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Only on Nextdoor.com, which of course is completely private. 🥸

Always keeping expectations low does a lot to prevent disappointment.

I was given the address, parked, called him as instructed from the gate and waited for him to come through the courtyard - I told him how beautiful the place was. Then he appeared from the street, and we chatted about the architecture preservation in his neighborhood as he escorted me to his apt in the neighboring building. A nice intro to his conversational ability 💜 He says for him, first in-calls go better this way. He was not wrong. 🫠

On me hairless sack to crack. Trimmed pubes. Everything else as issued. I am off-put by smooth everything-too juvenile. Love body hair in general.

I do not know yet. I may never know. But I have my suspicions.

There’s a sliding scale to porn. from “I’ve done exactly that with that very man, when he was a provider and it was HAF” to ”I’d love to be in the room with this, it’d be HAF” to ”I would never!!!! How do they even learn the stretching part? It’s HAF, tho” to ”if my wife knew this was what I’m into I’m F’d”

Always mix the man mags into the mainstream mags. Catherine Tate as Derrick, how very dare you!!🤣🤣🤣

I am just now remembering I dated a guy in the early 80’s who had only one ball - his cancer arrived before the advent of the quality prosthetics. I didn’t find it in anyway disruptive to having sex. I think I was able to take everything in a mouthful before he got too hard. Sweet fuzzy guy.

Skating (and skiing ) involve simultaneous pressure of bending the knee and shifting weight to in order to move forward, to follow a curved path, and to stop. Whatever you decide, factor that in.

If you have one testicle, you can produce enough fluid to ejaculate. They might not all be swimmers is all.

Being a Masseur gives them polite coverage if they simply don’t want oral/anal sex with a client. This is why I hire escorts who are also really great masseurs , and discuss ahead. Good Lord. If I want that guessing game of will we/won’t we, I wouldn’t be paying for anything more than a decent dinner date. 🤣🤣🤣

This is interesting for many in NYC. Too soon for real hope for law reform, but a step n the right direction! Arrests down in NY N’Yawka’s: whadda all youse think??

That’s all it requires!! (But he did make her lesbacious.) 🤣

The person offering the service defines the term. You will never be the first client to ask for clarification. Often, a masseur may have an escort ad on another site - that reduces overall confusion and it’s easy to ask for a combo of massage and some play. When I hire a massage, I look for training and yrs of experience, because that makes a difference for me, as well as having a legit table. If you want more than a manual HE massage, prepare to pay escort rate. “If you want to offer an upgrade of service once we’ve begun, I come prepared for that, if you have additional time available” It gives him an out if he’s not as into your type. Don’t be nervous. The combo, if done right, is better than just sex. 😘

During the procedure, a prosthetic testicle can be inserted in the sack to visually restore the holy trinity and I believe it is covered by insurance in most cases. This is part of the procedure planning and there will be samples from which he can choose, if he opts for it. Hope your friend comes through cancer-free.

It’s about a senior’s perspective on insecurity in their body, their chosen lives having not met needs sexually, not rocking that boat with the goal of remaining partnered, and in their social station. On the flip side, a younger partner with a surplus of body confidence, unclear dreams for himself, and a lot of painful rejection in his past. They help each other. And it’s hilarious enough!

There’s only one that would make sense for me: I’M NOT HERE YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

If prostate stim is a goal, you can do it yourself with fingers, just to learn the terrain. Anterior in this case, means towards the balls. About two knuckles in. You’ll feel a slightly raised bump about the size of a quarter, with a walnut like texture. Stimulate the areas immediate around it - like rubbing the sides of the quarter. It’s the most pleasant sensation, where direct pressure on the gland can feel just odd at first. In order to feel this you need feedback from your finger(s) rather than relying on an object. Once you understand what your structure is, you’ll be able to use any insertable object with more accuracy, and gauge your timing with targeting the right place in sync with ejaculation. Good luck!

He’s very attractive. Don’t forget that Rhett Butler essentially known for not giving a damn…

The male FUPA. The struggle is real. 😂 No it really is.

“Educated” is as reliable a metric as “friendly“. No attitude”. “Easy-going”.

I like it as a fantasy - a drunken evening with a straight man I already know, that leads to…something. Straight men love having their dicks played with and sucked, and if that servicing is all I want to accomplish during a paid session, why not? Personally that is rarely my goal, so… (For me, it’s like wasting one of Disney booklet’s “E Tickets” to ride Mr. Toad…)

On the RentMenu: parts a la carte

As one who was introduced to gay porn in the late 70’s, I have heard the gamut. Sometimes the actual noises of sex do seem alike -slapping, slurping, moaning, dirty (limited) vocabulary, but when the guys are clicking in personality, especially when laughter is included, it heightens it all for sure.