oscar’s.
  24. I imagine deposits are waived, as a professional curtsy
  25. Do you want sex or a massage? You said erotic massage. If you need bodywork in addition to funsexygoodtime, go with someone who is good for you as a masseur. If you want erotic adventure with a little massage, then someone new!
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